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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Two Finger posted:

what's the story behind :vince:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4va0yanY_z4

It's spliced from an "interview" Vince McMahon took.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI1DcUuBy5k

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TheKlontz
Jan 7, 2009
Whats up shitheads?! Im a piece of poo poo e5, active army. Im fat and a pt failure. My natural ets is like fuckin October but if i get kicked out for either of my two hosed up piece of poo poo flags I could get out asap. When one gets the boot for being either a fat piece of poo poo or a weak rear end piece of poo poo does said one retain their benefits? Keep in mind I have almost 7 years in, completed my first contract and made the mistake of reenlisting down range for that sweet rear end tax free bonus. FTA but thanks for all the free money.

TheKlontz
Jan 7, 2009
Also Win-T Inc2 is the loving poo poo!

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

TheKlontz posted:

Whats up shitheads?! Im a piece of poo poo e5, active army. Im fat and a pt failure. My natural ets is like fuckin October but if i get kicked out for either of my two hosed up piece of poo poo flags I could get out asap. When one gets the boot for being either a fat piece of poo poo or a weak rear end piece of poo poo does said one retain their benefits? Keep in mind I have almost 7 years in, completed my first contract and made the mistake of reenlisting down range for that sweet rear end tax free bonus. FTA but thanks for all the free money.

general discharge iirc

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

general discharge iirc

It can go either way depending on how much your command hates you. My discharge says weight control failure, mostly because my MSgt was trying to get me kicked out for malingering because it took a navy doctor a goddamn year to figure out why my left foot was double the goddamn size of my other foot. I had to dispute my general discharge and take it up with my CO and wound up dragging half my shop into that mess as witnesses.

In retrospect I should have been put on a med board but I took my honorable discharge and got the gently caress out because gently caress dealing with that lovely loving leadership.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Bolow posted:

gently caress leadership

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Shitbags itt.

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

Master Bateman posted:

Shitbags itt.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

You know what keeps blowing my mind? Asians with Australian accents. :psyduck:

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Two Finger posted:

what's the story behind :vince:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3484928&pagenumber=80#lastpost

This helpful thread in PYF also exists for your reading pleasure.

terrez
Mar 20, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgozRTq8M_U

yeaaaaa

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Master Bateman posted:

You know what keeps blowing my mind? Asian chicks with Australian accents. :pervert:

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ya3OS4bEj8

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAbq2jgw6y8

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Zeris fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Jan 27, 2015

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1887824999/squatting-dog?ref=category

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Made their goal with 66 hours remaining.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.















KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Master Bateman posted:

You know what keeps blowing my mind? Asians with British accents. :vince:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

noice

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
some good boobs and butts today

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

idk why this isn't here


MassivelyBuckNegro posted:



I want to believe


:eyepop:

http://instagram.com/claire_abbott/

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Jan 27, 2015

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
People like to poo poo on fake titties, but god drat if they aren't amazing.

gently caress the haters.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

They've really come a long way. Reference - mia khalifa

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Is Mia khalifa instantly dead if she ever steps foot back in the middle east?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Cole posted:

Is Mia khalifa instantly dead if she ever steps foot back in the middle east?

Raped, then dead.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Nah it'll be like the end of Game of Thrones Season 3 except instead of holding her up and shouting "MEE-SA!" they'll flip up their pajamas, grab their dirt-dicks, and feverishly beat away until they come to know true peace amid salt-soaked sand dunes, a people united in the feral humility of shared vinegar strokes.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
TAKBIRS AND THICK STRINGY JIZZ-BLASTS FROM CAIRO TO TEHRAN

ALLAHU ACKBAR


ALLAHU ACKBAR

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

still would

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

beanieson posted:

still would



hahah

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones


:stonklol:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

keep going, I'm getting close

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

quote:

I made a point of not naming or identifying the Squatting Dog because I would like you to think of it as your own pet, not just a toy figurine. I would like all owners to name their Squatting Dog and create their own stories about his or her background. But the only starting point I can give you is that your Squatting Dog was made and born in Japan.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av



beanieson fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Jan 28, 2015

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Victor Vermis posted:

TAKBIRS AND THICK STRINGY JIZZ-BLASTS FROM CAIRO TO TEHRAN

ALLAHU ACKBAR


ALLAHU ACKBAR

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Fuckin everdread basically ending the thread in the first page, god drat. I need to think of a good idea for that one.

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