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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

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Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

these ads sure are driving search traffic




wow, I wonder what toyota put together in 2010...

F: Toyota Prius recall has Toyota in big legal trouble

I: Founder's grandson to run Toyota
E: Toyota recalls 1.7 million vehicles

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
toyota makes rly goodd cars and trucks

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Smythe posted:

toyota makes rly goodd cars and trucks

they're not nearly as high up the food chain as they used to be

there's 0 reason to buy a corolla now

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

they're not nearly as high up the food chain as they used to be

there's 0 reason to buy a corolla now

KIA is the new Toyota rite ??

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Hyundai ??

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
i guess so. honestly i would steer any first car ppl towards either a mazda or ford right now if they wanted to buy new(ish)

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

only buy used subarus that have had the timing belt replaced recently

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

mazdas are good too but mine is slowly rusting apart

thanks michigan, car state, for covering your roads with car kryptonite

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

subaru sponsors the puppy bowl.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I have a Hyundai and I have no complaints other than its slightly dull but I don't drive for teh pussy I drive for the good diesel economy rate :chord:

Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007

raytheon has some hella dank brand synergy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0acJ3xyhaJo

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Palace of Hate posted:

raytheon has some hella dank brand synergy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0acJ3xyhaJo

see, now this worked.

i am significantly more likely to consider purchasing and deploying MALD, JSOW & HARM in my next engagement against an advanced military force after having seen this informative advertisement.

the demonstration of the product in a hypothetical scenario along with the itemized feature list and tactical benefits of each portion of the SAM system really brought it together for me

infernal machines fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Jan 27, 2015

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

death to those who try to sell me dish soap!

but sell me a missile so i can kill THIS IS THE LIFE

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

pagancow posted:

death to those who try to sell me dish soap!

but sell me a missile so i can kill THIS IS THE LIFE

the gently caress do i need to dish soap for? the help handles that.

on the other hand i'm not asking my filipino maid to handle offensive armament procurement

Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007

pagancow posted:

death to those who try to sell me dish soap!

but sell me a missile so i can kill THIS IS THE LIFE

shut up nerd

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

infernal machines posted:

the gently caress do i need to dish soap for? the help handles that.

on the other hand i'm not asking my filipino maid to handle offensive armament procurement

I am. Im oliver north tho

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
you've done pretty well for yourself for a guy who got caught committing treason

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

its like everything normals like in one video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbOMqA2AOIk

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

trying to make snapchat about anything more than limiting the impact of questionable decision making seems dumb

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Spime Wrangler posted:

only buy used subarus that have had the timing belt replaced recently

change your own, subaru 2nd easiest

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

guys im sorry, I just realized that i've been posting ads about things you guys dont like which makes an ad-adverse crowd like yospos really angry

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

here is one from the yospos beloved company in it's glorious raised blacks, and orange/teal grade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROZhrRm88ms

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


pagancow posted:

here is one from the yospos beloved company in it's glorious raised blacks, and orange/teal grade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROZhrRm88ms

quoting another thing i'm not watching

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

pretend i quoted that cremnob post that's literally just the aapl watch unveilings, then pretend i quoted all the posts where he's a creepy gently caress, and finally pretend i drew a lazy inference between liking ads and being a creep to call pagancow a pigfucker

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


:agreed:

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

quoting another thing i'm not watching

this is a real tough ad to avoid if you watch....just bout anything

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

Forums Terrorist posted:

pretend i quoted that cremnob post that's literally just the aapl watch unveilings, then pretend i quoted all the posts where he's a creepy gently caress, and finally pretend i drew a lazy inference between liking ads and being a creep to call pagancow a pigfucker

now pretend someone just read all that

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

pagancow posted:

its like everything normals like in one video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbOMqA2AOIk

iu like how they included athat katie couric bit, but like a couple weeks ago we all read that op-ed or w.e on yahoo under marisissa meyer and it said that NOBODY watched, nor like, those segments. hehe

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

pagancow posted:

here is one from the yospos beloved company in it's glorious raised blacks, and orange/teal grade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROZhrRm88ms

cool lifestyle brand. if i buy this contraption ima be coal liek all these ppl

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

but smythe you'll hav eto use ios

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Forums Terrorist posted:

but smythe you'll hav eto use ios

ya. FAIL. i gavre a ipad and phone to my slam peice so i can be cool by proxy - while stiull using my device for big fat fag weirdos

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

Crusader posted:

edit: youve come a long way comcast



"we will make surfing the net as easy as watching your favorite television program"

so they're just straight up publicly admitting they want to cable-ize the internet now?

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk_45Cv4o5s


expect to see something like this during soup bowl too

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

its only robots watching ads on the internet http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2014-12-09/robots-not-humans-fake-23-of-web-video-ad-views-study-finds

the beautiful thing is that no one making ads cares cause views is the only metric they measure. the future is a bradbury-esque utopia where robots make ads for other robots

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
the entire industry top to bottom relies on the mutual agreement that no one peers behind the curtain.

as long as no one does, everyone gets to keep making claims about the incredible value they've generated for each other

pagancow gets to win emmys and nbc gets to produce snl

don't gently caress with the system man

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

as long as buying stuff can distract me from the waiting void, i dont care

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
consumerism is the void

it's not waiting, you're in it.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


pagancow posted:

this is a real tough ad to avoid if you watch....just bout anything
pretty easy to avoid ads entirely, actually

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
define easy as it pertains to someone living in the first/second/third world

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