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Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

lmbo

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McSpatula
Aug 5, 2006

:captainpop:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

smoking a fat bowl for you

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
so I figured something out. comcast is goddamn retarded.

not for reasons you would normally expect, like getting my address wrong on the bill, though that happens

no. it turns out all those hd channels I shouldn't be able to access and don't get on their sd channels (like science channel and poo poo, gently caress paying more), still come through crystal clear on my lovely little sd box, so I have all the preferred package channels for punching in a 3 or 4 digit channel number. loving comcast.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

2 blocks from my house. going here ASAP.


quote:

I downloaded yelp just so I could write this review.

This just might be the best strip club ever. As you enter through these hellish gates you must pay the troll at the door $10 for entry. Some of you might think $10? That seems steep. Well, for the amount of emotional scarring you will receive, $10 is a deal.

Once inside feel free to take in the amazing decor. It's filled with dolls, a wall of stuffed animals zip tied together, mannequins, and pictures of George w bush. If that's not enough there are also 8 dogs running around at all times.

Our stripper was very nice, and totally passed out when we came in, but she woke up and was totally not excited at all to perform. Once she stretched onstage the pandora radio was cranked up and she did her thing.

In all honesty her stripping was nothing compared to what followed

For $20 a old woman will smoke a cigarette out of her hatchet wound. Somebody has to light it though, so audience participation is required.

My life will never be the same again.



Click Beelay
Oct 13, 2011

Ausgoons your piss is expensive but your girls are hot I never know what to feel when I'm here.

Hope maoris don't get the abbo treatment on Australia Day or I'm hosed come Monday.

Country's awesome, gently caress you cunts for being rad ty.

RIP


Cool

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
post aussie tits

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners


you're welcome

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Master Bateman posted:

2 blocks from my house. going here ASAP.

Sounds like Alley Cats aside from the dogs and stuffed animals, but I wouldn't be surprised if it had somehow become even more disgusting since I was there.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
dirty strip clubs are best because I like the danger and a dollar goes way further with a bargain bin stripper .

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Went to a strip club in Mississippi once that was literally in a double wide. One of the strippers had a gnarly c section scar but it was cool cause the club was full nude (except for a couple of ankle monitoring bracelets)

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Branis posted:

dirty strip clubs are best because I like the danger and a dollar goes way further with a bargain bin stripper .

Nicolai St. Clubhouse in Portland perfect example...

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

The good old Fantasy Ranch, halfway between Kansas City and Warrensburg, MO. Between the staff and the dancers you almost had a full set of teeth.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Victor Vermis posted:

Sounds like Alley Cats aside from the dogs and stuffed animals, but I wouldn't be surprised if it had somehow become even more disgusting since I was there.

Yep

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
At wedding, am drunk, would recommend :beerpal:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

you're not supposed to be drunk at the ceremony

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

you're not supposed to be drunk at the ceremony

Well you sure don't want to get married sober.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
I was a groomsman in a wedding a few weeks ago and we got pretty hammered before the ceremony. Between the bar across the street and our groomsman gifts being flasks and sailor jerry we were well on our way before the reception.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Dingleberry posted:

Nicolai St. Clubhouse in Portland perfect example...

I live in portland and haven't even heard of this place. I can only imagine how seedy it is.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

you're not supposed to be drunk at the ceremony

This is some BS right here

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

you're not supposed to be drunk at the ceremony

look at these shameful loving words here

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

USMC503 posted:

I live in portland and haven't even heard of this place. I can only imagine how seedy it is.

Its way nicer than the Dancin' Bare and the foods decent too; fwiw though I think Mary's Club is pretty much the best dive strip club in Portlandia. Plus Santeria has supposedly good Mexican food, and it's fun when confused women from the restaurant side go to use the (shared) bathroom and don't know that it's in the StripClub side.
The dancers stop mid routine and act as air-traffic control for baffled women...

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

look at these shameful loving words here

it's rude to the bartender at the reception imo

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi4Js3_jGCY








GIS :awesome:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


holy gently caress :stare:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
And furthermore,

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

And this is why I dont gently caress fatties.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

holy gently caress :stare:

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

holy gently caress :stare:

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011
So this guy has a blog/tumblr/Instagram.
He always has pics with some random hotties.
I'm thinking they're never seen again...


http://lockephoto.tumblr.com/

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

all of those girls are buffers for the one on the left

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

all of those girls are fluffers for the one on the left

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
omg drunj riding the dc metro is the worstt

tell me moree abot single track maintenancr and this ride takin forever

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014
here are a ton of pics of miley's tits if you really are into famous 5-6es

nws

https://imgur.com/a/9YuOc

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Gross. I'll bet her dad is real proud.

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Gross. I'll bet her dad is real proud.

u think billy ray ever touched her.....down there.....

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

This is some version of heaven reserved for people like me.

justice4trayvawn posted:

here are a ton of pics of miley's tits if you really are into famous 5-6es

nws

https://imgur.com/a/9YuOc

yeah ok, but who wears all that jewelry into the ocean?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

at the date posted:

yeah ok, but who wears all that jewelry into the ocean?
Someone who doesn't care about marring it.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Someone who doesn't care about marring it.

cool pun

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Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

haha gently caress

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