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Sperglord Firecock posted:Quite honestly, a lot of people have the wrong idea, and lemme clear this up. You had endless chances to redeem yourself but instead chose to grab, fondle, and inevitably eat every piece of caca in a twelve mile radius, alienating all those around you. You are the new standard of well denizens. Teketeketeketeke fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Jan 26, 2015 |
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yo honestly why do you think you are capable of owning a car like this (or any car that isn't under warranty for that matter) when you have had to be dragged, kicking and screaming into doing the simplest poo poo? go back and read this thread dude, just read your own posts and look at the dates on them. It took you WEEKS to do a 15 minute job and I'm pretty sure it only got done because another goon came over and pretty much did it for you/made you do it. It's been said a million times already but show some loving initiative for christsakes.
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Slow is Fast posted:I know you want to watch subtitled initial D with your PJ pants pulled down around your ankles, dick in hand at your moms house looking out the window with your SICK WHIP parked on the street, but holy poo poo just loving stop. Judging by the spergposts that followed, replace initial D with some kind of hosed up chevy/ford/GM commercial fever-dream that somehow ended up being for a japanese car, and it is oddly prophetic. Seriously I'm like 99% sure that those lines were used at least once in some "i ain't driving no jap-o-neez econobox GIMME DAT MURRICAH MUSCLE" tv spot. Also just to reiterate what people have been saying... kid, you're not gonna be cornering poo poo at poo poo in any car. You can't even drive goddamn stick, how the gently caress do you expect to do "tight corners" in anything if you're gonna rip out your goddamn clutch switching into gear? The only thing that people will be doing when you go around the corner is wondering who left all the rusty bits all over the intersection and what that grinding noise is 3 blocks away. Larn to drive, learn how to work on cars, then get your FREEDOM CAR and wreck it into the first lightpole. I just pray that you don't take anyone else with you.
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Jan 25, 2015 10:37
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Leave Initial D out of it dammit.
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Jan 25, 2015 10:52
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Welp OP, you're a loving idiot. I wish you luck in swindling some other poor clueless bastard out of far too much money for that barely polished turd, and in your inevitable high-speed collision with a tree. I wonder if they'll bury you in those ridiculous clown pants. "A suit is just far too dignified for this jackass, even in death", the funeral director will tell your sad, but oddly relieved parents, and they'll silently agree. *unzips fly* *splashing sounds emanate from the dark hole the OP has excavated*
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Sperglord Firecock posted:Quite honestly, a lot of people have the wrong idea
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In the words of a hilarious black sheriff " Scuse me while I whip this out" * pees in well* Dude just give up. drive that 300z shitbox till the frame rots out. gently caress getting another car dump your money into that and drive it till its dead. You obviously think your skewed view on life is the correct one. so im changing my vote and saying PLEASE SHUT DOWN THIS THREAD.
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Jan 25, 2015 16:27
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Jan 25, 2015 16:31
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How long has it been since an AI thread went to the gold mine?
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Jan 25, 2015 17:02
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Welp. I've never seen a more appropriate time to drop this: http://goo.gl/OzoUjJ
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InitialDave posted:Leave Initial D out of it dammit. I enjoy the D and I don't care who knows. It's entertaining.
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Jan 25, 2015 17:17
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Human Grand Prix posted:I enjoy the D and I don't care who knows. It's entertaining. I prefer Wangan Midnight
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The fun part was that a few pages back, he actually grabbed onto the ropes and started climbing. Little did we know that it wasn't to escape the well, but to do a brilliant double-somersault twist into the piss-filled well  If only piss-diving was an olympic sport, we could see the makings of a legend. poo poo, it'd be a lifetime movie in a week flat: "The Piss-diver." It'd break all ratings records and we'd have a bona-fide celebrity on our forums.
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Sperglord Firecock posted:Quite honestly, a lot of people have the wrong idea, and lemme clear this up. What the gently caress is wrong with you?
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Jan 25, 2015 18:00
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Serious question OP, did you join the Navy in hopes of being stationed in Japan?
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SperginMcBadposter posted:What the gently caress is wrong with you? You all need to stop acting like babies or like you never saw this coming.
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Jan 25, 2015 18:08
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SouthsideSaint posted:Dude just give up. drive that 300z shitbox till the frame rots out. gently caress getting another car dump your money into that and drive it till its dead. This. OP gets his dream of having his sanity questioned, no actual nice car is destroyed, and because the car is so rusted, maybe it will just disintegrate when he wrecks it. A rusted to poo poo, poorly turboed 300z that Sperg cant drive properly seems exactly what he wants. Lolling at the poster who thought OP would take his car to a track. Why go through the effort when there's a street over there that's empty whenever school isn't in session?
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Naturally Selected posted:Judging by the spergposts that followed, replace initial D with some kind of hosed up chevy/ford/GM commercial fever-dream that somehow ended up being for a japanese car, and it is oddly prophetic. Yeah I really don't think an 80s Foxbody or 3rd Gen F-body or electrical nightmare C4 Corvette is going to be any easier for this doofus to wrench on or any more reliable. That being said, he could learn how to corner in a powerless cheap shitbox by going to autocrosses or doing HPDE/Track days. track day bro! posted:I prefer Wangan Midnight It's cool but pretty different, IMO. Human Grand Prix fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Jan 25, 2015 |
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Sperglord Firecock posted:Mostly because I like the act of going around corners and making them super tight rather than just going fast. I like handling more than just straight top speed. I dunno if this is true or not, but it seems to me that the vast majority of American cars have poo poo handling, and can't get around a corner to save their lives. How did I miss this? You know what a Corvette is right?
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Jan 25, 2015 19:22
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Ozmiander posted:mods lock thread Nth'd
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track day bro! posted:I prefer Wangan Midnight Well, um, I guess, if you're happy...
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Okay, yeah, I've been semi-helpful and only peed in the well a little bit, but holy poo poo, Sperg, where do you think you're going to find questionable 80mph corners that are fun to drive in fuckin' Chicagoland? Either get something small, without much power at all, so that you can "drive hard" on city streets (Sciroccos are good in Chicago, mine was my best city car) or keep the 300ZX and save your drat money to get financially stable so that you can do this. Those "DON'T gently caress UP YOUR LIFE" briefings? We got those in the Air Force too. Turns out it's good advice.
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Jan 25, 2015 19:58
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Hmm there hasn't been a MOD CHALLENGE in AI lately...
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revmoo posted:Hmm there hasn't been a MOD CHALLENGE in AI lately... IOC - the people demand a challenge! Will you satisfy our blood lust?
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Human Grand Prix posted:Yeah I really don't think an 80s Foxbody or 3rd Gen F-body or electrical nightmare C4 Corvette is going to be any easier for this doofus to wrench on or any more reliable. Oh, I was not in any way suggesting that he get a Foxbody or anything else, at all. Just pointed out that he was spouting, word for word, bullshit MURIKKAH MUSCEL advertising. Bajaha posted:IOC - the people demand a challenge! Will you satisfy our blood lust? Oh god please do this.
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Jan 25, 2015 21:51
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revmoo posted:Hmm there hasn't been a MOD CHALLENGE in AI lately... Please this
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What in the everloving gently caress even happened here? Nth'ing the Mod Challenge, please make this happen
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Hey guys what have I mis....revmoo posted:Hmm there hasn't been a MOD CHALLENGE in AI lately... Oh. 
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Jan 25, 2015 22:11
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The people have spoken. MOD CHALLENGE!
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Jan 25, 2015 22:16
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What the ever living gently caress have I just read?
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Jan 25, 2015 22:21
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Forget the mod challenge, just gas the thread and permaban him.
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Tommychu posted:Welp. drat you the loop pissed me off now I have to pull up the actual song. OP what the entire actual gently caress is wrong with you.
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Jan 25, 2015 22:33
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OP should get a motorcycle
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Jan 25, 2015 22:45
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Suicide Watch posted:OP should get a motorcycle post/username combo
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iForge posted:Forget the mod challenge, just gas the thread and permaban him. This, otherwise he'll he keep posting worthless threads like this one and the other dumbass thread about working for a rental car company which he has a whole two weeks of experience doing so.
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Sperglord Firecock posted:it seems to me that the vast majority of American cars have poo poo handling, and can't get around a corner to save their lives. 
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An indecipherable table without headings... this thread is complete.
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Results from the stock AWD class at the rallyx, first/last column are car/total time in seconds. A bunch of japanese cars got spanked by an S10 driver because spoilers the driver is the most important part of a car not an idiotic fetish for hanzo steel folded 1000 times. Also a Ford R2 Fiesta was 4th overall in rally of the tall pines 2014. Maybe brute statistics will somehow prove to yon sperglord or some other weeb domestic vehicles are quite capable. Though we are talking to someone who generalizes vehicles based on location of the brand. puberty worked me over fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Jan 26, 2015 |
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Suicide Watch posted:OP should get a motorcycle I'd love to see him dump the clutch on a gixxer like he does when driving his car
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In that case, it must be really nice to show up in a brand new Cayenne for rallyx and the subsequently post the worst time.
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