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Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

zen death robot posted:

I like how there is a "favored" and "less-favorable" method for mixing alcohol and poo poo together.

Favored



Less Favorable

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Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
Like can you get drunk off the poo poo? It's probably not as gross as drink 211 and MDs

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Big Anime Fan Here posted:

I don't actually think it's that gross considering that the chinese like to boil an egg in a child's pee and eat it

they are literally called "piss eggs" and sell for a premium lol

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Yellow Fever

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW

Black Baby Goku posted:

it still is. Watch the doc

i am, ew why does she pick up the fermented poo and loving sniff it.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Wootman posted:

i am, ew why does she pick up the fermented poo and loving sniff it.

she drinks it

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

literally lol

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
BTW I have an INSANELY good secret <$5 drink mix based off the brass monkey i call the "Golden Oozaru" for its incredible power

Ingredients:

1X Orange MD 20/20
1X 40 Oz Malt Liquor (OLD ENGLISH PREFERRED)

1. Drink the cone of the malt liquor. You're an adult you can do it.
2. Pour the Orange MD 20/20 into the malt liquor bottle
3. Now that poo poo tastes like a grapefruit

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW

i like how the doctor just loving drinks it like nothing. appetite destroyed.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Wootman posted:

i like how the doctor just loving drinks it like nothing. appetite destroyed.

being a traditional oriental medicine parctitioner requires imbibing all kids of gross and hosed up poo poo, sometiems literally

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
I drank a month old stale 40 oz off a porch on a dare once I guarantee I could drink that doodoo wine no problem

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
loving lmao if you can't pour some alcohol into your throat without tasting it

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW
if i was paid a good amount of money, i would drink it.

Sir AIDS
Nov 5, 2013
Holy poo poo...This guy jacks off 6 times a day and drinks old 40's.

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
SIR AIDS

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW
also god drat bafh, you are already one of the top posters in the thread lmao

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
shhhh I love to post

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
The Man likes Dinner. Hell, can we blame him?

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost
ah i see my friend big anime found this thread. you truly are day crew now if you seek lunch threads in other forums

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW

Black Baby Goku posted:

The Man likes Dinner. Hell, can we blame him?

i don't hold it against him dinner is life.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Oil of Paris posted:

ah i see my friend big anime found this thread. you truly are day crew now if you seek lunch threads in other forums

Seek out Dinner, and it will find you

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW

Oil of Paris posted:

ah i see my friend big anime found this thread. you truly are day crew now if you seek lunch threads in other forums

My dinners are even more powerful than my lunches

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost

Black Baby Goku posted:

Seek out Dinner, and it will find you

this is True. good eats to all

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW

Oil of Paris posted:

this is True. good eats to all

what did you have for dinner?

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
im planning to eat as much boring food as possible to break my brain and upgrade my posting to a new level

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost
i went to a party tonight for my friends fiance so i ate chicken wings, sausage dip, tiny soft chicken tacos, and some cake. started a bonfire and drank a bunch of keg bud while playing beer pong/flip cup

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
nice

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW

Oil of Paris posted:

i went to a party tonight for my friends fiance so i ate chicken wings, sausage dip, tiny soft chicken tacos, and some cake. started a bonfire and drank a bunch of keg bud while playing beer pong/flip cup

:eyepop: kickass

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
I'm jealous of your variety since I made my own dinner

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW
tacos are best soft

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost

Wootman posted:

tacos are best soft

i agree. they were very tiny tortillas so ill have to ask her where she got them from bc i am jealous

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
a soft taco is a burrito for children....

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
or, child-sized adults.

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost

THE PENETRATOR posted:

a soft taco is a burrito for children....

what the

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW

Oil of Paris posted:

i agree. they were very tiny tortillas so ill have to ask her where she got them from bc i am jealous

you know whats good to make with tortilla bread? pizza. (pita bread is also good)

THE PENETRATOR posted:

a soft taco is a burrito for children....

fag

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

soft tacos are tacos actually meant to be eaten with ease

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

but what do I know, I keep calling fajitas "tacos"

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Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
I think hard shell tacos have their merits

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