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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

beato posted:

I was in tears after one page of Ken M, I kept seeing people mention the Cat Problems one but I didn't see it posted so I went to find it and had to pinch the tip I nearly pissed my pants laughing.

Here it is:



christ, muttley wheeze-laughs every time

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A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
It was prolly posted but my favorite Ken M tweet:

"Grandson discovered the banana in my wife's underwear drawer and i was like "ummmm... it's a foot massager"

:lol:

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

Layers and layers.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Atasnaya Vaflja posted:


Layers and layers.

The trolling is so dense; there's just so much going on.

Genpei Turtle
Jul 20, 2007

Not to run the joke into the ground, but Ken M is truly the king of trolls. Here's some of my favorites I didn't see posted:









a7m2
Jul 9, 2012


http://horseysurprise.tumblr.com/
here's all of it, enjoy

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

:golfclap:

John Liver
May 4, 2009

Genpei Turtle posted:

Not to run the joke into the ground, but Ken M is truly the king of trolls. Here's some of my favorites I didn't see posted:



gently caress me, man, comment game too strong

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.
Holy poo poo I am dying from this

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Ken M, truly a treasure.

Meanwhile,

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Best Ken M, somehow not yet posted:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



It's the way he ropes people in, then administers the coup de grace.

like the male wasp waiting at the center of its web.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Data Graham posted:

It's the way he ropes people in, then administers the coup de grace.

like the male wasp waiting at the center of its web.

Only female wasps make nests, silly.

Bippie Mishap
Oct 12, 2012


Meh, soon as I hear college humor I'm out. Destroys all the funny.

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

Data Graham posted:

like the male wasp waiting at the center of its web.

Haughty yet servile? Angry yet asexual?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
This one's my fav :allears:

Not My Leg
Nov 6, 2002

AYN RAND AKBAR!
One more.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

The trolling is so dense; there's just so much going on.

If this is a Plinkett reference, it deserves quoting. If not, ignore this post

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

This one's my fav :allears:



"Pampers likes this."

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Bippie Mishap posted:

Meh, soon as I hear college humor I'm out. Destroys all the funny.

Hey, even College Humor can have legitimately funny people working for them.

Because Ken M. is extremely my poo poo.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Thump! posted:

Hey, even College Humor can have legitimately funny people working for them.

Because Ken M. is extremely my poo poo.

Also you could be a reasonable human being and judge stuff on its own merits instead of its branding but, y'know, whatever

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Ragequit posted:

That's ok. That picture is the dumbest loving thing but it had me in tears.

What happened there?

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Tiggum posted:

What happened there?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQwsj6IRw2I

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Is there a source for that first one because what the gently caress. I feel compelled to watch it just to know why.

Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013

MizPiz posted:

I would start watching Fox News if they gave him a show.






Truly a master at work.

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.



It has to be gratifying for a troll to sound so authentically stupid that stupidity-aggregating sites point and laugh at your faux stupidity in the belief that it's real.

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

Bippie Mishap posted:

Meh, soon as I hear college humor I'm out. Destroys all the funny.

I don't think your mother changes your diaper often enough.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

budgieinspector posted:



It has to be gratifying for a troll to sound so authentically stupid that stupidity-aggregating sites point and laugh at your faux stupidity in the belief that it's real.

Good. IFLS has been nothing more than lovely clickbait for a long time now. Not getting Ken M is fine by me.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
oh my god

Spooky Bear Ghost
Sep 17, 2010

lets get spooky

Tiggum posted:

What happened there?

http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/dermatographia/basics/definition/con-20025360

Probaby dermatographia. Its annoying but not really life threatening.

As for Ken M, this is my favorite one.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Not Ken M, sorry.





Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


I tried really, really drat hard not to feed the Ken M post craze, but this one has me in tears at my office:

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Drone posted:

I tried really, really drat hard not to feed the Ken M post craze, but this one has me in tears at my office:



“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—for ever.” - Orville

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Drone posted:

I tried really, really drat hard not to feed the Ken M post craze, but this one has me in tears at my office:



Someone did apparently stole his soul and use to make this ad, so his fears were not unfounded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcn4p213Zg8

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

cowboythreespeech posted:

"Pampers likes this."

PYF Funny Pictures Part XIV: Pampers likes this.

Moral_Hazard
Aug 21, 2012

Rich Kid of Insurancegram
Someone in another thread mentioned Ken M in this thread (I hadn't heard of him) and now I've been laughing so hard, I'm crying. This guy is Rembrandt at work.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009





I can assure you that you definitely will not be getting down if you have that bedspread.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
The Miss Universe contest brought back the crazy costume portion.

Miss Switzerland reeks of :effort:



Miss Ireland is full of "WTF"?


A not un-expected patriotic effort from Miss USA:

:patriot:

And then Miss Canada went and stole the drat show:



Miss Canada for Miss Universe, and also Empress of the Universe.

Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding
What kind of hockey game would have a score that high?

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Random Stranger posted:



I can assure you that you definitely will not be getting down if you have that bedspread.

Come on, let's be honest with ourselves here. If you've made it as far as the bedroom, weird bedspread or no, your mind is only on one thing. All that's going to do is cement it as a one night stand.

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