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Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009
What is the machine spitting out the rice doing exactly?

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Pharnakes posted:

What is the machine spitting out the rice doing exactly?

...spitting out rice?

Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009
Yes, but why? Presumably you put rice into it and then it comes out again? :confused:

Presumably there must be some processing involved but the output just looks like rice.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Could be a milling machine? That's about the last step I can think of that comes before "rice".

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS


IslamoNazi posted:

(shrimping? do Americans do that for food / sport).

Just wanted to confirm that shrimping is something Americans definitely do where the shrimping is good. Just go out with a weighted net and pull a swarm in. Also crabbing with some line and a chicken throat, and plucking oysters from the pluff mud.

Still one of my favorite episodes of Dirty Jobs

Kagemusha
Sep 30, 2005

Don't worry! I'll fix it!

Pharnakes posted:

Yes, but why? Presumably you put rice into it and then it comes out again? :confused:

Presumably there must be some processing involved but the output just looks like rice.
Polishing.
You can get unpolished rice, but you have to polish it first before eating for the best flavor.

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




Kagemusha posted:

Polishing.
You can get unpolished rice, but you have to polish it first before eating for the best flavor.

I don't get why having bird crap on it would improve the flavor.

(Also, polishing removes some of the healthier parts of it)

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Cat gargantuan

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

IslamoNazi posted:

Are you sure you're not confusing a kooky call with a lyrebird?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y

Those are sound effects from a video game I swear.

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.



I know nothing about regular pigs versus micro-pigs, but my friend's pig does seem pretty tiny :3: He says she's a month old and is already litterbox trained

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Is it just me, or do Baldwin Guinea Pigs look like little hippos :allears:.
The littler worst cats.

McDragon posted:

I love stories like these. :3: There's an Ironbeak in one of the Redwall books, is that where he got the name from?
That's exactly where he got his name! My brother insisted on calling him "Lord Ironbeak" but like in the book, that didn't last very long either.




"His response to her not wanting to play."

Also, Kagemusha I like your av. :hfive:

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Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord

blunt for century posted:



I know nothing about regular pigs versus micro-pigs, but my friend's pig does seem pretty tiny :3: He says she's a month old and is already litterbox trained

She'll get way bigger. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyhdgRzK1MM

Dog so jazzed about owner being home that toy-in-mouth seems to have been forgotten: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G80oSZ--QU

In the same vein, Boxer dog freaking out at a vet coming home: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAbCyA2rbxM

aw hell just have a whole compilation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKBcs9tNWg8

Or two https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ6oS5dUT30. Or Three https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3zClv-2Imw.

apologies for the annoying-rear end intro.

In other news: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Was388eiNl0 guard llama. And alpacas guarding chickens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zile3eVdlTQ.

Okay I think that's enough for tonight.

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.
Critters teaming up:3:

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


Dogge!! :3:

E: Dogge huge. :saddowns:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.
Hope I'm not too late to the bird game!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIX_6TBeph0

I can't decide if I'm going to be a crazy cat lady or a crazy bird lady when I'm older, because drat ravens are cool. I only learned a couple of years ago that they could actually learn to talk, though I always knew they were smart.

bimmian
Oct 16, 2008
Seb came to work today and I snagged him a t-shirt. He obviously understands the seriousness of his job duties.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Maggie Fletcher posted:

Hope I'm not too late to the bird game!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIX_6TBeph0

I can't decide if I'm going to be a crazy cat lady or a crazy bird lady when I'm older, because drat ravens are cool. I only learned a couple of years ago that they could actually learn to talk, though I always knew they were smart.

It's cheating if you need to dub the voices

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxU-i0iMwe4

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

IslamoNazi posted:

It's cheating if you need to dub the voices

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxU-i0iMwe4

Well sonofabitch.

The worst is that my internet is hosed right now and I can't get the videos to open so I can't even see what you're talking about. :(

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Maggie Fletcher posted:

Well sonofabitch.

The worst is that my internet is hosed right now and I can't get the videos to open so I can't even see what you're talking about. :(

Lyrebirds are perfect mimics, they've been caught making every kind of noise imaginable, including electronics, typewriters, and chainsaws.

Edit: in that video they're mostly copying other zoo animals.

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Dad Jokes
May 25, 2011



Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

"Totally knew it was frozen over, folks."

Buggiezor
Jun 6, 2011

For I am a cat, you see.

HopperUK posted:

Good luck! You can do anything!

Alteisen posted:

Well if its a distribution center you probably just pack stuff.

But if you ever get put in charge of anything or need to make product, I got some one single piece of advice for you.

Never, EVER experiment with pastries, you can gently caress around a bit with most recipes, anything related to bakery is very precise, your margins for experimenting are very narrow.


Ozz81 posted:

You can do anything you want as well as you want to - and if you love it, you'll never work a day in your life :)


Thanks for all this guys! I had my first day of orientation and it seems awesome.
I applied for the job knowing that LITERALLY over 5,000 people applied for 200 jobs. I'm still surprised and a little baffled I got a job.
I will be doing some mixing, feeding dough into a machine that stamps out doughnuts and then they'll be glazed and I'll be icing them as well. (not all at once of course.) and then boxing them and possibly helping to load them on pallets. It's more than twice what I was making stocking shelves at 5AM in a retail store, the hours are better, the benefits are better and we get quarterly bonuses. It's supposed to be one of the top 100 companies in the US to work for.

I'm really excited about this opportunity and I'm relieved to get out of the quicksand pit that is retail. I feel like I'm finally going places. It may not have been my childhood dream to work in a distribution center bakery, but I won't have to scratch by paycheck-to-paycheck and that's amazing.

I want to say to anyone else in a sub-par job, Go for what you really want even if it's a long-shot. You just may get it!

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Buggiezor posted:

Thanks for all this guys! I had my first day of orientation and it seems awesome.
I applied for the job knowing that LITERALLY over 5,000 people applied for 200 jobs. I'm still surprised and a little baffled I got a job.
I will be doing some mixing, feeding dough into a machine that stamps out doughnuts and then they'll be glazed and I'll be icing them as well. (not all at once of course.) and then boxing them and possibly helping to load them on pallets. It's more than twice what I was making stocking shelves at 5AM in a retail store, the hours are better, the benefits are better and we get quarterly bonuses. It's supposed to be one of the top 100 companies in the US to work for.

I'm really excited about this opportunity and I'm relieved to get out of the quicksand pit that is retail. I feel like I'm finally going places. It may not have been my childhood dream to work in a distribution center bakery, but I won't have to scratch by paycheck-to-paycheck and that's amazing.

I want to say to anyone else in a sub-par job, Go for what you really want even if it's a long-shot. You just may get it!

This is the first step towards you in five years opening up the Cloudy Critter Bakery. And making little fluffy pastries. :3:

casual poster
Jun 29, 2009

So casual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC3AkGSigrA
Dolphins and Whales playing! (the video is actually just pictures and is somehwhat uneventful, but still pretty neat)

Buggiezor
Jun 6, 2011

For I am a cat, you see.

Teddybear posted:

This is the first step towards you in five years opening up the Cloudy Critter Bakery. And making little fluffy pastries. :3:

Oh gosh I hope you're right! I'd totally rock that bakery! :kimchi:

Base Emitter
Apr 1, 2012

?

Kwyndig posted:

Lyrebirds are perfect mimics, they've been caught making every kind of noise imaginable, including electronics, typewriters, and chainsaws.

Edit: in that video they're mostly copying other zoo animals.

Speaking of bird mimics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q6utsksoFY

(This might have been posted before but I can't remember where.)

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Base Emitter posted:

Speaking of bird mimics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q6utsksoFY

(This might have been posted before but I can't remember where.)

That's a funny looking lyrebird :3:

Aristophanes
Aug 11, 2012

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever!

Base Emitter posted:

Speaking of bird mimics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q6utsksoFY

(This might have been posted before but I can't remember where.)

He's even the right colours! :neckbeard:

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

casual poster posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC3AkGSigrA
Dolphins and Whales playing! (the video is actually just pictures and is somehwhat uneventful, but still pretty neat)

I often wonder if animals find other animals cute like we do. Like, this makes me think whales see dolphins as little whales and go "awwwww" and want to play with them.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Everyone likes sleepy kitties:

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn



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blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.


Colossus Cat is also Fascinating Cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD6vpheUoPE

They keep wondering why it's so much bigger than a lion or a tiger, and while I don't know much about genetics, my theory is that a hybrid between the two might more resemble their common ancestor more than the individual parents, but I might be talking out of my rear end. No matter what, they're super cool

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Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

Dogs have owners,
cats have staff
This thread needs some chinchillas!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZQo8oXOByY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjjMQOoslsw

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

blunt for century posted:

Colossus Cat is also Fascinating Cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD6vpheUoPE

They keep wondering why it's so much bigger than a lion or a tiger, and while I don't know much about genetics, my theory is that a hybrid between the two might more resemble their common ancestor more than the individual parents, but I might be talking out of my rear end. No matter what, they're super cool

lions get huge because genes, so do tigers
Its a dominant gene that manifests more when doubled

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Doesn't that lead to all sorts of health problems for them, from what I vaguely recall? It's less that they have a double-HUGE gene and more that that gene doesn't have a 'stop growing' phase, I thought.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.



THEY'RE SO ROUND. :swoon:

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

lions get huge because genes, so do tigers
Its a dominant gene that manifests more when doubled

Human giants happen when a hormone that tells them to stop growing doesn't fire or get received properly. Could be the same here, if one species sends a stop-growing signal the other species can't read.

Some cute giants:




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