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Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
also my block went from being maybe 50/50 white when I was like 4 or 5 to having like two or three white families left now

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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Raskolnikov38 posted:

iirc you were supposed to 'die' and get banned after awhile but you can buy chemo to remove it

I remember the chemo option, but not that it ever led to a ban, other than marking the poster as, by that point, probably a huge rear end in a top hat worth keeping an eye on if you were a mod.

Sinnlos
Sep 5, 2011

Ask me about believing in magical rainbow gold

Ted Cruz is magical. One man with so little ability to see outside of himself.


This is where I grew up. Guess which side of the river I am from.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Ted Cruz just said Reagan didn't win the Cold War.


because God did

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"Text 'Constitution' to 3373".


And Ted Cruz ends his speech with cheap hucksterism, as it began, as is his wont.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I almost feel sorry for Carly Fiorina right now. Following Cruz at the Iowa Freedom Summit, she doesn't have a chance.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Joementum posted:

I almost feel sorry for Carly Fiorina right now. Following Cruz at the Iowa Freedom Summit, she doesn't have a chance.

she can come back to CA and lose for senate again

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Joementum posted:

I almost feel sorry for Carly Fiorina right now. Following Cruz at the Iowa Freedom Summit, she doesn't have a chance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKWlOxhSIKk

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Sarah Palin will use Taylor Swift's Shake It Off for her intro music.

Meanwhile, a Senator and would-be President would like less government.

Foppery
Dec 27, 2013

I POSSESS THE POWER CHRONIC

My Imaginary GF posted:

Illinois' second-greatest President.

Really guys, Illinois produces America's greatest executives. You should elect more Illinoisans to the highest office.


quote:

Ronald Wilson Reagan was born in an apartment on the second floor of a commercial building in Tampico, Illinois on February 6, 1911, the son of Nelle Clyde (Wilson) and John Edward "Jack" Reagan

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

Sarah Palin will use Taylor Swift's Shake It Off for her intro music.

Meanwhile, a Senator and would-be President would like less government.



Things which Kentucky supports government getting out of the way on:

-Slave ownership

-White power

-Rolling coal

-Betting on the horses

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
I can't believe GBS is going to choose "no anime" over "lovedump". :smithicide:

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

i've been selling dvds on ebay this week

god drat people are dumb, paying money for a movie

you mean
paying money for movies
that you bought

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
-guy on other end of transaction-

look at this idiot, selling his physical copy at a loss

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Aim for the ponytail.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

mooyashi posted:

-guy on other end of transaction-

look at this idiot, selling his physical copy at a loss

In a free market, each side of a transaction is equally a sucker.

Randler posted:

Aim for the ponytail.

Aww, you want me to live. I didn't know you cared! :blush:

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I can't believe GBS is going to choose "no anime" over "lovedump". :smithicide:

huh I may have to reexamine my negative opinion of gbs then

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I can't believe GBS is going to choose "no anime" over "lovedump". :smithicide:

don't tell me you watch anime too, ponytail-haver

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:siren: PALIN TIME :siren:

http://www.iafreedomsummit.com/

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Steve King is spending a few minutes here telling people who Sarah Palin is, in case the audience is unaware.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
She brought a three ring binder onto the stage.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"Incognito... Latin, for me... it means, 'no makeup'"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"Shoot, even drivin' by yer homes with yer flags on yer porches and yer guns, clingin' to yer constitution."

We're about three minutes in and I think she's on the second sentence. There's clearly no prepared speech here.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

I hope Chris Kyle continues to be a rhetorical touchstone into campaigning season

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
How do people enjoy this poo poo. At least with someone like Cruz I can admire the speech writing, the coherence, the effort to make a message understandable -- even if I disagree with and am regularly horrified by the poo poo contained therein.

This, this is just broken fragments of half-formed thoughts, often unrelated to anything else being said, delivered in a manner that actually makes me nervous because of how off the loving rails it sounds.

Her sentences just. keep. stopping.

vvv edit: DON'T LET THE WORDS GET INTO YOUR BRAIN THEY MIGHT GET TRAPPED THERE vvv

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"It seems like we're always kinda goin' rogue or somethin'.... so we're at the party and this vet holds up this sign and oh dear its got this four letter message for Michael Moore.... and I gave it my thumbs up and it was my thumb and it wasn't any other finger.... and you've heard the sayin' 'swear like a sailor' but this guy was a soldier, I think, same thing.... if you love freedom thank a vet, and that's why I'm glad to be in Iowa... in America we thank our vets!"

There was a lot more in that sentence.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Joementum posted:

Steve King is spending a few minutes here telling people who Sarah Palin is, in case the audience is unaware.

to be fair memory loss is a component of age-related dementia

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Von Sloneker posted:

How do people enjoy this poo poo. At least with someone like Cruz I can admire the speech writing, the coherence, the effort to make a message understandable -- even if I disagree with and am regularly horrified by the poo poo contained therein.

This, this is just broken fragments of half-formed thoughts, often unrelated to anything else being said, delivered in a manner that actually makes me nervous because of how off the loving rails it sounds.


souns like some big city egghead tauk to me

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Palin not getting a lot of applause here, mostly because applause breaks require... breaks.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"Not to mention what the President did to those Indonesian puppies!"

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
QOTD seen mouthed by audience member to the person she's sitting beside: "What did she say?"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"We believe what Ronald Reagan believed. We are a people... who have a government!"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Joementum posted:

"We believe what Ronald Reagan believed. We are a people... who have a government!"

TREASON

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"These hopey.... changey.... astroturfey DC based businesses..... they know their guy, America... he's just not that into you."

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Joementum posted:

Palin not getting a lot of applause here, mostly because applause breaks require... breaks.

I feel like she's even got the crowd confused. Its just incoherent. At least when she accuses Obama of killing puppies they know they're supposed to applaud. Otherwise they're lost.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
She reminds me of a real life version of that terrible SNL Fred Armisen character who would try to read news headlines then give political commentary on them, but could never get further than rambling bits like "you know, the problem with -- the way I see it -- I mean you have to take into consideration -- look, look, I mean I mean, look -- just for once, FOR ONCE I'd like to see -- anyway ..."

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Georg Solti=you, eagerly attempting to usher in the end of humanity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkOiKy6sXfM

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"From bad, comes good. That has been one of my mantras."

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Is it possible Palin is high? She ran right over that random "Yes We Can" line and moved past it before the crowd could figure out if they should applaud it.

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