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necroid
May 14, 2009

NO COLOREDS IN MY SW

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



necroid posted:

of all the things to be upset about



ugh. fandom is all turds

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


necroid posted:

NO COLOREDS IN MY SW

except lando, he's one of the good ones

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

necroid posted:

of all the things to be upset about



It's not even accurate as I'm sure Lucas's Episode 7 would have been full of minorities as racist stereotypes.

freethought
Feb 24, 2011

Man, those are gold.

quote:

If they were going to use fake stories why did they get rid of the EU then?

Fake stories in Star Wars!

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


necroid posted:

NO COLOREDS IN MY SW

Especially not storm troopers, who have their entire body visibly covered pretty much 99% of the time. Just the knowledge of what's under the mask enrages them. :v:

KiddieGrinder
Nov 15, 2005

HELP ME

burritolingus posted:

It's not even accurate as I'm sure Lucas's Episode 7 would have been full of minorities as racist stereotypes.


MEESA PEOPLES GUNNA DIE? OH LAWDY LAWD MASSA!

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



KiddieGrinder posted:

MEESA PEOPLES GUNNA DIE? OH LAWDY LAWD MASSA!

on beharf of the trade-ah federation, me so solly

freethought
Feb 24, 2011
Mind tricks don't work on me, only money ya schmuck.

edit: Oy.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

necroid posted:

of all the things to be upset about



the aryan brotherhood supports george lucas in these troubling times

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Otisburg posted:

on beharf of the trade-ah federation, me so solly

Do they really sound asian in english?
In the german version, they made them french.

freethought
Feb 24, 2011
Is that better?

edit: What does Jar Jar sound like in German? In English he has a refined manner and haughty disposition reminiscent of a 16th century English Baron. Nah, I'm just messing, he sounds like a retarded eight year old space rasta with a speech impediment.

vvvv I dunno, they are the Chinese of Europe. Funny hats, they eat poo poo they found in the garden, they totally rolled over and did gently caress all in WWII and everyone hates them. Just makes sense.

freethought fucked around with this message at 13:03 on Jan 21, 2015

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
No, i just never knew it.

Also, it doesnt really make sense to make them french either.

EDIT: JarJar is simply retarded without any special cultural reference. Maybe a slight bit wacky-jamaican-retarded.

Yolomon Wayne fucked around with this message at 12:58 on Jan 21, 2015

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Yolomon Wayne posted:

Do they really sound asian in english?
In the german version, they made them french.

oh, like fu fuckin' manchu dude.

seconding a request for what stereotype they hammer with the German gungan dub.

Indy
Mar 30, 2005

Hey guys, what's up?

Yolomon Wayne posted:

Do they really sound asian in english?
In the german version, they made them french.

Lol. gently caress countries that still dub movies to their own lovely language.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Otisburg posted:

oh, like fu fuckin' manchu dude.

seconding a request for what stereotype they hammer with the German gungan dub.

LIke i said, jarjar sounds like a bit jamaican, or what a german might think a jamaican would sound like if they ever met one.
A retarded 8 year old jamaican.

The chief on the other hand sounds onedecision short of a black face and a bone through the nose.
Not outright retarded like jarjar, but slow-witted nonetheless.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



okay so for what it's worth yeah George Lucas puts tonnes of racist stereotypes in his movies but part of the reason for that is that Star Wars was always meant to be like Flash Gordon or other campy early space poo poo. Those shows were full of racist stereotypes and I think Lucas essentially just wanted to make fun silly space poo poo and internalised those tropes without really realising the implications. Is it racist as gently caress? Yeah it is. Should he have known better? Yeah he's a grown-rear end man. Is Lucas himself a racist? I don't think so, I think he's really stupid when it comes to race, but I don't think he's a racist. Or, at the very least, it doesn't come from a place of genuine hate as much as idiocy.

I mean I imagine hi finishing writing Red Tails and then smiling and looking at the script and going "Well, you did it George, racism is done!"

freethought
Feb 24, 2011
I figure he is a racist and when he finished Red Tails, what he said to himself was "This oughtta shut those uppity negroes up". Bear in mind his least favourite Star Wars movie is the one which introduces a black character as a good guy.

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
I didn't think Jar Jar was all that racist at first, but I started watching Clone Wars recently and holy crap he is seriously honest to God straight out of a minstrel show. Lawdy lawdy massa messa Jah Jah binks gonna go picka da cotton, okie-day?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


freethought posted:

I figure he is a racist and when he finished Red Tails, what he said to himself was "This oughtta shut those uppity negroes up". Bear in mind his least favourite Star Wars movie is the one which introduces a black character as a good guy.

Isn't his wife black?

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
is there something wrong with being racist?

muscles like this? posted:

Isn't his wife black?

yeah

freethought
Feb 24, 2011

muscles like this? posted:

Isn't his wife black?

Even racists catch jungle fever.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Prominent homophobic politicians have also been known to be caught with sex workers of the same gender so....

You can still like Lucas for making and then destroying Star Wars even if he is racist

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

LOL, someone said he is a better writer than a director

He is a mediocre director, and a completely poo poo writer

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


freethought posted:

Even racists catch jungle fever.

Even Strom Thurmond, an all around racist pro-segregation prick who filibustered for 24 hours straight to oppose the Civil Rights Act, had a mixed-race daughter.

Sammus
Nov 30, 2005

Gammatron 64 posted:

I didn't think Jar Jar was all that racist at first, but I started watching Clone Wars recently and holy crap he is seriously honest to God straight out of a minstrel show. Lawdy lawdy massa messa Jah Jah binks gonna go picka da cotton, okie-day?

This. He's not a retarded Rastafarian, I don't know where people are getting that, unless they've never been exposed to America's past. He's a racist as gently caress 1800s-1970s depiction of black people, just as an alien. Him and his whole species live separately but equal to the humans on Naboo.

Tearsaslube
Jan 5, 2015

by XyloJW
Man, I'd just want to tool around in my sand speeder, picking up slutty twilieks. Grab some power converters, drink some space booze. Listen to some space jazz.

gently caress the empire. Jedi are gay.

I'm getting a space ship and peacing out.

ACUTALLY,

I read the jango fett clone son pre teen babynovels. Thought they were p cool. Probably do some of that ish.

Tearsaslube fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Jan 21, 2015

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Tearsaslube posted:

Listen to some space jazz.

It's called jizz. :gizz:

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Calico Heart posted:

okay so for what it's worth yeah George Lucas puts tonnes of racist stereotypes in his movies but part of the reason for that is that Star Wars was always meant to be like Flash Gordon or other campy early space poo poo.

The original Flash Gordon comic featured a hillbilly china-man :allears:

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Calico Heart posted:

okay so for what it's worth yeah George Lucas puts tonnes of racist stereotypes in his movies but part of the reason for that is that Star Wars was always meant to be like Flash Gordon or other campy early space poo poo. Those shows were full of racist stereotypes and I think Lucas essentially just wanted to make fun silly space poo poo and internalised those tropes without really realising the implications. Is it racist as gently caress? Yeah it is. Should he have known better? Yeah he's a grown-rear end man. Is Lucas himself a racist? I don't think so, I think he's really stupid when it comes to race, but I don't think he's a racist. Or, at the very least, it doesn't come from a place of genuine hate as much as idiocy.

I mean I imagine hi finishing writing Red Tails and then smiling and looking at the script and going "Well, you did it George, racism is done!"

pretty much. not that he didnt more or less forget to put in the good parts of pulp serials for the prequels while making them about space taxes and filling in backstory gaps

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


like at the time i saw phantom menace, being a like 10 year old kid from england, i had no idea that jar jar was in any way racist. but since ive like, encountered the whole minstrel stereotype in old movies and poo poo, holy poo poo is jar jar racist.

hes so racist he makes the black butler guy from old charlie chan movies look like a progressive role model

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

nice orgasm face

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

TOILETLORD posted:

nice orgasm face

Jizz face.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Given the ridiculous amount of Star Wars porn out there on the internet I'm just going to assume that the uncropped version of that image shows that the guy is balls deep in Jar Jar Binks' rear end. I could do a reverse image search and check but I'd rather not take that chance.

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

Jace Madan posted:

He got it from being a clone of Jango Fett. Didn't you notice when Jango is escaping Kamino he bonks his helmet on the closing ship door?

It rhymes. Like, uh poetry and stuff.

Hopefully it'll work....

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

quote:

Now that he’s done with Star Wars, though, he’s excited to develop more "experimental" films as he called them. And Strange Magic fits that bill. Telling the story of strife between fairies and goblins through covers of popular songs and colorful animation, the film is what Lucas believes to be his "film for 12-year-old girls."

:laffo::laffo::laffo:

but enough about the star wars eu prequels

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

See, the trick that worked in the OT was all the weird rear end aliens spoke an alien language and got dubbed or you didn't know what they were saying at all. In the PT, now these weird aliens all talk english, and they're all racist stereotypes.

If George had a chance to keep working on the OT, I'm sure eventually Sandpeople would be talking with Arabic accents.

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

redshirt posted:

See, the trick that worked in the OT was all the weird rear end aliens spoke an alien language and got dubbed or you didn't know what they were saying at all. In the PT, now these weird aliens all talk english, and they're all racist stereotypes.

If George had a chance to keep working on the OT, I'm sure eventually Sandpeople would be talking with Arabic accents.


Anakin conversed in Huttes with Watto and Sebulba. There's also the merchant guy that Jar Jar stole the food from.


Geonosian warriors, Poggo the Lesser spoke in their Geonosian language. Wat Tembor spoke in alternating high and low pitch tones.


Oh.......that's it I guess...

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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
Lol who the gently caress is poggo the lesser

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