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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

justice4trayvawn posted:

here are a ton of pics of miley's tits if you really are into famous 5-6es

nws

https://imgur.com/a/9YuOc

Seen em before. Waiting for the sex tape.

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Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Seen em before. Waiting for the sex tape.

Creampie Miley Part. 7.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Seen em before. Waiting for the sex tape.

Why wait? Make it yourself.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Stultus Maximus posted:

Why wait? Make it yourself.

My days of sticking dick in the crazy are over.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
wow she's pretty drat average

Where's the nude beach shots of like, taylor swift or katy perry?

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

beanieson posted:

wow she's pretty drat average

Where's the nude beach shots of like, taylor swift or katy perry?

taylor is way too classy for that garbage sir >:[

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

justice4trayvawn posted:

taylor is way too classy for that garbage sir >:[

maybe so but kids these days seem that get their tits out just to celebrate a tuesday.

On a long enough timeline all of our dicks/tits will end up online. Mark my words, in like 40 years we'll be electing a president who's shlong is available for download.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I'm pretty sure my dong is already out in the wild.

e: Just reverse GIS'd the photo in question, and yep, I found my dong on gay tumblrs. :toot:

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Jan 25, 2015

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

beanieson posted:

maybe so but kids these days seem that get their tits out just to celebrate a tuesday.

On a long enough timeline all of our dicks/tits will end up online. Mark my words, in like 40 years we'll be electing a president who's shlong is available for download.

What's the upper age limit you'd accept for viewing a Hillary sex tape?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Spicy Guacamole posted:

I'm pretty sure my dong is already out in the wild.

e: Just reverse GIS'd the photo in question, and yep, I found my dong on gay tumblrs. :toot:

Link yer dong.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/xIz9UKK.jpg :nws:

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

beanieson posted:

wow she's pretty drat average

Where's the nude beach shots of like, taylor swift or katy perry?

Why would you want the fake plastic beauty of Taylor Swift or Katy Perry when you could have 100% real Miley?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Spicy Guacamole posted:

I'm pretty sure my dong is already out in the wild.

e: Just reverse GIS'd the photo in question, and yep, I found my dong on gay tumblrs. :toot:

There's a mankini selfie of me floatin around (probably on some gooncops hard drive)


Stultus Maximus posted:

What's the upper age limit you'd accept for viewing a Hillary sex tape?

I'm the guy who clicks on every :nms::nws: link out of morbid curiosity, sooooo

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


justice4trayvawn posted:

taylor is way too classy for that garbage sir >:[

Protip for future explorers: Women that look like T-Swizzle do not like being compared to T-Swizzle.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Kuroyama posted:

Why would you want the fake plastic beauty of Taylor Swift or Katy Perry when you could have 100% real Miley?

This would be 6 hours in the klink if I were mod

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

beanieson posted:

This would be 6 hours in the klink if I were mod

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Gross. I'll bet her dad is real proud.

I would gently caress Mikey Cyrus and if you wouldn't you're gay

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Cole posted:

I would gently caress Mikey Cyrus and if you wouldn't you're gay
Only to say that I did.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Cole posted:

I would gently caress Mikey Cyrus and if you wouldn't you're gay

just be sure to have a penicillin shot ready to go

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
hot with clothes on, probably not so hot naked.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


:negative:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
oh man :(

sad boner

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

beanieson posted:

This would be 6 hours in the klink if I were mod

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Fortunately for Kuroyama I have no strong feelings either way.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Fortunately for Kuroyama I have no strong feelings either way.

He was talking poo poo about Chris Pratt earlier tho :ohdear:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

beanieson posted:

He was talking poo poo about Chris Pratt earlier tho :ohdear:

m-my husbando :ohdear:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


i know with cats if you can see their ribs and spine they're malnourished and you're a bad cat daddy

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

why wasn't chris pratt in that american sniper movie

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Ryan Reynolds can be your backup husband

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

beanieson posted:

He was talking poo poo about Chris Pratt earlier tho :ohdear:

You sir are a goddamn liar.

As a peace offering

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

justice4trayvawn posted:

here are a ton of pics of miley's tits if you really are into famous 5-6es

nws

https://imgur.com/a/9YuOc

My standards are pretty minimal, so I would even though she's a solid butterface.

Edit: As the evidence has clearly shown repeatedly, I will apparently only stick my dick in crazy.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Jan 25, 2015

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
gonna watch tango and cash.

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.
You guys were all military.

Stop loving lying. You'd knock a hole in that poo poo, then pass her around.

Be honest, you seriously considered seeing if you could gently caress the applesauce out of the MRE.

Don't lie and say you wouldn't gently caress a naked Miley.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Nostalgia4ColdWar posted:

You guys were all military.

Stop loving lying. You'd knock a hole in that poo poo, then pass her around.

Be honest, you seriously considered seeing if you could gently caress the applesauce out of the MRE.

Don't lie and say you wouldn't gently caress a naked Miley.


:mmmhmm:

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Nostalgia4ColdWar posted:

You guys were all military.

Stop loving lying. You'd knock a hole in that poo poo, then pass her around.

Be honest, you seriously considered seeing if you could gently caress the applesauce out of the MRE.

Don't lie and say you wouldn't gently caress a naked Miley.

Wisdom.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Cole posted:

I would gently caress Mikey Cyrus and if you wouldn't you're gay

Um. No. I think you're gay if you would gently caress that boyish thing.

Everything about her makes my dick shrivel.

USMC503 fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Jan 25, 2015

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
I've done worse, and they weren't famous.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

USMC503 posted:

Um. No. I think you're gay if you would gently caress that boyish thing.

Everything about her makes my dick shrivel.

It's all pink on the inside.

bengy81
May 8, 2010
I have no standards, I would probably gently caress that fat chick from the gilmore girls that isn't funny if i had a pint of sailor jerry and a rubber, or barring that, somebody dared me I wouldn't.

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

USMC503 posted:

Um. No. I think you're gay if you would gently caress that boyish thing.

Everything about her makes my dick shrivel.

Yeah. Sure thing buddy.

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