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I have a ponytail because I'm long overdue for a haircut and it looks messy and gross unless I tie it back.
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Getting a buzz cut every two weeks is like a 5 minute thing you goons.
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Jan 21, 2015 22:18
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Randler posted:Getting a buzz cut every two weeks is like a 5 minute thing you goons. What is the German word for hair-envy? WHAT IS IT?!
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Jan 21, 2015 22:20
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Randler gets a buzzcut. Quelle suprise.
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Jan 21, 2015 22:20
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Randler posted:Getting a buzz cut every two weeks is like a 5 minute thing you goons. the most german of hairpinions
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Jan 21, 2015 22:20
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An Angry Bug posted:Randler gets a buzzcut. Quelle suprise. Just the sides tho
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Jan 21, 2015 22:21
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Yeah I cut my own hair with clippers every couple of weeks (hairline is receding quite far) so I'm no hair expert but cut the pony tail. The only men who can pull off a pony tail are good looking enough to get away with pretty much anything.
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Jan 21, 2015 22:24
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Zeitgueist posted:the most german of hairpinions  Basically me irl. 
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Jan 21, 2015 22:25
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I have a buzz cut and it makes me feel like a fascist
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Jan 21, 2015 22:25
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pangstrom posted:The only men who can pull off a pony tail are good looking enough to get away with pretty much anything. 
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Jan 21, 2015 22:26
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Absurd Alhazred posted:What is the German word for hair-envy? WHAT IS IT?! Noun: Haarneid Verb: Behaarneiden
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Jan 21, 2015 22:27
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You're not in that group, you goon.
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Jan 21, 2015 22:28
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just cut off all yalls hair, goons Together we will jettison our evolutionary baggage!
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Jan 21, 2015 22:30
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Sinnlos posted:Noun: Haarneid I guessed correctly!  Randler posted:You're not in that group, you goon. 4No longer shalt thou be known as "Randler", but as "Balaam Haarneid", 5for your jealousy of the hair of the Child of Israel has prompted you to try and curse him,6but instead you have blessed him and raised his esteem among the Goyim.
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Jan 21, 2015 22:31
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razorrozar posted:I have a ponytail because I'm long overdue for a haircut and it looks messy and gross unless I tie it back. please cut your hair you disgusting slobs.
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Jan 21, 2015 22:32
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Badger of Basra posted:please cut your hair you disgusting slobs. Stop being such a meanie, Badgie. My hair actually is terrific and awesome and brings all the boys and girls to the yard.
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Jan 21, 2015 22:33
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Randler posted:
I have more greying hair and semetic features, but yeah, basically me irl
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Jan 21, 2015 22:36
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Captain_Maclaine posted:The main problem some people have with the Josephus Flavius account is that it talks about Jesus existing in a section near others which have subsequently been shown to have been edited by someone (presumably some church authority) after the fact, though this has not been proven to be the case about the Jesus section itself. you basically need to make a leap of faith to assert that Jesus never existed or was some conspiracy
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Jan 21, 2015 22:36
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ponytails are hilarious but grown men with buzzcuts in suits look like giant 5 year old boys. just go to a barber
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Jan 21, 2015 22:38
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The cool thing to do is to remind christians that there is zero evidence that Jews were ever enslaved in Egypt.
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Jan 21, 2015 22:39
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zoux posted:The cool thing to do is to remind christians that there is zero evidence that Jews were ever enslaved in Egypt. wouldn't it be cooler to remind jews of that
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Jan 21, 2015 22:40
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Yeah I don't want to be assassinated by Moussad plus Jews tend to not be evangelical bullshit assholes as long as your not living on land they think G-d gave to them.
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Jan 21, 2015 22:43
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im glad this thread demonstrates that caring about hair and clothing is not just a girl thing. Strike one blow against sexism
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Jan 21, 2015 22:44
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zoux posted:Yeah I don't want to be assassinated by Moussad plus Jews tend to not be evangelical bullshit assholes as long as your not living on land they think G-d gave to them. or think palestinians are people, or think bombing u.n. schools might be bad
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Jan 21, 2015 22:45
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Badger of Basra posted:or think palestinians are people, or think bombing u.n. schools might be bad #notalljews
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Jan 21, 2015 22:47
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forbidden lesbian posted:im glad this thread demonstrates that caring about hair and clothing is not just a girl thing. Strike one blow against sexism #notallmenbuzzcut
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Jan 21, 2015 22:48
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Absurd Alhazred posted:#notalljews Yo as as blood thirsty zionist hungry for the livers of palestenian children, what is the rationale for the jewish holy land and is anything beyond "our god said so"
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Jan 21, 2015 22:48
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a judge a man by how many pairs of novelty cufflinks he owns if its more than 0 there's a problem
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Jan 21, 2015 22:50
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What about people who don't own any cufflinks? I am asking for a friend.
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Jan 21, 2015 22:53
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What do they wear with their tuxedo then?
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Jan 21, 2015 22:54
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Also guys if you want to convince Absurd to cut his ponytail you're going to need a different approach. Going about it the way you guys have is just going to turn it into a pride/spite thing to never cut his ponytail. It's like embargoing Cuba to defeat Castro.
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Jan 21, 2015 22:55
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I'm pretty sure Absurd has one of those wispy Middle East beards that look stupid as gently caress as well.
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Jan 21, 2015 22:56
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zoux posted:What do they wear with their tuxedo then? My friend who totally exists said, "Tuxedo's are an invention of the devil and anyone who has one should be burned."
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Jan 21, 2015 22:56
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zoux posted:Yo as as blood thirsty zionist hungry for the livers of palestenian children, what is the rationale for the jewish holy land and is anything beyond "our god said so" Depends on who you ask. The stated reason by religious Zionists Jews is "God gave this land to us", by secular Zionists it's "the Jewish people deserve their own country after all the suffering they went through", but honestly, there's enough Jews there who have a running and functioning society there, if you wanted to kick them out it would require more effort than somehow accommodating them, even in the best case "the US votes for sanctions on Israel in the UNSC" scenario. Other countries are not going to take up millions of Jewish refugees, and I doubt a lot of countries would be willing to create another power vacuum in that region. Unfortunately, a lot of Zionist Jews have been indoctrinated to think they need to justify their existence using bullshit reasons, but really, pragmatism is much more authoritative, and has the advantage of opening one's mind to alternative solutions to many different problems. If you want me to go further into it, take it to the I/P thread, it's gotten kind of boring since Israel stopped killing Palestinians in the hundreds-per-week rate. Randler posted:I'm pretty sure Absurd has one of those wispy Middle East beards that look stupid as gently caress as well. Actually to judge by my grandfather, I could grow a mighty beard. But I choose not to, as I want the ladies and gentlemen to have full view of my lovely mug. 
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zoux posted:What do they wear with their tuxedo then? I have cuffs and cufflinks tattooed on my wrists for unexpected tuxedo emergencies
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Jan 21, 2015 22:57
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If you own a waistcoat with a pattern on the back that could be described as "wacky" I also have issues with you.
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Jan 21, 2015 22:58
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We should have given all the Jews free land in Alaska so they would get oil for us instead.
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Jan 21, 2015 22:58
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paragon1 posted:We should have given all the Jews free land in Alaska so they would get oil for us instead. LOL like we'd give you the oil without Jewing you on the price.
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Jan 21, 2015 22:58
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Absurd Alhazred posted:LOL like we'd give you the oil without Jewing you on the price. That happens anyway man.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Depends on who you ask. The stated reason by religious Zionists Jews is "God gave this land to us", by secular Zionists it's "the Jewish people deserve their own country after all the suffering they went through", but honestly, there's enough Jews there who have a running and functioning society there, if you wanted to kick them out it would require more effort than somehow accommodating them, even in the best case "the US votes for sanctions on Israel in the UNSC" scenario. Other countries are not going to take up millions of Jewish refugees, and I doubt a lot of countries would be willing to create another power vacuum in that region. Oh I agree that getting rid of Israel would be a geopolitical clusterfuck (and so far outside the realm of possibility it's not worth even contemplating) but I'm more wondering like when Israelis are like "we should take more of this land for settlements' how they justify it. And no I'm never going to the I/P thread, where I have no power.
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