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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Bogan Krkic posted:

Nah he's pee deece

Alex_R posted:

he's the uae fellaini

One of these is not like the other...

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ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
this owns

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

webmeister posted:

One of these is not like the other...

Fellaini would tear this up, Asian football is crap on the whole

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Bogan Krkic posted:

Fellaini would tear this up, Asian football is crap on the whole

Maybe I should have said Luiz then

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)
Bit shakey for about 15 at the end there, UAE strikers streaming through a bit easy. Need to take a bit more care in the middle, giving the balk away always gets to the emrati microphone looking bloke and he's loving dangerous.


Still, keen as gently caress and this game owns owns owns so far

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Definitely better watching than Kyrgios :laugh:

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Alex_R posted:

Maybe I should have said Luiz then

He actually looks more like David Luiz than the Brazilian defender does

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)

webmeister posted:

Definitely better watching than Kyrgios :laugh:

I think I just saw him spazz out and smash his racquet, that seems counter productive

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
gently caress off mckay

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)

ronniegardocki posted:

gently caress off mckay

I'm not McKay lover, but he might be better than Milligan. Aside from that shot he took, I didn't know Milligan was on the field at all

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Passes left passes right McKay owns gently caress off you shites

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)

Byolante posted:

Passes left passes right McKay owns gently caress off you shites

Sorry I forgot he can pass in two directions on occasion

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Tongues posted:

Sorry I forgot he can pass in two directions on occasion

You are all just bitter that he has three a league winners medals and one rangers killer's medal

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)
Nooooo no noooo I thought we wanted to wiiiinnn

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)

Byolante posted:

You are all just bitter that he has three a league winners medals and one rangers killer's medal

Changes nothing. Let me have my irrational hatred

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Tongues posted:

Nooooo no noooo I thought we wanted to wiiiinnn

Nobody guarantees removing the chance of further goals like juric

Divorced And Curious
Jan 23, 2009

democracy depends on sausage sizzles
uae looking way more dangerous this half. offside is a thing, guys

e: how the hell was that not a corner

Divorced And Curious fucked around with this message at 11:32 on Jan 27, 2015

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
not loving this second half

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)

ronniegardocki posted:

not loving this second half

This is good for us - keeps us on our toes. We concede when we get complacent

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
We look loving exhausted

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)

Byolante posted:

Passes left passes right McKay owns gently caress off you shites

DO YOU SEEEEE

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Wouldn't mind luongo getting an early rest, he looks knackered

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Tongues posted:

DO YOU SEEEEE

A goal is more likely from McKay's terrible shooting than passing to juric

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

E. Same with franjic

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)

Byolante posted:

A goal is more likely from McKay's terrible shooting than passing to juric

Rest assured I have abuse a plenty for Juric as well

Arquebus
Feb 19, 2013
Nothing more depressing to watch than a weak shot trickling across the ground going wide imo, at least the poo poo overhit ones from range have ambition

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Troisi is garbage

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Useful insight from the wife

It must be hard for the uae people they can't have much experience playing in the rain

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)

Byolante posted:

Troisi is garbage

I also agree with this. Frankly I've had a torrid time with these substitutions and I don't even know what torid means

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Hooray Australia

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Solid win that. Great stuff

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)
If we can do that against Korea I'll be happier than a pig in poo poo

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete
I am concerned about Franjic's groin. We do not have cover for him

dj_pain
Mar 28, 2005

YESSS!!! asia cup final here I come!

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Shmoses posted:

I am concerned about Franjic's groin. We do not have cover for him

should've taken broxham

MiniSune
Sep 16, 2003

Smart like Dodo!
What the gently caress is happening at the Jest?

the jest posted:



Newcastle Jets have terminated the playing contracts of David Carney, Billy Celeski, Joel Griffiths, Kew Jaliens and Adrian Madaschi.


The contracts of Billy Celeski, Joel Griffiths, Kew Jaliens and Adrian Madaschi were due to expire at the end of the current season but the players will now leave the club immediately.

The contract of David Carney has been terminated for disciplinary reasons.

Chairman Nathan Tinkler cited wanting to change the culture of the club as a key factor in these decisions.

"These decisions were made in the best interest of the playing group and to improve the club culture for the young players who we believe are the future of the Jets" he said.

The club would like to thank the five players for their efforts and wish them well for the next stage of their careers.


gently caress Griffiths to the Mariners would be the pinnacle of hilarity. Football god make it so.

sbs posted:


Newcastle Jets owner Nathan Tinkler has launched a cleanout of the club's coaching set-up, reportedly sacking assistant Clayton Zane, goalkeeper coach Neil Young and strength and conditioning coach Andrew Packer with immediate effect.

According to a report in the Newcastle Herald, Tinkler told the trio on Wednesday afternoon that their services were no longer required, although under-fire coach Phil Stubbins, assistant Michael Bridges and physiotherapist Justin Doherty retain their jobs.


bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
hahahahahahaahahaha

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
seriously what the gently caress, brutal clean out

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)
Jets hosed, AFC having a poo poo fit and threatening to vote our deadbeat arse out of the confederation - Alls right with the world lets all have a drink

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Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
We sent Kurtishi home and replaced him with some serbian washout,

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