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Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde


Previously, on SNL...

Cold Open: Martin Luther King
Monologue: Kevin Hart
Calvin Klein Ads - Were aired in a few places during the episode, this video collects them.
Why'd You Post That?

Jonas Albrecht posted:

livelife2thekimmest
Bushwick, Brooklyn 2015
Get On Up
Soap Opera Reunion - :siren: Sketch of the Week :siren: (By default, because the episode was kinda blah, but this one's legit good)
Sia - Elastic Heart

Tatum Girlparts posted:

This is...a skit right?

Tatum Girlparts posted:

No seriously you guys see those fuckin girls too right?

Tatum Girlparts posted:

No one on stage is acknowledging these lesbian Morlocs and it's distressing me.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I'm not even joking I couldn't pay attention to a word she was singing because those loving dancers were so insane and distracting.

Is she a good singer? hosed if I know, I'll only think of weird gay morlocks when she comes up.

Weekend Update: Part 1 / Part 2
Mrs. Santini

The Journey
Kevin's Son

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Please end this sketch by having Leslie Jones hammer toss Kevin Hart.
Sia - Chandelier
12:55 Own Zone - Listening Party - Spoiler Alert: Doesn't own

This week, on Hey Everyone The Voice Is Popular!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6FhxSHP-qM

Hey y'all, I'm Blake Shelton and I'm hosting SNL this week, with musical guest ME! I'm a moderately okay country star who rose to fame on top of NBC's last vestige of a hit show, The Voice. I made a name for myself by being personable, if a bit of a jackass, and having great chemistry with any of the rotating cast of judges. I may not be an actor, but I'll probably be game enough for whatever gets thrown at me that it'll be fun to watch regardless. At least my musical performances will be less fuckin' weird than last week!

Coming up...

January 31, 2015: J. K. Simmons & D'Angelo

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pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:

Mo0 posted:

Hey y'all, I'm Blake Shelton and I'm hosting SNL this week, with musical guest ME! I'm a moderately okay country star who rose to fame on top of NBC's last vestige of a hit show, The Voice. I made a name for myself by being personable, if a bit of a jackass, and having great chemistry with any of the rotating cast of judges. I may not be an actor, but I'll probably be game enough for whatever gets thrown at me that it'll be fun to watch regardless. At least my musical performances will be less fuckin' weird than last week!
goodness yes, much rather have a dude puttin' on the country act playin' music that is indistinguishable from its contemporaries, rather than someone trying and possibly failing to do anything different

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY8SwIvxj8o
Mashup Illustrates How Many Country Hits Are Pretty Much The Same Song

quote:

Posted under the YouTube username “Sir Mashalot,” the mashup takes six songs—”Sure Be Cool If You Did” by Blake Shelton, “Drunk on You” by Luke Bryan, “Chillin’ It” from Cole Swindell, “Close Your Eyes”by Parmalee, “This is How We Roll” from Florida Georgia Line, and “Ready, Set, Roll” by Chase Rice—and laid them all parallel into a Pro Tools sound file, changing the tempo and pitch slightly in some cases until they all ran at the same speed, and then pushing play. The six songs represent four #1 Bro-Country hits from 2012 until now, a #5 hit in “Ready, Set, Roll,” and a #11 song in Parmalee’s “Close Your Eyes.”
Anyway I am with you on the disdain for Shelton. He can go piss up a rope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7M3EEHYkJ0

Completely unrelated, but did you know there's a Deal or No Deal arcade game?



There's no Vintage this week. Or next week.

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde
I did, I have played the poo poo out of it at various Boardwalk arcades, and have even won the grand prize once. It's surprisingly fun when you cut out all the bullshit time wasting and do an entire game in two or three minutes.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Yea without the like 75% of the show's content being slow drawing out a basic 'gonna risk the money?' question Deal or No Deal is super fun, especially when you get progressively drunker playing it with friends yelling in your ear to take the deal you rear end in a top hat because we may have forgotten that this is fake money at one point for a bit.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hahahaah this is great.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



McKinnon reacts.

Kenan reacts.

All is right with the world.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
Super strong opener.

Z.S. Ghost
Jan 1, 2008

Odd Fire Wolf Gang
I feel like someone made the A Few Good Men comparison already but that was sooooooooo well executed

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Hahahaha Leslie

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Oh hell yes pickin and grinin?

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Oh gods Leslie's DEATH STARE in the back

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Leslie Jones is horrified at being in this skit.

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
This seems about right

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
TOO BAD!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

This is the best monologue in a while.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



WE DID IT! WE MADE LESLIE LAUGH!!!

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Codependent Poster posted:

This is the best monologue in a while.

Huh, here I was thinking it was the worst one I've seen in years.

Z.S. Ghost
Jan 1, 2008

Odd Fire Wolf Gang

Codependent Poster posted:

This is the best monologue in a while.

Way up there, yes.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

pwn posted:

Completely unrelated, but did you know there's a Deal or No Deal arcade game?



There's no Vintage this week. Or next week.

I played it at this awesome arcade a year or so ago that's full of ticket-games and a poo poo-ton of 80s-90s games. It was at a friend's birthday party and we all just gave him our tickets at the end of the day. I won the big-rear end 400 ticket grand prize once and felt like a boss.

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008

raditts posted:

Huh, here I was thinking it was the worst one I've seen in years.

It wasn't an awkward faux show-tune though

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Hahahaha Jesus

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



...probably the two black girls...

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
Probably the two black girls...

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

So I brought you some spaghetti. Here.

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Having watched way too much Bachelor, this is spot on.

Also Aidy, love you.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

And it has to be in cheese or I spit it out

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
Wow! A Jon Benet joke.

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.
This is surprisingly good.

Baby weightlifting!

Revol
Aug 1, 2003

EHCIARF EMERC...
EHCIARF EMERC...
That killed, for me at least.

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



Leslie is loving awesome.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
WISHIN' BOOT

Z.S. Ghost
Jan 1, 2008

Odd Fire Wolf Gang
Again, I liked that a lot. Plus it kept Leslie Jones' streak of flubbed lines going (not that I minded tonight).

Wishin' Boot!

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Hahahaha this is like dead on 90s country and Aidy looks like Wynonna Judd

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
I bet she knows how to shuck

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Wishin boot is a solid rear end bit.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
Is this the best episode of the season?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

sportsgenius86 posted:

Hahahaha this is like dead on 90s country and Aidy looks like Wynonna Judd

Kate was Reba too.

Now here's Allan Jackson.

All we need is Keith.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
This is Emmy good. Passably Grammy good.

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
This is so perfect. I'd swear I've heard it on the radio.

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Z.S. Ghost
Jan 1, 2008

Odd Fire Wolf Gang

CannedMacabre posted:

Is this the best episode of the season?

It's at 100% for me right now. Who'd of thought.

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