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The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

hooah posted:

I tried just now and couldn't find what they are. Care to enlighten the rest of us?

Tomatoes duh.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Probably someone who says to-MAH-toes and thus "maters" makes no sense

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Data Graham posted:

Probably someone who says to-MAH-toes and thus "maters" makes no sense

Tomatoes
Ta-maters.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

olasdjfh was really loving easy to find, truth be told

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT
glkdfn is another easy one

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

LorrdErnie posted:

glkdfn is another easy one

Just saw it, thank you.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

ArfJason posted:

Just saw it, thank you.

Solved screencap or it didn't happen. :colbert:

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Goodpancakes posted:




YEEEEEHAAAAWWW!

Was going to say wow this is offensive but saw the state in the letterhead and figured its a lost cause.

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby

LorrdErnie posted:

Tomatoes duh.

Yeah, I found it on Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mater&defid=1653938

I grew up calling potatoes "taters" and knew a couple of people named "tater" but no one in my area of the South ever said "maters" for tomatoes.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
Did none of you see Cars? Because I envy you.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

captainOrbital posted:

This looks like something my six-year-old son would write.

Congratulations, Cletus! You're writing at the level of a Chicago Public Schools kindergartner.

Honestly I think it's deliberate. Just a sign saying "Tomatoes, yellow squash, potatoes, etc." isn't very attention getting, this mass of phonetically spelled words is an attention grabber.

Just paint the sign like a illiterate backwoods redneck and wait for the rubes to show up.

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

Haruharuharuko posted:

Was going to say wow this is offensive but saw the state in the letterhead and figured its a lost cause.


Man, he just looks so satisfied with his car right now. I hope he drives his friends around or helps his neighbors get supplies with his donk like some kind of donk messiah :sax:

blunt for century has a new favorite as of 17:07 on Jan 20, 2015

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





Thanks for my next user name friend

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

blunt for century posted:

Man, he just looks so satisfied with his car right now. I hope he drives is friends around or helps his neighbors get supplies with his donk like some kind of donk messiah :sax:

My tires are wet but my chassis is dry, everything's coming up Millhouse!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

Rolo posted:

Solved screencap or it didn't happen. :colbert:

Because I can't get to sleep:




Some of these were easy. There were multiple instances of "gf, "bgh," and "nfd." Also "nhjk" and "kjhn" were obviously mirrored.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
Is it supposed to really easy or something? What's funny?

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Nitrox posted:

Is it supposed to really easy or something? What's funny?

"Please come to my house and beat one level of a 20*-year-old game for me"

*Don't correct me who cares

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
It's like the second area in the game. I mean there's lava but still.

If you haven't played Super Mario World you really need to though. It still holds up.

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009





Roger Craig posted:

Virginia celebrated Lee-Jackson-King day until 2000 (Jackson of the "Stonewall" variety).



According to my calendar they still do, just on the 16th.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Nitrox posted:

Is it supposed to really easy or something? What's funny?

I chuckled at the thought of someone inviting strangers over to beat a video game level for him. :shrug: Seems like an odd thing to do.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Angela Christine posted:

I chuckled at the thought of someone inviting strangers over to beat a video game level for him. :shrug: Seems like an odd thing to do.

I'd wager it's a trap.

Iron Chef Nex
Jan 20, 2005
Serving up a hot buttered stabbing

Roger Craig posted:

Virginia celebrated Lee-Jackson-King day until 2000 (Jackson of the "Stonewall" variety).

They still do, they just moved it to the Friday before MLK day. A whole lot of localities are closed on the Friday, but open on the Monday. But it's not about racism, though. Oh not at all.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Angela Christine posted:

I chuckled at the thought of someone inviting strangers over to beat a video game level for him. :shrug: Seems like an odd thing to do.

It's also a weirdly early and not-particularly-notable level of the game. It's not like it's the Battletoads speeder bike level or some other notoriously difficult part of a game, it's just...Vanilla Dome 3.

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer
It's almost as though the craigslist ad is a joke and not in fact real

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Angela Christine posted:

I chuckled at the thought of someone inviting strangers over to beat a video game level for him. :shrug: Seems like an odd thing to do.

I liked how disparaging the person is to the jesus christ why are we explaining this.

Fat Loser
May 27, 2004

davidspackage posted:

I liked how disparaging the person is to the jesus christ why are we explaining this.

Because goons.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

theflyingorc posted:

It's also a weirdly early and not-particularly-notable level of the game. It's not like it's the Battletoads speeder bike level or some other notoriously difficult part of a game, it's just...Vanilla Dome 3.

Aren't wizards in Vanilla Dome castle? I think it's just a random screenshot.
:goonsay:

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

BANME.sh posted:

It's almost as though the craigslist ad is a joke and not in fact real

And yet, we don't question the validity of jerk-off crystals.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Jamesman posted:

And yet, we don't question the validity of jerk-off crystals.

Because it was made by one of our own

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Nitrox posted:

Because it was made by one of our own

You mean I've been jerking off with this thing FOR NOTHING?!

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Jamesman posted:

And yet, we don't question the validity of jerk-off crystals.

wait, what?

link?

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I like how he is providing whiskey and doughnuts. Well played sir.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

RFC2324 posted:

wait, what?

link?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Jamesman posted:

And yet, we don't question the validity of jerk-off crystals.

Because they're scientifically proven to work :colbert:

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Come over to my place and prove to me that they don't work!

:jackbud:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Rick_Hunter posted:

You mean I've been jerking off with this thing FOR NOTHING?!

You didn't read the instructions right, you need to jack it w/ a bro.

Meet me @ my house when the wife & kids are asleep, let's do this

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ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Fat Loser posted:

Because goons.

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