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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Dead Reckoning posted:

I know. I used to do 20%, until I could do it far to deep into a bender. Now it's 18%, 17% if I need to drive.

You need to be in pretty deep for 2% to be worth it

Are you getting

Girl drink drunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4TGGtPzBU

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Helldump Immunity. posted:

math is for fags

death to math

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

You need to be in pretty deep for 2% to be worth it
I used to wash dishes, so I have residual sympathy for people who work in commercial food/beverage service.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1takcmpXltU

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

If that were true, engineers would be gay not involuntary celibate.

look man i hate math too (but the last part is p true also)

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Pretty sure clicking play on this puts you on an FBI watch list:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWZGAExj-es

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

Goin way back...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR0p7NzmBxg

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.
goddamn it, my dealer needs to hurry the gently caress up and get back from the valley.

I'm out, and wanna get stoned. I mean, my shoulder and knee hurts. Yeah.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
im drunk.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
suck my dick

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
fromm the back

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
K

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
just sang karaoke and am super drunk

did billm witheres lean on me and walked though the crowd whiole singing because i wasz tje last singere up for the nioght


got three numbers, gonna try nto capitalixe on that poo poo tomorrow


basically im fly as gently caress for a white dude




well, as long as they're shport haired girls with ytattoos whiuch is kinda my thing



edit: like i've got one already but i neede a stabkle because gently caress chicagolamnd

Professor Bling fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Jan 30, 2015

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

wisdom

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
proud of you and fartsandwiches. keep the dream alive bros :3:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Old pics but still good.





Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
real good

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

ded posted:

Old pics but still good.







If it makes you feel better, they're new to me.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Still on call for an hour. Luckily there are bars open until 4am.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Master Bateman posted:

Still on call for an hour. Luckily there are bars open until 4am.

Not only that but a lot of bars open at 6 am.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

its friday

nuclear armageddon didn't happen this week but on the bright side i have a date this weekend

hail stan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD6gKjtpkFM

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

ded posted:

Old pics but still good.







Needs to be on every page

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
well apparently i bought a pair of those thai fisherman's pants/male yoga pants off amazon while i was drunk


so, that's a first

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Hahahhaahah, so did I, about a week ago I think.

Apparently taking like a month to arrive though, what the gently caress.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


I seriously eyed a pair after they were posted. Gonna need a trip report once you get them. The ball comfort must be amazing. :allears:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
buy some sweat pants you loving goons :rolleyes:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Can't swing your dick around in spandex.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Yoga in silkies

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Army shorts are big and goofy and uncomfortable. Regular running shorts are too small and don't hold my junk in. Where is the happy middle ground? :(

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
@Stone bar @ San diego aorport drinking 128 proof whiskey gently caress yeah lunchtime gently caress yeah san diego per diem

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Stultus Maximus posted:

@Stone bar @ San diego aorport drinking 128 proof whiskey gently caress yeah lunchtime gently caress yeah san diego per diem

Good times would be had if I had per diem in San Diego.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


:nws: http://i.imgur.com/Gll0efa.gif :nws:

I would let this woman suck my dick from the back

beanieson fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Jan 31, 2015

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

beanieson posted:

I would let this woman sick my dick from the back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk&t=2s

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

beanieson posted:



:nws: http://i.imgur.com/Gll0efa.gif :nws:

I would let this woman sick my dick from the back

heyheyhey

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

you son of a bitch

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.
New meds making me feel weird.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

beanieson posted:

you son of a bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgPwXlTRuHs

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.

i would totally watch this movie while wrapped in an American flag and masturbating onto a crying eagle's face.

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

It took me a really long time to get into The Interview but at some point I was drunk enough to laugh at some of the jokes

Makes me wonder if Sony knew it had a pile of poo poo on its hands and saw the hacking as a possible PR boon

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