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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
It would have been my greatest impulse to have high-fived him and been like, "Woops! That wasn't what you were asking for, Adolf!"

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
0_o




I am really, really, realllllllllly high right now.




yay!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

0_o




I am really, really, realllllllllly high right now.




yay!

Congrats!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

0_o




I am really, really, realllllllllly high right now.




yay!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
My nephew just asked me for help with a homework problem.

"The amount of profit and the number of coupon books sold during the school band's fundraiser are in a proportional linear relationship with slope 3.25. Interpret the slope."

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mr. Nice! posted:

My nephew just asked me for help with a homework problem.

"The amount of profit and the number of coupon books sold during the school band's fundraiser are in a proportional linear relationship with slope 3.25. Interpret the slope."

:catdrugs:

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Each coupon book sold is a $3.25 profit? They left out the units so it sounds hella weird.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
That's the entire question. It seems like it's missing a few pieces.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Mr. Nice! posted:

That's the entire question. It seems like it's missing a few pieces.

https://www.khanacademy.org/math/cc...lationships-ex1

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Well, a linear relationship is y=a*x+b where a is the slope, implying that for every [unit] of coupon books sold, 3.25 [other units] of profit are generated.

Unrelated: :nws: Redheads.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

1 hour of sleep in the past 36 hours and im just starting a 9 hour shift

woooo

post more redheads. Focus more of boobs than butts, pls. some butts are cool but a lot of times im looking at the butt pics here and i just think to myself "poop comes out of there" and it kinda ruins the mood

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Mr. Nice! posted:

My nephew just asked me for help with a homework problem.

"The amount of profit and the number of coupon books sold during the school band's fundraiser are in a proportional linear relationship with slope 3.25. Interpret the slope."

Yea that's missing a few things.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Mr. Nice! posted:

That's the entire question. It seems like it's missing a few pieces.

It's not asking for a calculation, it's asking if you understand what slope is.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

1 hour of sleep in the past 36 hours and im just starting a 9 hour shift

woooo

post more redheads. Focus more of boobs than butts, pls. some butts are cool but a lot of times im looking at the butt pics here and i just think to myself "poop comes out of there" and it kinda ruins the mood

Not living up to your name change bro

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

joat mon posted:

It's not asking for a calculation, it's asking if you understand what slope is.

Yeah, pretty sure the answer is "each book is $3.25 profit".

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

beanieson posted:

Not living up to your name change bro

i like tight, fit butts

if a girls butt looks like two waterlogged honey-baked hams that were attached to a tetherball pole and thrown at each other so they collide in mid air then i can do without

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:nws: Google is an amazing thing. I really can't emphasize this enough. :nws:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

If you don't already know, bing's video search is the best porn search on the internet.

:nws: http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=hot+redhead+sex&qs=n&form=QBVLPG&pq=hot+redhead+sex&sc=8-14&sp=-1&sk= :nws: for example.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

post more redheads. Focus more of boobs than butts, pls. some butts are cool but a lot of times im looking at the butt pics here and i just think to myself "poop comes out of there" and it kinda ruins the mood

:nws:C:\Users\Dead Reckoning\Desert Morale Drive\Pictures\T&A\Redheads:nws:

Edit: gently caress you and your lovely scripting imgur, that took way longer than it had any right to.

Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Jan 30, 2015

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


I almost choked on my food. :roflolmao:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqIjUXH7mtI

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
what the gently caress

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
You don't do all your shopping at Slightly Too Eager Strangers Mart?

Edit: :10bux: says local television/community theater audition tapes, given the prevalence of one liners from movies.

Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Jan 30, 2015

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

what the gently caress

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

fuckin lmbo at the huge purple dildo hanging out that bitches rear end in a top hat like a tail

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.


As she aged and slowly stopped making music for a while there she stopped shaking her booty as well idgi. It's what made her so popular

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e698M9lYe0

:mmmhmm:






Mr. Nice! posted:

My nephew just asked me for help with a homework problem.

"The amount of profit and the number of coupon books sold during the school band's fundraiser are in a proportional linear relationship with slope 3.25. Interpret the slope."


Family member uploaded this about her daughters homework



:shrug:

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Jan 30, 2015

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Sucks to be retarded I guess, that makes perfect sense

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Family member uploaded this about her daughters homework



:shrug:

That's how add poo poo up in my head :shrug:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
The point of writing poo poo down is to avoid going through extraneous fuckg steps. That process is literally six steps when it would otherwise (via the normal aka AMERIXAN) way be only three.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Bolow posted:

That's how add poo poo up in my head :shrug:

Yeah, me too.

The Common Core is pretty great in principle, but lovely teachers who don't take the time to understand the material themselves and typical parents who think that the way THEY learned X should be good enough for anybody will undermine any attempts to improve lower education.

Godholio posted:

The point of writing poo poo down is to avoid going through extraneous fuckg steps. That process is literally six steps when it would otherwise (via the normal aka AMERIXAN) way be only three.

You're absolutely right that it takes longer to do decomposition on paper. Anyone should be able to add large numbers in their head, though, and the "carry the 2" method keeps kids from making the necessary connections.

Eugene V. Dubstep fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Jan 30, 2015

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Bolow posted:

That's how add poo poo up in my head :shrug:

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.

Bolow posted:

That's how add poo poo up in my head :shrug:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?


I have glimpsed the face of god

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Bolow posted:

That's how add poo poo up in my head :shrug:
...and faster than with paper. 10, 12, 60 (and maybe 8 and 16) and prime number addition/times tables are the ones worth memorizing.

I know it's time to go home from the bar when I can no longer calculate a tip in my head.

Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Jan 30, 2015

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Dead Reckoning posted:

...and faster than with paper. 10, 12, 60 (and maybe 8 and 16) and prime number addition/times tables are the ones worth memorizing.

I know it's time to go home from the bar when I can no longer calculate a tip in my head.

tips are easy as hell if you round up/round down to increments of $5 & give 20% tips.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
math is for fags

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Helldump Immunity. posted:

math is for fags

If that were true, engineers would be gay not involuntary celibate.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

NoNostalgia4Grover posted:

tips are easy as hell if you round up/round down to increments of $5 & give 20% tips.

I know. I used to do 20%, until I could do it far to deep into a bender. Now it's 18%, 17% if I need to drive.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Helldump Immunity. posted:

math is for fags

ill burn my degree so its truly flaming

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