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Stan Taylor posted:If you're gluten free, fine whatever. But people will make fun of you. Figure out what you can eat and drink and ask for it directly if you can't handle Mr. Burnsian liquor store employees owning the hell out of you. Celiac disease is a real thing, it's like being holier-than-thou over a peanut allergy.
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Stan Taylor posted:Also, man, people complain about vegans, but gluten weirdos are a million times more annoying. Well the principles behind being a vegan are actually real (cruelty to animals) even if you don't agree with veganism. There is no scientific proof of gluten sensitivity being a thing at all, beyond legit Celiac's sufferers - and do not count the self-diagnosed. It's literally something most people read in a magazine and took at face value: gluten=bad. I don't know why this woman decided to make a food allergy a major part of who she is, but this article is mostly just sad and pathetic; a central facet of most STDH.
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When I was 13 I was wrongly diagnosed with Celiac disease by my doctor, I went gluten free for 4 months before the error was corrected. It was such a huge pain in the rear end, I really don't understand these stupid fad-diet weirdos, why would you intentionally go through something like that?
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Drunk Tomato posted:Well the principles behind being a vegan are actually real (cruelty to animals) even if you don't agree with veganism. Yeah, I think vegan is pretty rad, but I'm too much a gross slob to spend that much time editing from my current diet. There's loads of STDH about uppity vegans online (particularly places like imgur/reddit) getting passed around in the same way that there a load of anti-feminist STDHs.
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Jan 23, 2015 03:27
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Drunk Tomato posted:There is no scientific proof of gluten sensitivity being a thing at all, beyond legit Celiac's sufferers - and do not count the self-diagnosed. It's literally something most people read in a magazine and took at face value: gluten=bad. Pretty much this. I've got a friend who decided she was "gluten intolerant" and stopped eating gluten about 6 years ago. And of course, she can't really be tested to verify this because that would mean having to eat foods with gluten for a week to see how she reacts (so she says). The thing is, "gluten insensitivity" or "gluten intolerance" is a self-fulfilling prophecy. Guess what you have to avoid when you can't eat gluten? Foods made with refined white flours and simple carbs (think white breads, pastas, pretty much ALL junk foods). Guess what foods make you feel bloated and sick when you eat them in abundance? Foods made with refined white flours and simple carbs (think white breads, pastas, junk food). So of course you're going to feel better if you cut them out of your diet.
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Stan Taylor posted:Yeah, I think vegan is pretty rad, but I'm too much a gross slob to spend that much time editing from my current diet. There's loads of STDH about uppity vegans online (particularly places like imgur/reddit) getting passed around in the same way that there a load of anti-feminist STDHs. It's actually not that hard any more as long as you live in a reasonably sized metro area.
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Farmland Park posted:When I was 13 I was wrongly diagnosed with Celiac disease by my doctor, I went gluten free for 4 months before the error was corrected. It was such a huge pain in the rear end, I really don't understand these stupid fad-diet weirdos, why would you intentionally go through something like that? Part "I'm special and different!", part ignorance.
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Funny thing is that non-celiac gluten sensitivity probably doesn't exist... but there IS a thing called FODMAPS sensitivity that, coincidentally, has almost the exact same do-not-eat list as the no-gluten diet. (It's actually even more annoyingly restrictive. No garlic or onion.) So some people with stomach issues self diagnose as that bullshit non-celiac gluten sensitivity, and COMPLETELY BY ACCIDENT switch to a diet that helps with the actual problem.
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Tendales posted:(It's actually even more annoyingly restrictive. No garlic or onion.) God is real and hates the Italians vvv: The fact that you're not a vegan, of course Sentient Data has a new favorite as of 05:12 on Jan 23, 2015 |
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Jan 23, 2015 03:57
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So, if you meet a vegan who also runs marathons, which of those facts will they insert into conversation first?
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canyoneer posted:So, if you meet a vegan who also runs marathons, which of those facts will they insert into conversation first? "Have you ever read Atlas Shrugged?"
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Maybe it's just because I'm from the midwest, but I've met far more obnoxious anti-vegans than obnoxious vegans. "Hey try this burger, it's so good" "Nah sorry dude I'm vegan" "OH MY GOD WHY DO VEGANS NEVER SHUT UP. HEY HOW DO YOU KNOW IF SOMEONE IS VEGAN? DON'T WORRY THEY'LL TELL YOU!!"
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PUGGERNAUT posted:Maybe it's just because I'm from the midwest, but I've met far more obnoxious anti-vegans than obnoxious vegans. Why is it so hard for people to respect other people's choices, for Chrissakes? 
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razorrozar posted:Why is it so hard for people to respect other people's choices, for Chrissakes? Because I have never met a person irl who responds like PUGGERNAUT posted:Maybe it's just because I'm from the midwest, but I've met far more obnoxious anti-vegans than obnoxious vegans. This. Every vegan I've met has been an insufferable shitheel, and I refuse to respect shitheels regardless of type.
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I've met some pretty big assholes about all sorts of things.
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O think vegans have just a really bad rep because some of them tend to be super annoying about it. Also everyone who doesn't think like me is obviously wrong. 
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The happiest place on earth.quote:Children Don’t Count And Adults Can’t Count
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Byzantine posted:Celiac disease is a real thing, it's like being holier-than-thou over a peanut allergy. I know a man with Celiac. Recently his office all went to lunch at a Greek place. He ordered something benign. Except it wasn't. There was enough gluten to fill this: 00. Not very much, right? He was out for over a week while his intestines shed their liner and grew a new one.
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Yeah actual coeliac disease (as non-US people call it you lazy bastards) is a legit auto immune disease. It ain't fun. Then again, autoimmune diseases are always a bitch 
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Fathis Munk posted:actual coeliac disease (as non-US people call it you lazy bastards) I'm pretty sure that's the disease where you gradually turn into a coelacanth. Maybe a coelurosaur if you're lucky.
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Both of my step brothers are celiac and they get really sick if they have anything with even a little bit of gluten in it. It's a shame that the gluten weirdos make people with celiac disease look like hippies or suckers that got caught up in a new fad diet.
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Marley Wants More posted:Edit: Actually I just Googled "whinge" to see how often idiots spell it that way, and apparently whinge is actually a word. I guess I'm the idiot.
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Jan 23, 2015 09:18
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quote:Let me tell you that I have made a bad mistake this evening.
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Jan 23, 2015 09:49
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That sounds like a Seinfeld episode. I can see that happening to George.
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Testekill posted:Both of my step brothers are celiac and they get really sick if they have anything with even a little bit of gluten in it. It's a shame that the gluten weirdos make people with celiac disease look like hippies or suckers that got caught up in a new fad diet.
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i know a nice vegan but we never talk about food
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:That sounds like a Seinfeld episode. I can see that happening to George. Reminds me of that thread someone posted asking for advice because for some reason he'd been faking an Australian accent around his girlfriend and was wondering how to come clean about it because she was about to meet his parents. I think they'd been dating for something like 6 months at that point.
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Elysiume posted:On the other hand, gluten weirdos are the reason why stores are carrying way more gluten free products. Celiac disease afflicts ~1 in 133 people, and there's a way stronger financial incentive to stock gluten free products if you can bolster that number with people who want to eat gluten free for the hell of it. My friend's mom has Celiac disease and says gluten free people are the best thing that's happened to her. I think people encountering more obnoxious anti-vegans than obnoxious vegans has to do with idiots hearing about preachy vegans on the Internet and getting angry about something they've never encountered. The same thing happens in the UK with angsty teenage atheists complaining about Christians oppressing them. I met about 50 guys like that in university but the UK doesn't really have the American Bible Belt style of obnoxious Christians they whine about.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:That sounds like a Seinfeld episode. I can see that happening to George. The weirdly stilted writing style makes it look like he's imitating someone, let me tell you.
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ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:i know a nice vegan but we never talk about food I know a nice vegan goon and we talk about food all the time because he is a fantastic cook and helped me step up my dosa game.
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davidspackage posted:The weirdly stilted writing style makes it look like he's imitating someone, let me tell you. Yeah I don't know what is better, the content or the really super weird way of writing. But let me tell you, it is better than gluten chat I tell you.
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davidspackage posted:The weirdly stilted writing style makes it look like he's imitating someone, let me tell you. Read the whole thing as Dr. Nick.
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Khazar-khum posted:The happiest place on earth. "Nah more like 6 and 3 half people" (clearly joking) "(internally rolls eyes) Okay, follow me right this way please) the real ending
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Jan 23, 2015 13:20
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quote:(My manager overhears this exchange between the guest and I and immediately steps into the conversation. She asks what was the problem and begin to take down her information into our system, personally. My manager then asked her how many people were in her party.) Oh it's this situation again! It's like these people have some sort of program that spits out a dumb stdh story but has the same kicker pop up in every one verbatim. Just as the scene ends, the camera starts to focus on the girl as she approaches the employees, says, "sorry....... My mom is crazy". Cue 22 minute laugh track as she high fives the employees.
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Jan 23, 2015 14:23
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The way the story is written her family was standing right there as well, in plain view.
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They're like.....HALF PEOPLE!  sweeperbravo posted:"Nah more like 6 and 3 half people" (clearly joking) poo poo that did happen.txt I mean even if they weren't joking, an employee at Disneyland will smile and say "thats nice" if you say you have 3 arms or something. They won't get combative and start a loving argument with a guest like a loving quote:
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Ma'am CLEARLY you F**L at math because there are a total of NINE individuals in your party, not six and three halves, NOW SIT DOWN!
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ibntumart posted:Potato I could see this happening to a Troper.  NO DON'T YOU GET IT? I'M THE CLOUD CUCKOOLANDER
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EmmyOk posted:
It's okay that he paints nails, see, because he also as an enormous penis.
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