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Neddy Seagoon posted:When you concentrate food you unleash its awesome power, I'm told. That's why I'm compressing five pounds of spaghetti into one handy, mouth-size bar. ...  Hospital, please.
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Root Bear! The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughin' at me!
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IMJack posted:That's why I'm compressing five pounds of spaghetti into one handy, mouth-size bar. IMJack, have you been up all night eating American Cheese?
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:IMJack, have you been up all night eating American Cheese? I think I'm blind.
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Senior Woodchuck posted:I think I'm blind. That marijuana's medicinal. Without it, I could go even blinder!
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The Nastier Nate posted:That marijuana's medicinal. Without it, I could go even blinder! You even get a prescription bong! You can choose the skull or the wizard. *chuckles*
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Jan 26, 2015 15:25
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PT6A posted:You even get a prescription bong! You can choose the skull or the wizard. Catchr's not here man!
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The Nastier Nate posted:That marijuana's medicinal. Without it, I could go even blinder! I'm jamming. Jamming. I hope you like jamming too.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I'm jamming. Jamming. I hope you like jamming too. Does this family know any songs that aren't commercials?
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Jan 26, 2015 21:38
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:Does this family know any songs that aren't commercials? I feel like chicken tonight!
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Jan 26, 2015 22:02
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Deviant posted:I feel like chicken tonight! Steak?
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Jan 27, 2015 00:15
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Monday_ posted:Steak? Pork chop night will now be chub night.
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And now, here's your Action Anchor, Kent Brockman. [jumping in, panting] Hello, I'm Kent Brockman! Our top stories tonight: a tremendous explosion in the price of lumber, President Reagan dyes...his hair, plus Garry Trudeau and his new musical comedy revue. But first! Let's check the death count from the killer storm bearing down on us like a shotgun full of snow.
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Do over Ham posted:[jumping in, panting] Hello, I'm Kent Brockman! Nod suggestively. Yes six, count em, six gorgeous ladies just dying. For your leers and cat calls. Yowza, yowza.
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Jan 27, 2015 01:23
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Nod suggestively. Yes six, count em, six gorgeous ladies just dying. For your leers and cat calls. Yowza, yowza. Can I see your copy of Swank CharlieFoxtrot?
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Senior Woodchuck posted:I think I'm blind.
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Jan 27, 2015 03:09
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Stupid bug. You go squish now. 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Nod suggestively. Yes six, count em, six gorgeous ladies just dying. For your leers and cat calls. Yowza, yowza. Get ready for exciting quarter-mile action at the Springfield Dragway. It'll be motorized mayhem mayhem mayhem. Do we need all those "mayhems"? We do. All right, fair enough. I suppose you know your business.
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Mister Kingdom posted:Stupid bug. You go squish now. Oh, I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
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TMMadman posted:Pork chop night will now be chub night. Steak?
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Elmo knows where you live! It's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, so to answer your question...
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Nod suggestively. Yes six, count em, six gorgeous ladies just dying. For your leers and cat calls. Yowza, yowza. Is this about that porno? Look, I was a little nervous that day, but I can assure you I am all man!
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Jan 27, 2015 09:27
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Roads closed, pipes frozen, albinos...virtually invisible. The Weather Service has upgraded Springfield's blizzard from "Winter Wonderland" to a "Class 3 Kill-Storm"!
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Elmo knows where you live! Hired goons?
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Monday_ posted:Steak? Nah, nah, let me level with you, Monday_: that's just our name for bottom-feeding suction eel.
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jscolon2.0 posted:It's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, so to answer your question... Wait! I need closure on that anecdote.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Nah, nah, let me level with you, Monday_: that's just our name for bottom-feeding suction eel. Lady, you disgust me.
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Do over Ham posted:Roads closed, pipes frozen, albinos...virtually invisible. The Weather Service has upgraded Springfield's blizzard from "Winter Wonderland" to a "Class 3 Kill-Storm"! *dances in conga line* Caucas, caucas, caucas!
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Wait! I need closure on that anecdote. My god you're greasy...
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Do over Ham posted:Roads closed, pipes frozen, albinos...virtually invisible. The Weather Service has upgraded Springfield's blizzard from "Winter Wonderland" to a "Class 3 Kill-Storm"! Fire! Man's oldest foe. Insatiable; remorseless; unquenchable.
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PT6A posted:*dances in conga line* Caucas, caucas, caucas! I've said it before and I'll say it again - democracy simply does not work.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:I've said it before and I'll say it again - democracy simply does not work. election in November election in November
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IMJack posted:Fire! Man's oldest foe. Insatiable; remorseless; unquenchable. Oh! The song, the song! When a fire starts to burn, there's a lesson you must learn. Something, something, then you'll see, you'll avoid catastrophe! D'oh!
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Oh! The song, the song! When a fire starts to burn, there's a lesson you must learn. Something, something, then you'll see, you'll avoid catastrophe! D'oh! 
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We'll see each other again, right? :bigtran:
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Okay, half of you vibrate that way, two of you fall down. AlliedBiscuit, you just spin around in a circle.
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IMJack posted:Fire! Man's oldest foe. Insatiable; remorseless; unquenchable. Ah, fire! Scourge of Prometheus! Toaster of marshmallows!  Eradicator of deadwood...
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PT6A posted:*dances in conga line* Caucas, caucas, caucas! Take me to the ho-tel! My hands are on a guy's-rear end! Boy, this dude must work-out!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Take me to the ho-tel! Well.... I'm flunking math, and the other day I was a little attracted to Drink-Mix Man.
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