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burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Dad is a bigger loser than his son.

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Dyna Soar posted:

he does though, he thinks his son crying over poo poo he thinks is trivial is a sign of weakness but at the same time admits that those thoughts are his own weakness. carefully read the op again or maybe stop posting

no it says he thinks himself weak for NOT punching his loving son

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
the fact that this dude is divorced is evidence enough that he's a failed human being. no wonder he hosed up his kid

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Cnut the Great posted:

the fact that this dude is divorced is evidence enough that he's a failed human being. no wonder he hosed up his kid

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Cnut the Great posted:

the fact that this dude is divorced is evidence enough that he's a failed human being. no wonder he hosed up his kid

pretty much

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Fojar38 posted:

no it says he thinks himself weak for NOT punching his loving son

well poo poo, i guess you could read it like that. now that's p. hosed up. we need reddit dad to clarify this here

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Business Gorillas posted:

what's wizardchan? is that 4chan but everyone's a virgin?
basically

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Cnut the Great posted:

the fact that this dude is divorced is evidence enough that he's a failed human being. no wonder he hosed up his kid

Basically. This Dad dropped the ball hard and now he's running to reddit to cry about how his son is a loving dork when it's entirely this dad's fault. Kid will probably turn out fine despite having poo poo parents though. Hang in there, little dude.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Business Gorillas posted:

what's wizardchan? is that 4chan but everyone's a virgin?

they ban you if they find out you've ever had sex

this is not a fakepost

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

burritolingus posted:

Basically. This Dad dropped the ball hard and now he's running to reddit to cry about how his son is a loving dork when it's entirely this dad's fault. Kid will probably turn out fine despite having poo poo parents though. Hang in there, little dude.

it's a teensy bit the kids fault too

DGib
Jan 22, 2010

burritolingus posted:

Basically. This Dad dropped the ball hard and now he's running to reddit to cry about how his son is a loving dork when it's entirely this dad's fault. Kid will probably turn out fine despite having poo poo parents though. Hang in there, little dude.

how fat are you in pounds

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
sensitivity and negative feelings towards being sensory overloaded is a core component of being a sensitive ie withdrawn/shy person.the child in the op is unable to overlook anxiety/fear to enjoy carnie rides which is a very good tell of it. its important to remember that this is a core aspect of 1 out of 5 people born in this world with only psycho substances like lsd or ssris and high social rank can change. imagine if nearly every new high sensory experience is overwhelmed by the negative feelings of anxiety, and overcolor whatever it is your experiencing? it should be easy, especially for goons. this also shows why parental direction towards adult life is very important, since anxiety colors nearly every experience negatively, how could you possibly know what you want to dedicate your times for? well, aside from your ritual (videogames) that is.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

afeelgoodpoop posted:

sensitivity and negative feelings towards being sensory overloaded is a core component of being a sensitive ie withdrawn/shy person.the child in the op is unable to overlook anxiety/fear to enjoy carnie rides which is a very good tell of it. its important to remember that this is a core aspect of 1 out of 5 people born in this world with only psycho substances like lsd or ssris and high social rank can change. imagine if nearly every new high sensory experience is overwhelmed by the negative feelings of anxiety, and overcolor whatever it is your experiencing? it should be easy, especially for goons. this also shows why parental direction towards adult life is very important, since anxiety colors nearly every experience negatively, how could you possibly know what you want to dedicate your times for? well, aside from your ritual (videogames) that is.

time to clear out the basement

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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afeelgoodpoop posted:

sensitivity and negative feelings towards being sensory overloaded is a core component of being a sensitive ie withdrawn/shy person.the child in the op is unable to overlook anxiety/fear to enjoy carnie rides which is a very good tell of it. its important to remember that this is a core aspect of 1 out of 5 people born in this world with only psycho substances like lsd or ssris and high social rank can change. imagine if nearly every new high sensory experience is overwhelmed by the negative feelings of anxiety, and overcolor whatever it is your experiencing? it should be easy, especially for goons. this also shows why parental direction towards adult life is very important, since anxiety colors nearly every experience negatively, how could you possibly know what you want to dedicate your times for? well, aside from your ritual (videogames) that is.

this is what ive been saying

he has an anxiety disorder or some poo poo and it all adds up if his dad is actually telling the truth

he would probably know it too if he did stuff like talked to the kids teachers or something but that would require actually taking an interest in his kids life beyond obligatory custody visits

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Seems like we need some reasonable restrictions of video game consumption, namely a blanket ban, so that the males of our species can make something of themselves and not be garbage dicks.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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really wanna see a counterpoint written by the mom

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

imagine the guilt and shame you must feel seeing your fat lazy geeky son, knowing that you produced it, from your own genes. it'd be like looking in a mirror. a failure as a father

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Dyna Soar posted:

it's a teensy bit the kids fault too

He didn't choose his dumbass dad though.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

burritolingus posted:

He didn't choose his dumbass dad though.

are you saying you can raise up a kid to be anything you want because i assure you thats not the case

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Look at this poo poo dad trying to start parenting 13 years too late. "I just don't know how my son ended up like this abloo blah bloo!"

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

every 13 year old is a loser

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Dyna Soar posted:

are you saying you can raise up a kid to be anything you want because i assure you thats not the case

No I'm saying this dude clearly hosed his up though.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

gigawhite posted:

every 13 year old is a loser

kid in the op sounds like the runt of the loser litter

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Zombies' Downfall posted:

they ban you if they find out you've ever had sex

this is not a fakepost

......I'm litsening

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

burritolingus posted:

No I'm saying this dude clearly hosed his up though.

parenting isn't everything sometimes kids just grow up hosed you know

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

gigawhite posted:

every 13 year old is a loser

actually, im 13 and cool as heck, bitch.

Hesh Ballantine
Feb 13, 2012
that kid will be the next adam lanza if that bad dad doesnt seriously beat the baby out of him soon

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Dyna Soar posted:

are you saying you can raise up a kid to be anything you want because i assure you thats not the case

if you're saying the son is somehow genetically predisposed to being a goon then this still isn't his fault :confused:

nature or nurture the blame lies totally on fuckup redditor divorcee dad who made and raised protogoon son

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Dyna Soar posted:

parenting isn't everything sometimes kids just grow up hosed you know

No doubt but this dude hosed up on parenting. Evidence: "bawwww my kid is a dork reddit bawwww"

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Hesh Ballantine posted:

that kid will be the next adam lanza if that bad dad doesnt seriously beat the baby out of him soon

remember those news stories that occasionally pop up about a double shooting at the local suburb where a guy shoots his parents and then kills himself

usually that started with someone trying to beat the baby out of them

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

The Mad Archivist posted:

if you're saying the son is somehow genetically predisposed to being a goon then this still isn't his fault :confused:

nature or nurture the blame lies totally on fuckup redditor divorcee dad who made and raised protogoon son


well i've known brothers with one well adjusted, normal brother and one like described in the op so i guess sometimes ppl can just go wrong you know

like, all serial killers didn't have a lovely childhood altho yeah it's more common that they did

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Dyna Soar posted:

are you saying you can raise up a kid to be anything you want because i assure you thats not the case

I am raising my kid to be a seven foot long pole with a clawlike appendage that I can use to get a frisbee off of my roof that has been down there for half a decade now.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
LMAO goons are literally diagnosing and agreeing on a kid's mental disorders through a short post the dad made.

yep, we're officially back to tumblr-GBS

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

a bone to pick posted:

LMAO goons are literally diagnosing and agreeing on a kid's mental disorders through a short post the dad made.

yep, we're officially back to tumblr-GBS

here is my diagnosis of the kid: I bet he owns

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
"I thought my son'd 'Sandy Hook' by now, ya know? All he does is play video games and watch anime. Where's the dead toddlers, Jess? I thought I raised you better," lamented area father, deep in the rye.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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kids are like tamagochis sometimes you just get bad rng you see

Hesh Ballantine
Feb 13, 2012

Fojar38 posted:

remember those news stories that occasionally pop up about a double shooting at the local suburb where a guy shoots his parents and then kills himself

usually that started with someone trying to beat the baby out of them

didnt beat the kid hard enough/often enough so all parties involved deserve death

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

a bone to pick posted:

LMAO goons are literally diagnosing and agreeing on a kid's mental disorders through a short post the dad made.

more like posting their own

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

a bone to pick posted:

LMAO goons are literally diagnosing and agreeing on a kid's mental disorders through a short post the dad made.

yep, we're officially back to tumblr-GBS

Quick go cry about it to a reddit hugbox like this dad.

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
^^^^^

a bone to pick posted:

LMAO goons are literally diagnosing and agreeing on a kid's mental disorders through a short post the dad made.

yep, we're officially back to tumblr-GBS

what'd you think the japanese cartoon ban was for, dude?

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