NCAA Offseason N/V: Yet Another National Champion From The SEC

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DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Slate Action posted:

Yeah, it's called Georgia Southern when Paul Johnson was there.

that run at 51:52 holy poo poo :jebstare:

# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:24

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# ? May 25, 2024 03:18

mulls: Jul 30, 2013

DJExile posted:

that run at 51:52 holy poo poo

Did you actually watch all of the first hour?

# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:31

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

mulls posted:

Did you actually watch all of the first hour?

dude we'll take all the football bupe and orange drank we can get at this point

# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:39

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

mulls posted:

Did you actually watch all of the first hour?

No, I saw some comment mention it and jumped ahead

# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:42

Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

DJExile posted:

that run at 51:52 holy poo poo

That's one of the greatest runs I've ever seen :stare:

# ? Jan 29, 2015 01:05

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

That's one of the greatest runs I've ever seen .

The stiffarm too, jesus

# ? Jan 29, 2015 01:14

drunk leprechaun: May 7, 2007; sobriety is for the weak and the stupid

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

That's one of the greatest runs I've ever seen .

Had to check it out after seeing someone else go crazy over it. And yeah everyone in this thread needs to look at it. It's amazing stuff.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 01:28

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

DJExile posted:

that run at 51:52 holy poo poo

The Other Adrian Peterson! Fondly remember by all dickheads whose fantasy draft was done auction style. He was a crazy good I-AA player.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 01:28

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Not the first time I've seen the Adrian Peterson 1.0 run but goddamn if it isn't amazing every time

# ? Jan 29, 2015 01:56

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Key & Peele Wacky Football Names Volume 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDp-ABzpRX8

Can't believe they got real players :lol:

Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Jan 29, 2015

# ? Jan 29, 2015 05:47

Strobe: Jun 30, 2014; GW BRAINWORMS CREW

quote:

A.A Ron Rodgers

Jesus I'm dying.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 05:56

The Notorious ZSB: Apr 19, 2004; I SAID WE'RE NOT GONNA BE FUCKING SUCK THIS YEAR!!!

Strobe posted:

Jesus I'm dying.

This was the best joke in the whole segment.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:06

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

DJExile posted:

I'd imagine it's happened to Illinois and Northwestern.

E: ^^^^ lol even better

No matter how bad Northwestern gets, they usually win some dumb big ten game they have no business winning (see, like every game against Iowa).

# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:16

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

I love that not only is Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix the best funny football name ever, he's actually really good so the NFL announcers have to say it all the time.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:15

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

Today I had the pleasure of telling a non-football-fan friend that Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix is indeed a real football player's name.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:17

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Kent State represented in yet another important piece of football history

# ? Jan 29, 2015 09:09

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Pakled posted:

Today I had the pleasure of telling a non-football-fan friend that Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix is indeed a real football player's name.

His first name is technically Ha'sean, that's almost as good though

# ? Jan 29, 2015 12:36

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Strobe posted:

Jesus I'm dying.

For people not familiar with the show, A A Ron is a running bit they do with one of their sketches. It was an awesome callback.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 14:34

Spacemonkey57: Dec 1, 2004

Nothing will ever be as good as Craphonso Thorpe. It's got Crap right in there

# ? Jan 29, 2015 15:20

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

vyst posted:

For people not familiar with the show, A A Ron is a running bit they do with one of their sketches. It was an awesome callback.

I thought I recognized it - is it from the substitute teacher bit?

# ? Jan 29, 2015 15:44

Dilber: Mar 27, 2007; TFLC
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One of Al Golden's slogans for the team next year is "We-Fense"

he literally took the D out of defense. The jokes write themselves at this point.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 15:48

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Seaniqua posted:

I thought I recognized it - is it from the substitute teacher bit?

Yes.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 15:49

vikingstrike: Sep 23, 2007; whats happening, captain

Dilber posted:

One of Al Golden's slogans for the team next year is "We-Fense"

he literally took the D out of defense. The jokes write themselves at this point.

We'dFense

# ? Jan 29, 2015 15:57

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

Crotch Bat posted:

Key & Peele Wacky Football Names Volume 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDp-ABzpRX8

Can't believe they got real players

Yay Clemson finally made one :unsmith:

# ? Jan 29, 2015 16:25

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

2015 ACC schedules have been released.

http://raycomsports.com/sports_labs_docs/m-footbl/2015_m-footbl_schedule-teams.pdf

GT:

code:

Sep. 3  ALCORN STATE (Thurs.)
Sep. 12 TULANE
Sep. 19 at Notre Dame
Sep. 26 at Duke
Oct. 3  NORTH CAROLINA
Oct. 10 at Clemson
Oct. 17 PITT
Oct. 24 FLORIDA STATE
Oct. 31 at Virginia
Nov. 7  OPEN
Nov. 12 VIRGINIA TECH (Thurs.)
Nov. 21 at Miami
Nov. 28 GEORGIA

Two thursday games and one of them being against an FCS team kinda sucks. First time in a while we've had a serious game the week before UGA, too.

Pakled fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Jan 29, 2015

# ? Jan 29, 2015 16:49

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Bye week before GT. VT returns entire 2 deep on DL.

:getin:

e: nicer schedule form

# ? Jan 29, 2015 16:53

kayakyakr: Feb 16, 2004; Kayak is true

Pakled posted:

2015 ACC schedules have been released.

http://raycomsports.com/sports_labs_docs/m-footbl/2015_m-footbl_schedule-teams.pdf

GT:
code:
Sep. 3  ALCORN STATE (Thurs.)
Sep. 12 TULANE
Sep. 19 at Notre Dame
Sep. 26 at Duke
Oct. 3  NORTH CAROLINA
Oct. 10 at Clemson
Oct. 17 PITT
Oct. 24 FLORIDA STATE
Oct. 31 at Virginia
Nov. 7  OPEN
Nov. 12 VIRGINIA TECH (Thurs.)
Nov. 21 at Miami
Nov. 28 GEORGIA
Two thursday games and one of them being against an FCS team kinda sucks. First time in a while we've had a serious game the week before UGA, too.

Kinda get a pass for being the first game of the season on that first Thursday game. Are classes in session by then?

e: Also, ouch. VT and Wake have 3 games where their opponent has a bye week before they play them. At least in VT's case, they get a bye week before one of those opponents. The Atlantic division all get bye weeks before they play Notre Dame.

kayakyakr fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Jan 29, 2015

# ? Jan 29, 2015 16:59

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Hey ACC, we see you creepin' in on our MACtion dates.

Stop it :mad:

# ? Jan 29, 2015 17:00

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

kayakyakr posted:

Kinda get a pass for being the first game of the season on that first Thursday game. Are classes in session by then?

e: Also, ouch. VT and Wake have 3 games where their opponent has a bye week before they play them. At least in VT's case, they get a bye week before one of those opponents. The Atlantic division all get bye weeks before they play Notre Dame.

This has been VT's case for most of its time in the ACC. They had 5 bye week prepped opponents a few years ago. I think there's a rule now that caps it but not sure.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 17:09

The Big Jesus: Oct 29, 2007; #essereFerrari

DJExile posted:

Hey ACC, we see you creepin' in on our MACtion dates.

Stop it

VT has the most Thursday night games of all time with 29. GT is second with 26.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 17:39

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

The Big Jesus posted:

VT has the most Thursday night games of all time with 29. GT is second with 26.

all is forgiven if they sweep the OSU series

# ? Jan 29, 2015 17:43

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Wait, why does VT need to keep doing the work the rest of the country can't? VT gave you all the chance in the world last year not to have OSU in the playoffs and the rest of you hosed it up. :colbert:

# ? Jan 29, 2015 17:44

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

Crotch Bat posted:

Bye week before GT. VT returns entire 2 deep on DL.

e: nicer schedule form

God I hope ND loses to every ACC team they play.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 17:49

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Scarf posted:

God I hope ND loses to every ACC team they play.

They're definitely in tough matchups with Ga. Tech and Clemson. BC could give them trouble too if they're still in decent form next year. They should smoke Pitt and Wake.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 17:57

djdanno13: Apr 20, 2004; Killing Nazi Zombies since June 14 1775

DJExile posted:

They're definitely in tough matchups with Ga. Tech and Clemson. BC could give them trouble too if they're still in decent form next year. They should smoke Pitt and Wake.

They should have smoked NW this year as well but.....

# ? Jan 29, 2015 18:03

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

DJExile posted:

They're definitely in tough matchups with Ga. Tech and Clemson. BC could give them trouble too if they're still in decent form next year. They should smoke Pitt and Wake.

Don't forget UVA. They could totally fall rear end-backwards into a win. Somehow...

# ? Jan 29, 2015 18:05

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Scarf posted:

Don't forget UVA. They could totally fall rear end-backwards into a win. Somehow...

ND does open with Texas and they're hideously prone to looking ahead to future opponents so you may have something there.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 18:09

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

Also, since GT is facing Clemson and FSU in the regular season, we're practically guaranteed a rematch in the championship game if GT wins the Coastal. :v:

# ? Jan 29, 2015 18:21

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

UVA thought it would be a good idea to have an OOC that includes ND, Boise State, and UCLA.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 18:36

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# ? May 25, 2024 03:18

The Notorious ZSB: Apr 19, 2004; I SAID WE'RE NOT GONNA BE FUCKING SUCK THIS YEAR!!!

Crotch Bat posted:

UVA thought it would be a good idea to have an OOC that includes ND, Boise State, and UCLA.

They're really gonna salt the earth with London's coaching career.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 19:05

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