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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Fat Lowtax posted:

Smackdown is worse than RAW and Impact.

counterpoint you can read the spoilers and decide if its worth watching or not

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Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

smackdown is raw but an hour shorter therefore it's better than raw

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Smackdown usually has very solid wrestling, longer matches, and has its promos micromanaged less than Raw with fewer lengthy segments because they get to try out new stuff. If all you care about is plot advancement fine, but Smackdown is often the better wrestling show if you're into that sort of thing.

tag youre fat
Aug 16, 2013

C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin
Smackdown doesn't begin with 20 minute promo segments,that alone makes it better than Raw

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Look if I had extra time to watch an irrelevant wrestling show I'd watch Lucha Underground before I'd watch Smackdown.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



sportsgenius86 posted:

Impact also has a really big ironically entertaining factor 75% of the time whereas Raw is often just dull as gently caress.

WWE has also existed for 50 years; they should be beyond making these kinds of mistakes.

IronCladBurrito
Aug 11, 2002

Excuse me, is this where the bitches are found?



Great White Hope posted:

If I sit down to watch a full Raw, I will be miserable for approximately 3 hours.

If I sit down to watch a full Impact, I will be miserable for approximately 2 hours and can spend the extra hour doing something that makes me not miserable.

If you watch Raw on Hulu, you will be miserable for 90 minutes. That's a steep discount on misery.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

triplexpac posted:

Look if I had extra time to watch an irrelevant wrestling show I'd watch Lucha Underground before I'd watch Smackdown.

Yeah. I'm sure Smackdown's probably a better paced and more enjoyable show but one big WWE weekly show is the most I want to watch and Raw is much more important for building storylines.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
Have there been amusing things said about Bully Ray being in the rumble or did he become an unperson when he left TNA

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Have they ever been remotely positive about anyone after they left WWE? Plus he just gave an interview talking about how WWE was always his home so I'll assume he's totally disowned at this point

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Just throw at dart at this article's comments section and you'll hit something that fits here. Considering the subject matter I wouldn't be surprised if the guy who called us all fools before posting a banme in the discussion thread a couple weeks ago is there somewhere.

It's made even more unreadable by the fact that UPROXX's comments system is from 2004 or something, so whenever someone gets banned or a comment gets deleted, the whole thread of comments connected to it collapses and scatters everywhere.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Delsaber posted:

Just throw at dart at this article's comments section and you'll hit something that fits here. Considering the subject matter I wouldn't be surprised if the guy who called us all fools before posting a banme in the discussion thread a couple weeks ago is there somewhere.

It's made even more unreadable by the fact that UPROXX's comments system is from 2004 or something, so whenever someone gets banned or a comment gets deleted, the whole thread of comments connected to it collapses and scatters everywhere.

Sramaker posting a banme after wildin about GamerGate was one of the greatest moments in posting on this forum

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.
i'm editing this out for your own good

Somebody fucked around with this message at 07:06 on Jan 28, 2015

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

what

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


i don't know what that was but i didn't like it and it's gone now

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

HulkaMatt posted:

i don't know what that was but i didn't like it and it's gone now

I liked it

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Skunkrocker posted:

i'm editing this out for your own good

:iiam:

Anyway, this amused me:



I'm not sure if the idea that Lockdown could do 700k buys or the idea that that will then lead to over a million regular viewers is more space cadet.

Also in this conversation was another discussion of how Prograps Unlimited is intentionally misreporting ratings yet again because people don't know how to read. Also, the only reaction to Bubba I managed to find was someone scoffing over a tweet that he's experience a surge of popularity since being in the Rumble and how he's kidding himself if he thinks he'll be more popular outside TNA, and also to ENJOY THE MIDCARD LOL.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Pretty sure Lockdown will just be an episode of Impact because TNA can't afford to do PPV anymore.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I think the Lockdown episode was even already taped. These people don't even bother to regularly keep track of the thing they can't stop defending.

Chortles
Dec 29, 2008
If it was the February 6 episode, then yeah I vaguely recall it already being taped with spoilers revealed.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


I think he's claiming views not buys

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


500 kids watched TNA this week. TNA is back, baby!

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Some new gems from wwesucks. Logic dictates that the people who post there are junior high age, but my heart tells me its more like mid-30's aged neckbeards.

Anonymous posted:

2014-12-18 08:13
This crap is CRAPP! Simple! If you place the realm of reality, inwitch WWE is unaware of, over the realm sports ent, you'll come to notice something. The McMahons (& Carter) are the Illuminati, & Cena is Hollywood, the celebirty the illuminati use as a puppet to lure our children into eating rat poison. "Come children, look, I got candy for you. Good little zombie, eat the candy now, & dont the candyman. No! Dont eat me, I'm the candyman. No, little Jimmy! No cookies for you, only gumballs & lolipops." Who's smarter? Hollywood John Cena or the zombie children?

A treatise on the legitimacy of professional wrestling as a sport:

Anonymous posted:

Watching wrestling is like watching gay porn
1 Name: Anonymous : 2015-01-06 23:51
Two fat guys humping each other for five minutes isn't a sport, please get a life you dimwits.
2 Name: Anonymous : 2015-01-13 03:28
ham fists
3 Name: Anonymous : 2015-01-17 13:41
Because wrestling is for degenerates.

Shut it down, goons, we've been made!

quote:

from the thread Gay Cena Sucks and so does WWE suck too
6 Name: Anonymous : 2015-01-06 23:49
what kind of human being watches wrestling any how?
7 Name: Anonymous : 2015-01-09 18:27
Authority made show is suck!!
8 Name: Anonymous : 2015-01-13 03:31
>>6-7
I seen this thread posted on some trashy wrestling site, the posters here are taking the pissing, fake thread.
9 Name: Anonymous : 2015-01-16 23:28
>>8
not that forum full queers called bodybuilding (gay) com.
10 Name: Anonymous : 2015-01-25 01:21
>>9
Nope it was that somethingawful forum where the 4chan queers go after getting banned.

The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012

quote:

>>9
Nope it was that somethingawful forum where the 4chan queers go after getting banned.

My cover is blown!

Luchadork
Feb 18, 2010

Take a look at the masked man
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
Chris Benoit killed his family
Hey, woah, 4chan is where you go after you get banned from SA and you run out of :10bux:

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I've been banned from a hundred sites and I'll be banned from a hundred more fore I'm through.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


I HAVE been banned from bodybuilding(gay)com though.

Calves too small :smith:

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Spaces and parentheses in domain names? This really is the future!

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


super macho dude posted:

Some new gems from wwesucks. Logic dictates that the people who post there are junior high age, but my heart tells me its more like mid-30's aged neckbeards.

That first one is fantastic.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
bodybuilding (gay) com gives me a 404 please help me goons

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

On TNA's return to the Impact Zone:

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

There's a lot of delusion on that forum but Jesus Christ that has to take the cake for the most delusional thing I've ever read from there.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


NomDePlume_ is the goddamn best :allears:

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

sportsgenius86 posted:

There's a lot of delusion on that forum but Jesus Christ that has to take the cake for the most delusional thing I've ever read from there.

See, AJ, Hogan, and Sting leaving had nothing to do with them wanting out. In fact, it was Dixie's brilliant financial acumen to save the company from certain disaster.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Steal this advice Dixie

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Gorilla marketing

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

TNA to buy PWG in 2015, ruin it in a week

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




flashy_mcflash posted:

Gorilla marketing

Will you stop?!

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
A cute girl giving me beer and hot dogs would do more to help TNA's image in my eyes than anything else they could do. I say go for it.

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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


That second one is something TNA did and pissed off everyone they worked with.

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