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when I was 13 a friend thought it would be funny to convince a girl to grind on me at a middle school dance. my reaction was to push her off and run away. nobody survives being 13
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gigawhite posted:when I was 13 a friend thought it would be funny to convince a girl to grind on me at a middle school dance. my reaction was to push her off and run away. nobody survives being 13 did it make you cry though
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Jan 28, 2015 21:53
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I am raising my kid to viciously attack "the man" using his fists, and feet, in that hilarious dancey way you used to see Donald Duck fight, before he got "updated" and turned all grimdark and realistic and they made his nephews grow up and get teen problems and boners.
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Jan 28, 2015 21:53
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gigawhite posted:when I was 13 a friend thought it would be funny to convince a girl to grind on me at a middle school dance. my reaction was to push her off and run away. nobody survives being 13 hello goons.txt
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Jan 28, 2015 21:53
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gigawhite posted:when I was 13 a friend thought it would be funny to convince a girl to grind on me at a middle school dance. my reaction was to push her off and run away. nobody survives being 13 This needs its own thread.
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Jan 28, 2015 21:54
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Kid: Dad... I got a girl pregnant Dad: What the gently caress were you thinking Kid: Well at least I'm not a bitchmade pussy Dad *makes "not bad face"*
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Jan 28, 2015 21:55
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gigawhite posted:when I was 13 a friend thought it would be funny to convince a girl to grind on me at a middle school dance. my reaction was to push her off and run away. nobody survives being 13 its a shame that while you were a 13 year old with the power to convince girl, simply through oratory and rhetoric, to touch and hump your boner, you did not have the mental fortitude to utilize your gift in time.
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Jan 28, 2015 21:56
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a bone to pick posted:LMAO goons are literally diagnosing and agreeing on a kid's mental disorders through a short post the dad made. lmao at you defending some idiot posting about hating his son on the internet.
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kid should hold up a liquor store to get money to buy anime figurines just to make his dads brain crash
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Jan 28, 2015 21:56
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Hesh Ballantine posted:that kid will be the next adam lanza if that bad dad doesnt seriously beat the baby out of him soon should've beat the baby out of his wife when he had the chance
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Jan 28, 2015 21:56
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Heh Looks like that son got r*ddited
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Jan 28, 2015 21:57
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I'd like to volunteer to beat the child
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a bone to pick posted:LMAO goons are literally diagnosing and agreeing on a kid's mental disorders through a short post the dad made. good
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Jan 28, 2015 21:57
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Dyna Soar posted:did it make you cry though i think i cried, went home and played everquest.
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Jan 28, 2015 22:02
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gigawhite posted:when I was 13 a friend thought it would be funny to convince a girl to grind on me at a middle school dance. my reaction was to push her off and run away. nobody survives being 13 Close the thread we're done here
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Jan 28, 2015 22:05
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glorious poo poo
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Jan 28, 2015 22:08
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whoflungpoop posted:glorious poo poo To my fat ,lazy, geeky daughter: stop watching Buffy reruns and just let a dude smash
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Jan 28, 2015 22:10
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gigawhite posted:i think i cried, went home and played everquest. uhh your not allowed to be so overcome with fear of your feelings that you run to your safe space even as a young teen. now you better not cry as i beat the human being out of you!
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Jan 28, 2015 22:13
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a bone to pick posted:dad doesn't want his son to turn into a sensitive, antisocial goon and surprise surprise goons are up in arms about it lol Yeah, pretty much. What I don't understand is why a dad with these 1950s "manliness" hang ups doesn't just sort his kid out. He should be like "you're fat - so we're both going to do some weights, lots of cardio and there will be no more loving cheetos and mountain dew." This will be great for his son, mostly because you can cry while running and not having any cheetos will give him something to cry about.
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Jan 28, 2015 22:15
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Apthous posted:LOL playing a non z axis FPS seriously that kind of human being deserves whatever they get. you can't aim up and down in call of duty?
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Jan 28, 2015 22:16
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afeelgoodpoop posted:uhh your not allowed to be so overcome with fear of your feelings that you run to your safe space even as a young teen. now you better not cry as i beat the human being out of you! lol tell me some more about your *~feelings~* i bet you're in therapy too
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Jan 28, 2015 22:16
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you bet wrong and your shits all retarded
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Jan 28, 2015 22:18
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mental problems and daddy issues ITT
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Jan 28, 2015 22:22
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Read thread, got on all fours Crawled backward out of the thread, meowing the whole way
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Jan 28, 2015 22:23
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Enjoy ball spanking? - Topix https://www.topix.com/forum/news/sex/TTO3NM26R6UOSTTEP Apr 5, 2013 - I love the smack a guy in the balls with my open hand! ... I've found that ball spanking is a better way to punish my son than simply swatting his behind. ... Shaun hates it when I spank his balls but he's so much better behaved.
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Jan 28, 2015 22:23
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"A man should be strong, self-reliant, and physically active", the man said in a distraught open letter to his own son on Reddit
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Zombies' Downfall posted:"A man should be strong, self-reliant, and physically active", the man said in a distraught open letter to his own son on Reddit
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Jan 28, 2015 22:27
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To my fat, lazy, greek son
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Jan 28, 2015 22:29
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ArbitraryC posted:Yeah we've had a bunch of people point out this as if they they don't realize there'd be people complaining about him being an overbearing parent trying to live vicariously through their kid rather than letting them do what they want if he actually did force him to turn off the minecraft. if he forced him to turn off minecraft his son would eventually find some other form of escapism (after trying and failing to get over the fact that his dad forced him to cut off contact with what is probably his only friend) because minecraft is a symptom and not a cause
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Jan 28, 2015 22:32
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serious norman posted:To my fat, lazy, greek son Dionysus apologizes for nothing!
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Jan 28, 2015 22:33
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Enjoy ball spanking? - Topix GJ mom setting Shaun up for a life time of BDSM and mommy issues.
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Jan 28, 2015 22:33
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Blaming yourself for the state of your fat mongoloid son is the least manly thing you could do.
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Jan 28, 2015 22:34
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB9SL-mZtVY
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Jan 28, 2015 22:36
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Fojar38 posted:if he forced him to turn off minecraft his son would eventually find some other form of escapism (after trying and failing to get over the fact that his dad forced him to cut off contact with what is probably his only friend) because minecraft is a symptom and not a cause as far as we know minecraft is the symptom of being a loving dork and nothing more
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Jan 28, 2015 22:37
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I'm pretty sure Minecraft now is like a kid of a prior generation playing Mario or Sonic or Pokemon Like the only thing its a symptom of is that he likes the same videogame other kids like
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Jan 28, 2015 22:44
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Minecraft is boring as poo poo.
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Jan 28, 2015 22:45
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a bone to pick posted:You do not know the kid, the father does, you cannot assume this child is fine or not overly sensitive. a bone to pick posted:LMAO goons are literally diagnosing and agreeing on a kid's mental disorders through a short post the dad made.
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Jan 28, 2015 22:46
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I wish my son would get in trouble with the police --- whitest dad ever
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Jan 28, 2015 22:47
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Zombies' Downfall posted:I'm pretty sure Minecraft now is like a kid of a prior generation playing Mario or Sonic or Pokemon back in the day, sitting inside doing nothing but playing those made you a loving dork, too
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Whole generation gap / "kids these days" thing is a load of bullshit. they are doing the same poo poo yall.... http://www.toysrus.com/products/action-figures.jsp
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