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Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

the quitta from Wasilla posted:

astroturfey

*insert picture of ever-growing ironicat here*

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Badger of Basra posted:

don't tell me you watch anime too, ponytail-haver

Not on a regular basis, no. I think the last anime I watched was a few seasons of Legend of the Galactic Heroes on youtube a couple years back. Before that... I don't know, some friends keep trying to interest me in Gunther Lagoon this or Fool Mental Amethyst that, but it just doesn't click with me.

ETA: Oh, you mean, why would I rather Lovedump won? I just thought it would be more interesting than a ban on anime I don't care about anyway.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

They need a clown with a broom.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"Racism... sexism... whatever. It's kind of Orwellian that, probably from Saul Alinski."

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"That must be that 800 lb. elephant in the White House. They won't even call it evil."

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
How can I buy a bottle of single malt for the closed captioner.

There's an 800 pound evil Muslim elephant shackled to the White House.

Dominus Vobiscum
Sep 2, 2004

Our motives are multiple, our desires complex.
Fallen Rib
Please tell me there's a sign language interpreter trying to convey this, too.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"It's like an overgrown little boy who thinks he can get whatever he wants. And moms, we don't put up with that. Dads either. And it reminds me of Bristol."

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

What are you live blogging again?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"Why don't we decentralize the federal government... if there's going to be a Department of Energy, put it where the energy is! Things like that, it must change! It must change, look at it! It's not too big to fail, it's too big to succeed."

"Status quo... another Latin word... it stands for the middle class, man, they're gettin' taken for a ride."

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.


Does that mean that the prompter is broken so Palin is being forced to ad lib or that Palin is so far off track that the teleprompter guy lost his place and is just waiting for her to get back on script?

Because either seems really plausible to me.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

STAC Goat posted:

Does that mean that the prompter is broken so Palin is being forced to ad lib or that Palin is so far off track that the teleprompter guy lost his place and is just waiting for her to get back on script?

Because either seems really plausible to me.

The latter I think. She's about halfway through her binder now.

This is like the live action version of a crazy manifesto letter.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
If we can somehow translate this fell speech to the other tonques of Men, we might have a powerful weapon to use against our enemies.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
Her modulation is like a demented nursery rhyme; it's like a Current 93 song.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

She said she wants a woman in the White House.

Is Sarah Palin running? Please tell me she's running.

I mean, I know she's probably just trolling so she stays in the news and people give her money for doing nothing, but please tell me she's running. I want to see this in a live debate.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
And that little boy............. was RONALD REAGAN!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"..................................................................................WOW"

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



argh I missed Palin and now the jerk is just introducing Perry

Perry sucks he isn't even funny

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Joementum posted:

"..................................................................................WOW"

crowd cracks up in laughter

That was awesome. Sarah Palin was so nutty even the nuts had to laugh.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Holy poo poo Perry is campaigning so hard right now.

His drawl is like 1000% of normal.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Perry's really animated. In 2012 it was hard to tell if that was excitement or the back pills making him a little goofy.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
i wonder if sarah palin has ever been formally diagnosed with any mental illnesses, because if not she definitely should be

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Perry's super jacked and trying real hard but I'm just so bored. I think Palin may have been the peak. Its all downhill until the "debate" tomorrow night.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Perry appears to be inciting a riot.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

My Imaginary GF posted:

Kentucky is one of the worst states in America.

What do you produce besides toffs in cheqersuit knittings and horrid rates of poverty? Nothing. You produce nothing. Your state is not essential for the Union. You're nothing; you've produced no Presidents.

All you have going for you is that one avant-garde music fest in March.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln#Family_and_childhood

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Steve King says "lynching" and immediately points out that it's in quotes and he's speaking figuratively.

ufarn
May 30, 2009


:shepface:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Bold move by all these speakers to keep talking about how much America sucks.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Huckabee coming up next to talk about how Beyonce is destroying America's youth / how we should listen to more Ted Nugent.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

STAC Goat posted:

Is it possible Palin is high?

She always talks like this. Not that that answers the question one way or the other, of course.

STAC Goat posted:

She said she wants a woman in the White House.

Is Sarah Palin running? Please tell me she's running.

I mean, I know she's probably just trolling so she stays in the news and people give her money for doing nothing, but please tell me she's running. I want to see this in a live debate.

She's not running, and never seriously was considering it. This is all part of her playing to the rubes and desperate need for attention.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Huckabee already killing it, starts with a Bible verse. This is his room.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

What are u guys gdting

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

euphronius posted:

What are u guys gdting

The Citizens United / Congressman Steve King Iowa Freedom Summit where Mike Huckabee just said his Arkansas was more liberal than Vermont.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Joementum posted:

The Citizens United / Congressman Steve King Iowa Freedom Summit where Mike Huckabee just said his Arkansas was more liberal than Vermont.

I want to leave the us.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"I would think a beheading is a much greater threat to America than a sunburn!"

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Mike Huckabee: "Lets talk about how America's great and not all this negative stuff."

five minutes later...

"Lets kill some fuckers!"

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

euphronius posted:

I want to leave the us.

more appropriate response: move to Vermont

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Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
you could always try working in the tar san—bahahahahahahahaha :kheldragar:

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