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That's the first time I've seen that comic. It's got to be deliberate misdirection, because no part of any of that makes sense if you think about it. It's all so unrelated to itself that it can't be done out of ignorance or idiocy.
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:This is still the most perplexing cartoon I've seen in any iteration of this thread. Over the years I've learned to decipher the layers of insanity, but it still stands as a testament to utter madness. I always think I get his point until I try to work it out in my head. Is it that there should be fewer duplicates? Like if there really was evolution there should be so many different species that finding a second or third T-Rex should be increasingly rare or impossible? But then that totally ignores the fact that fossils are a rare things already and many types of life CAN'T get fossilized so clearly some would be more common and ....GAH!
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I think he imagines there's this big spectrum of species in the evolutionary process and that therefore we should always be digging up different transitional species. The fact that we don't proves that all life, much like Yugioh, was created by an infinitely intelligent being.
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:This is still the most perplexing cartoon I've seen in any iteration of this thread. Over the years I've learned to decipher the layers of insanity, but it still stands as a testament to utter madness. if universe 6 billion years old and constantly changing, why not infinity fossils? 
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Irony Be My Shield posted:I think he imagines there's this big spectrum of species in the evolutionary process and that therefore we should always be digging up different transitional species. The fact that we don't proves that all life, much like Yugioh, was created by an infinitely intelligent being. As a person who plays Yugioh, I question his assertion that Yugioh was created by an intelligent being, let alone and infinitely intelligent one.
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Muscle Tracer posted:if universe 6 billion years old and constantly changing, why not infinity fossils? Which would bad enough, but then there's the whole aspect of it being expressed in loving Yugioh cards and the strawman pointing out how unhinged it all sounds, it's just this maelstrom of impossibly dumb elements.
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Have you ever...9/11'd anybody?
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Saint Sputnik posted:Who drew the parody? I forget, but it makes me laugh every single time I see it. There was also a parody where the elephant was arguing with a straw-stuffed donkey, and one where he had Alzheimer's and frogs about 9/11 (an elephant never forgets!).
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ladyboy pancake posted:Have you ever...9/11'd anybody? Wow way to be out of touch there old person! Maybe if you knew the boffo lingo of today's hip youth . . .
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Muscle Tracer posted:if universe 6 billion years old and constantly changing, why not infinity fossils?
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Ramirez suggests the one course of action that could restore U.S. standing in the arab world and justify the American defense budget. A good cartoon 
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beepsandboops posted:Gotta make sure my favorite RLC is represented: poo poo wait this is a real comic? I thought this was like a photoshop or something
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Rorus Raz posted:I cannot find the Evolve cartoons. It was just Miller getting conned by a pyramid scheme and trying to sell magic water. The comics are stupid poo poo like some b-list celebrity making a guest appearance while large-breasted girl character got all weak-kneed around him. Then the strawman Wrong Guy (correctly) says that it's just water and gets beat up by the b-lister. Yay! Put these somewhere out of sight. Keep them secret. Keep them safe.    <gandalf wink>
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ladyboy pancake posted:Have you ever...9/11'd anybody? Is that where you spend 20 years supporting someone who hates your rival then they dump you and you spend the next 10 years tearing up their neighbors house?
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Irony Be My Shield posted:I think he imagines there's this big spectrum of species in the evolutionary process and that therefore we should always be digging up different transitional species. The fact that we don't proves that all life, much like Yugioh, was created by an infinitely intelligent being. There's a metric fuckton of nearly identical but slightly different dinosaurs anyway. Your average jackass on the street would probably call every single one of these a loving T-Rex, but that doesn't mean they are. It's unbelievably loving stupid and my church as a teenager brought up the same stupid argument. e: I'm mad. About dinosaur bones. Schizotek fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Jan 30, 2015 |
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Schizotek posted:There's a metric fuckton of nearly identical but slightly different dinosaurs anyway. Your average jackass on the street would probably call every single one of these a loving T-Rex, but that doesn't mean they are. It's unbelievably loving stupid and my church as a teenager brought up the same stupid argument. On the bright side you just introduced me to Erectopus and Sinraptor, maybe God has a plan for them after all.
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While we're journeying down Hapajap Lane again, I'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone of something: Don't forget that big idiot half-Japanese Mike S. Miller created a mouthpiece character who is a big-titty (half-?)Japanese girl called Mika. Let that one swim around a while, really enjoy the bouquet of it.
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Dr. VooDoo posted:poo poo wait this is a real comic? I thought this was like a photoshop or something There's an edit of it (that I hope someone posts) of the elephant being struck with sudden Alzheimer's and going 'wtf is going on' to 9/11 happening in the background.
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TetsuoTW posted:While we're journeying down Hapajap Lane again, I'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone of something: Why is it always half-japanese?
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Why is it always half-japanese?
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Why is it always half-japanese? At least in Miller's case, I think it's because the guy himself is half-Japanese?  And of course he used that as license to be super racist.
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Abyssal Squid posted:At least in Miller's case, I think it's because the guy himself is half-Japanese?
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Why is it always half-japanese? Pure japanese women have smaller breasts.
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ladyboy pancake posted:Have you ever...9/11'd anybody? Don't be willfully dense. :iamafag: She's got a crush on the sheriff who came last week to take the hog-tied feds off the ranch, and she's considering calling emergency services (911) in order to get him to come back. Also that dress is hideous. Like she just took a piece of pink cloth and cut holes in it.
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Xander77 posted:Err.. thanks? 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  The rifle and the plow. Heh. I might know, intellectually that a lot of Israeli art and ideology was influenced by Social Realism, but it's the little details that take you aback time and time again. 14  This, in particular, seems to be an interesting representation, of "separate but equal-ish" "soldiers". Definitely not the Soviet way. 15  16  17  18  19  20 
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Thanks for that. Numbers 4 and 10 are great. I was hoping that there'd be more Spanish Civil war stuff but the women fighters show up more in photographs than in the posters. If I find anything good I'll post it up.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Also for non-americans wondering about the empty chair it's a reference to this: Obama appearing as that empty chair was an even dumber stunt than Obama's Mission Accomplished grandstanding on that carrier.  God, what an idiot, anyone who pulls dumb stunts like that deserves all the poo poo conservative cartoonists throw his way.
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God, young women are so stupid and uneducated. Now in an unrelated matter, why won't young women vote GOP?
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Jokes, references, and civil rights were all better back in the 30's goddamnit 
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After 70 Years?!! It is both sad and shocking that 70 years after Auschwitz, a cartoon like today's could or would be relevant. Labels: antisemitism, Auschwitz, Europe, Israel, Jewish State, Shuldig
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JaggerMcDagger posted:After 70 Years?!!  Geeeeet hosed you racist shitbag.
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