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Slow Motion posted:I'm alive. Nicaragua was great. Failed MLC a second time. poo poo got real after returning to seatown. I'm getting back on the budget bandwagon. Details to follow. If this isn't baller, I don't know what is.
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Slow Motion posted:I'm alive. Nicaragua was great. Failed MLC a second time. poo poo got real after returning to seatown. I'm getting back on the budget bandwagon. Details to follow. I didn't realize the trip was so soon. That really was an impulsive trip my god. You're still an rear end in a top hat Slow Motion.
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Jan 28, 2015 16:48
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I don't understand how you failed your actuarial exam, you spent so much money on drugs for the opera  also is it really a bandwagon if you're doing the thing that you said you were going to do in the op of your own thread that you started for the purpose of doing that thing
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Jan 28, 2015 16:49
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I'm going to Seattle in April for a conference. Slow Motion will you still have a job then.
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Jan 28, 2015 16:50
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pig slut lisa posted:I'm going to Seattle in April for a conference. Slow Motion will you still have a job then. Bring him some socks. I hear homeless people really need dry socks.
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Jan 28, 2015 16:51
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Ainsley McTree posted:I don't understand how you failed your actuarial exam, you spent so much money on drugs for the opera He didn't budget his supply out and didn't have any for the test.
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Jan 28, 2015 16:52
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a worthy uhh posted:Since I won the 2015 toxx, I'm putting up another. Halfway there!
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Jan 28, 2015 16:53
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No way is he gonna be debt free by July.
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Jan 28, 2015 16:55
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Good poo poo OP.
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Jan 28, 2015 16:57
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Goddammit slomo
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Jan 28, 2015 16:58
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SarutosZero posted:After he loses his job at least he still has his car so he can FTFY.
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Jan 28, 2015 16:58
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How are you so loving bad at studying?
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Jan 28, 2015 17:07
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Armacham posted:How are you so loving bad at studying? Well to be fair to slo mo he would need to actually study to be bad at it.
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Jan 28, 2015 17:09
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Loooooooooollllll
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Jan 28, 2015 17:20
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[Tell] Me about taking two actuarial tests or whatever so I can take Slomo's job. But really.
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Jan 28, 2015 17:23
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From poverty you came and to poverty you shall return
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Jan 28, 2015 17:26
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If everyone pisses in the well long enough it will fill up and SloMo can swim to safety.
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Jan 28, 2015 17:27
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In fairness, I'm pretty sure the actuarial exams are actually genuinely really difficult, "your life is now devoted to studying until exams are over if you want a career as an actuary" affairs. But it seems like slo mo isn't putting anything close to that level of effort into preparing for them, hence his failing and everybody else's total lack of surprise about it.
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Jan 28, 2015 17:29
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I guessed he was laid off. So this is positive news.
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Jan 28, 2015 17:36
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Ainsley McTree posted:In fairness, I'm pretty sure the actuarial exams are actually genuinely really difficult, "your life is now devoted to studying until exams are over if you want a career as an actuary" affairs. He'll be ok once the sweet, sweet royalties from the novel about his life start coming in. I wonder what the title of this chapter will be? "Ballin' on a Budget"?
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Jan 28, 2015 17:38
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Slow Motion: A study in impulsively snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
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Jan 28, 2015 17:39
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Neophyte posted:Some predictions:  Slow Motion, we need a detailed And what's your budget for the Super Bowl this weekend?
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Jan 28, 2015 17:43
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IllegallySober posted:And what's your budget for the Super Bowl this weekend? That's a good one
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Jan 28, 2015 17:52
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E-Money posted:If everyone pisses in the well long enough it will fill up and SloMo can swim to safety. Guys, should I dive? I'm going to dive.
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Jan 28, 2015 17:56
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Nail Rat posted:That's a good one Can you imagine what an uber is going to run him after the game gets over? It has got to be a crazy amount.
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Jan 28, 2015 17:57
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All jokes aside, I'm curious as to what happened during his sitdown, and why he suddenly is determined to budget. Did they threaten his job? Tell him no more bonuses? He's always been pretty dismissive of potential job loss, saying that he'd just find another job within a couple of weeks. So why the panic now?
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Jan 28, 2015 18:03
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Maybe they put out a billboard saying how bad Slow Motion is.
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Jan 28, 2015 18:16
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Saw 37 new posts and I knew SloMo returned.  I can't wait to hear what follows but I suspect we won't hear from him until after the Super Bowl.
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Jan 28, 2015 18:18
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April posted:All jokes aside, I'm curious as to what happened during his sitdown, and why he suddenly is determined to budget. Did they threaten his job? Tell him no more bonuses? He's always been pretty dismissive of potential job loss, saying that he'd just find another job within a couple of weeks. So why the panic now? He's working pro bono from now on. Punishment for being a butt.
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Jan 28, 2015 18:20
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sellouts posted:I guessed he was laid off. So this is positive news. We don't technically know that he hasn't yet.
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Jan 28, 2015 18:25
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Transmogrifier posted:Saw 37 new posts and I knew SloMo returned. 41 posts "Oh I guess slowmo came in and admitted to failing"
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Jan 28, 2015 18:26
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April posted:All jokes aside, I'm curious as to what happened during his sitdown, and why he suddenly is determined to budget. Did they threaten his job? Tell him no more bonuses? He's always been pretty dismissive of potential job loss, saying that he'd just find another job within a couple of weeks. So why the panic now? There was no sitdown. He had a SITTING which is code for "sat my rear end in a chair and failed my exam" but it doesn't mean that he got back from Nicaragua and his boss sat him down and told him he is on thin ice.
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Jan 28, 2015 18:28
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April posted:All jokes aside, I'm curious as to what happened during his sitdown, and why he suddenly is determined to budget. Did they threaten his job? Tell him no more bonuses? He's always been pretty dismissive of potential job loss, saying that he'd just find another job within a couple of weeks. So why the panic now? That's not really true. I'm an FSA and a consultant. Like all things, it's a competitive market. If you want to live in a good place (NYC, Boston, whatever) you need to be outstanding. Getting fired from a consulting job would be a pretty big blow because consulting gigs won't fire you for exam performance if you're a great consultant. If he had an ASA he could probably find a job quickly but it would be in Iowa or something.
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Jan 28, 2015 18:29
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April posted:All jokes aside, I'm curious as to what happened during his sitdown, and why he suddenly is determined to budget. Did they threaten his job? Tell him no more bonuses? He's always been pretty dismissive of potential job loss, saying that he'd just find another job within a couple of weeks. So why the panic now? lol if you believed for one second he was going to budget, or took his "poo poo got real" panic seriously (hint: he doesn't)
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Jan 28, 2015 18:36
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paperchaseguy posted:lol if you believed for one second he was going to budget, or took his "poo poo got real" panic seriously (hint: he doesn't) No, I don't believe he's going to budget, but I do think he's worried. Otherwise, he'd be in here bragging about all the balling he did in Nicaragua, complete with nut-punchingly douchetastic photos. It sounds like he got some kind of warning that he's taking seriously. I could be wrong.
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Jan 28, 2015 18:44
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lmao what a poo poo-for-brains
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Jan 28, 2015 18:55
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Slomo if you want to pass your test you have to study but first you have to stop drinking leaded alcohol out of those loving decanters.
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Jan 28, 2015 19:00
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Wait, I misread seatown as sitdown, so it's also possible that he's still like "eh, no worries on the job front" but blew his budget to poo poo (more than usual) on vacation.
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He should also probably drop his monthly drug budget so that at least a few brain cells make it out alive
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