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Darkman Fanpage posted:Illegals are well known to wander the border looking for abandoned cars to strip. It's just a fact of life for those on the border. The sheriff's giving him an excuse to keep the FBI car. God almighty, Muir, you really do think in the 1300s, don't you?
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Welcome all to new DbD character the Guns Sherrif!! He is a man of gun's, and is help to Zed dad by letting illegals to crimes for him  Original trace from human picture, do not steal!! please!!
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lol of course it would be a sheriff the only valid LEO, donchya know God I hope Muir decends into full sovcit stuff, he's almost there already
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Omg, he is going on a Freeman/Posse comitatus/Sovereign Citizen kick. To those who don't know the modern "Freeman on the land" style pseudo legal movements are born out of the "Posse Comitatus" movement which is like states rights to the Nth degree. The important bit is that they think the County Sherrif is the ultimate rule of law (basically to get around even state level anti-segregation/integration laws). Also the idea that personal property rights supersedes the Federal Government (letting We'll know for sure if Muiry Poo has really gone full Freeman in the next few strips but this is pretty clear I think. Poor bastards gonna get himself in some real trouble if he decides he going to try and use some stupid Freeman "law" to do something.
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Zed of the family Muir
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Rorus Raz posted:Zed of the family Muir does Zed have a last name or is it just assumed it's the same as Chris Chris should just get it over with and get his name changed
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WarpedNaba posted:The sheriff's giving him an excuse to keep the FBI car. Yeah I know what he was saying I was just saying oh yeah good cover durrrr.
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Jan 24, 2015 03:32
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Rorus Raz posted:Zed of the family Muir 
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Hahaha he got a tiny hat.
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Darkman Fanpage posted:Hahaha he got a tiny hat. He's small hat and no hoof.
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Calling it now: Zed's going to secure the future of his "family" by tricking the government into giving him $1.e+100000000000000000 with a magic contract (written or verbal) when they come back for the car or otherwise go after him next. Bonus points if it's a "No Trespassing" sign with something like "entering this property without previous permission incurs a charge of $1000/min" and for some reason the government just slumps away and agrees to it.
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Ohhhh, lemme tell a little story 'bout a man named Zed, Got two(?) lumpy children and his waifu's hair is red, Used to be a badass sniper fighting in a foreign war, Also used to be hand drawn but that don't happen anymore. Photoshopped, he is. GIS, blur and trace. What's ol' Zed up to now? Well no-one really knows. He mostly fucks around and is helped by Portago. The gubmint wants to kill him and they do the best they can, But it's hard to do your job when you're made of straw, man. That Obama, man. No penis, fat wife. Would you really want to hang around with Zed and all his kin? His best friend is just like him 'cept for color of his skin. And Black Guy's wife, a Russian boy and feisty Israeli gal, But Muir makes them unlikable and the plot will always stall. Y'all get off my loving land, y'hear?
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I'm baffled by the "No warrant" line. "Judge, this man has openly assaulted several US servicemen, comitted treason, and has unpaid taxes in excess of a million dollars! He previously claimed displomatic immunity while on a patch of land in Florida, but is now living on a farm in Texas alongside that woman who assaulted a TSA agant." How do you not get a warrant after that?
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Jan 24, 2015 04:00
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Ron Paul Atreides posted:lol of course it would be a sheriff Citizen sheriff
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This is definitely going to get my vote for gay abortion.
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gently caress, for the first time ever I'm looking forward to the next DbD. I want to see where Muir's demented mind is going to take this current SovCit kick. I've stared into the abyss too long...
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pkfan2004 posted:Ohhhh, lemme tell a little story 'bout a man named Zed,  Prokhor Zakharov posted:Citizen sheriff Hahahaha
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Crain posted:gently caress, for the first time ever I'm looking forward to the next DbD. I want to see where Muir's demented mind is going to take this current SovCit kick. This has happened before. It's going to fizzle out into nothing, but we may get a handful of amazing turds before it does.
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Has any sovereign citizen's carefully researched and laid out arguments ever ended in anything other than a judge just laughing in their face and putting them in jail?
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Jerusalem posted:Has any sovereign citizen's carefully researched and laid out arguments ever ended in anything other than a judge just laughing in their face and putting them in jail? No.
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Plague of Hats posted:This has happened before. It's going to fizzle out into nothing, but we may get a handful of amazing turds before it does. I know, but Muir is that perfect mix of pathetic and stupid that SovCit arguments thrive on. I'm hoping we get some premium drama from this.
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Jerusalem posted:Has any sovereign citizen's carefully researched and laid out arguments ever ended in anything other than a judge just laughing in their face and putting them in jail? There's the one Canadian judge who was inspired to do some research that resulted in a very long and detailed account of their insanity, if that counts.
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Jerusalem posted:Has any sovereign citizen's carefully researched and laid out arguments ever ended in anything other than a judge just laughing in their face and putting them in jail? Shugojin posted:There's the one Canadian judge who was inspired to do some research that resulted in a very long and detailed account of their insanity, if that counts.
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Shugojin posted:There's the one Canadian judge who was inspired to do some research that resulted in a very long and detailed account of their insanity, if that counts. Stemming from that: I'd love to hear from a historian if SovCit arguments would have even held any weight back in the 1300s.
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Crain posted:Stemming from that: I'd love to hear from a historian if SovCit arguments would have even held any weight back in the 1300s.
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Shugojin posted:There's the one Canadian judge who was inspired to do some research that resulted in a very long and detailed account of their insanity, if that counts. I remember reading that, that was so loving great 
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Darkman Fanpage posted:Yeah I know what he was saying I was just saying oh yeah good cover durrrr. Sorry mate, my bad. Whoa  WHOA 
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JT Jag posted:It holds weight in the modern day. Just not in the United States, and it never has. If you don't want to be oppressed by the Federal Government and want your local 'sheriff' to be the one and only lawkeeper responsible for your actions, feel free to move to Somalia. I was thinking more along the lines of the pseudo legal language magics they like to use and less the idea of just being a selfish shithead. But thinking it through the answer is the same. Those arguments only exist to try and force a result you want in a situation where you can't have it. And Dark ages lords and rulers were far less "fair" when it comes to evenly applying laws than modern democracies. So the result would probably be a loss of your head instead of just being laughed at.
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Crain posted:I was thinking more along the lines of the pseudo legal language magics they like to use and less the idea of just being a selfish shithead. But thinking it through the answer is the same. Those arguments only exist to try and force a result you want in a situation where you can't have it. And Dark ages lords and rulers were far less "fair" when it comes to evenly applying laws than modern democracies. So the result would probably be a loss of your head instead of just being laughed at.
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There have occasionally been sovereign citizen types that had their case dismissed simply because the judge didn't want to put up with their bullshit and waste the court's time, but it's always for minor stuff like a parking/speeding ticket or very small misdemeanors. The fact that it "works" in these instances is usually used as proof that these tricks are for real and will get you out of anything.
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Shugojin posted:There's the one Canadian judge who was inspired to do some research that resulted in a very long and detailed account of their insanity, if that counts. Do you have a link? It sounds like it'd make great reading.
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Jerusalem posted:Has any sovereign citizen's carefully researched and laid out arguments ever ended in anything other than a judge just laughing in their face and putting them in jail? Sure, plenty of judges have no time for that nonsense and don't laugh at all.
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Ron Paul Atreides posted:does Zed have a last name or is it just assumed it's the same as Chris He does have another last name, I can't remember what it is but it's a short Scottish name so it might as well be Muir.
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Ron Paul Atreides posted:does Zed have a last name or is it just assumed it's the same as Chris Sigh, his last name is Owens. Kill me.
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HisMajestyBOB posted:Do you have a link? It sounds like it'd make great reading. I gone done a little googling and found it again. http://www.albertacourts.ab.ca/jdb/2003-/qb/Family/2012/2012abqb0571ed1.pdf
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Y'know, I can't help but think these particular MF strips can serve a valuable lesson on what strawmanning really is.
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Names that Tinsley definitely is familiar with and didn't just hear in passing at Mizzou from English majors.
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