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Fozaldo
Apr 18, 2004

Serenity Now. Serenity Now.
:respek::respek::respek::respek::respek:

Some guys like skinny girls, whats the big deal?

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Marathanes
Jun 13, 2009
Skinny? Don't see any skin on there. Looks pretty bony to me.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
The scary thought is, if a sexdoll that abstract is enough for you to gently caress, you shouldn't need the skeleton. No, the skeleton is there because he wants to gently caress a skeleton.

a7m2
Jul 9, 2012


or, someone made a funny picture

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



Well, she's boned.

And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Well, she's boned.

Pretty screwed up if you ask me.

Maytag
Nov 4, 2006

it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.
It's...it's tied on with balloons.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Diet Sodium
Apr 29, 2009

bone appetit

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
The internet amuses me.

SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


This one is funny but kinda :nws: but just barely

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

davidspackage posted:

The scary thought is, if a sexdoll that abstract is enough for you to gently caress, you shouldn't need the skeleton. No, the skeleton is there because he wants to gently caress a skeleton.

Thanks, Mrs. Skeletal :wiggle:.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Maytag posted:

It's...it's tied on with balloons.

For some reason I find that aspect of it far, far funnier than the fact it's a skeleton with a vagina

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

First thing I thought of was this crime against nature.

Inside bits.



With skin and fur.




Appropriate response.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002



Usual Barb
Aug 27, 2005

pop it and lock it

a7m2 posted:

or, someone made a funny picture

You're giving people on the internet way too much credit.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012


why go for flesh light when you can go flesh free?

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

Say Nothing posted:

First thing I thought of was this crime against nature.

Inside bits.



With skin and fur.




Appropriate response.


...okay um as someone who never saw this before, is that a REAL skeleton or like, a prop?

Please let those bones be props.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


:regd08:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl0G3uH71B8

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

FinalGamer posted:

...okay um as someone who never saw this before, is that a REAL skeleton or like, a prop?

Please let those bones be props.



They are 100%, definitely, for sure, real.

its wood

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Well, she's boned.

Looks like that whore got bonerred.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

FinalGamer posted:

...okay um as someone who never saw this before, is that a REAL skeleton or like, a prop?

Please let those bones be props.



He hand-carved the bones from wood

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




See, every time that gets posted, people say that. The skeleton was carved by the dollmaker for the sake of realism. All 206 bones, anatomically accurate to the point that it looks completely convincing, because he wanted the joints of that stuffed animal to move realistically while he's posing/loving it. There are no in-progress photos of the bones being carved and sanded, no before and after shots of that curiously rusty, bloodlike stain being applied. We only know it's wood because the guy who made it said so.

I understand the innate desire to give the benefit of the doubt when the alternative is so repulsive, but occam's razor still applies.

That's a furry fuckdoll made out of a dead body.

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008
I doubt he carved an accurate stapes.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

RandomFerret posted:

That's a furry fuckdoll made out of a dead body.

Hope is dead on Earth.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


BARONS TINDER DATE Lmao

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Oh hey, skeleton doll guy has a deviantart.

Probably :nws: :nms:

http://gradendine.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

Say Nothing posted:

Oh hey, skeleton doll guy has a deviantart.

Probably :nws: :nms:

http://gradendine.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/



Before I read your post, I thought you were linking that comic you posted with all the butt stuff included.

Snotty By Nature
Sep 11, 2007

thanks mr skeltal

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Say Nothing posted:

Oh hey, skeleton doll guy has a deviantart.

Probably :nws: :nms:

http://gradendine.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/



twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Say Nothing posted:

Oh hey, skeleton doll guy has a deviantart.

Probably :nws: :nms:

http://gradendine.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/



I'm sure that jawbone made out of plexiglass is being put to good use somewhere.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Just keep telling yourself it's made out of plexiglass.

p4vl
Aug 13, 2004

Bunk Rogers posted:

Sam Kinison.

"It never ends!"

a7m2
Jul 9, 2012


Say Nothing posted:

Oh hey, skeleton doll guy has a deviantart.

Probably :nws: :nms:

http://gradendine.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/



a7m2 posted:

or, someone made a funny picture

Okay, I take it back.

SpartanIvy
May 18, 2007
Hair Elf

Data Graham posted:

Just keep telling yourself it's made out of plexiglass.

It does lend credence to the belief that he used real bones for the skeleton. If he had the skills and ability to hand carve wood into exact bone shapes, then why would be make the jaw out of plexiglass?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Splinters?

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

RandomFerret posted:

That's a furry fuckdoll made out of a dead body.

I want to get off Mr Bone's Wild Ride

LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011

Get off on Mr Bone's Wild Ride?

Dynastes
Oct 17, 2008
That is definitely not a real skeleton. The bones are the wrong texture and lack foramen. Wood is a possibility, but most likely it is articulated scientific model.

So some dude donated his body to science so medical students can learn from it and this jackass buys a copy to make his furry fuckdoll more lifelike.

I hope he haunts that shameful fucker.

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Dynastes posted:

That is definitely not a real skeleton. The bones are the wrong texture and lack foramen. Wood is a possibility, but most likely it is articulated scientific model.

So some dude donated his body to science so medical students can learn from it and this jackass buys a copy to make his furry fuckdoll more lifelike.

I hope he haunts that shameful fucker.

Wood is definitely more than a possibility in this case

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