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JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

Herr Shitlord posted:

If you used AIM at all in the late 90s/early 2000s, you either had an icon from badassbuddy.com or a friends list full of people who did:







As far as I was concerned, this was the apex of comedy and artistic skill when I was 10.

If you think the last year of the 90's counts as the 90's...

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Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I love the kid passed out on the couch, exhausted from the insane fun

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Soon as we get some Body Glove and Ocean Pacific in here we'll be good to go.

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

Heath posted:

I love the kid passed out on the couch, exhausted from the insane fun

To be fair, TLC games were fun as hell for edutainment.

RaspberryCommie has a new favorite as of 17:45 on Feb 3, 2015

Observe Me
Jan 21, 2006

I know shits bad right now with all that starving bullshit and the dust storms and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution!
I'll sing this song every now and then to remind me of my roots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-z94RCld34

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."


Wait there was more than one Go West? Is that a band or another song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NZ04BG7TfA

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
I don't remember bugle boy being a "cool" brand. I thought Gotcha and ocean pacific were cool and then Mossimo, stussy, and redsand in middle school.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

I remember a year or two after my parents got our first computer, a Packard-Bell Windows 95 (I think it still runs but with my grandfather right now) and Kelloggs was running one of those send in box tops and get a thing deal. One of those deals was this thing and spent many hours looking up poo poo... also first dose of sex ed... thanks Explorapedia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1mXuGd0I_s

There is also a nature one and a kind of related on that had to do with the underwater stuff. This is the nature one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKRYwDxB-YA

Oh and another game that I remember coming with the Packard Bell was Lil Howie's Playhouse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2w1_8oLXnU

But by far the most played game on the computer was NASCAR Racing 2. Always get psyched with the intro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-U-JXnJk0w

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


KakerMix posted:

Soon as we get some Body Glove and Ocean Pacific in here we'll be good to go.

Don't forget Hang Ten! They invented surf shorts and were later relegated to a cheap brand. I hear it non-stop when I'm having beers with the founder.

Landrobot
Jul 14, 2001

The Land of the Robots will rise again
Be prepared for the best video you'll see all evening: :master:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyd51lvu3xw

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."


ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


A divorcing couple divides their Beanie Baby investment under the supervision of a judge:



Stolen from Reddit.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I hope the people in the benches were offered counselling for witnessing such a tragedy.

WescottF1
Oct 21, 2000
Forums Veteran
Toward the end of the Beanie Baby craze, about once a month there'd be an ad in the Sunday paper for one of the local hotels hosting a WE BUY BEANIE BABIES! event. My wife had a handful of the fairly sought-after ones that she bought for the original retail price so we figured we'd unload them for a small profit or at least to get a few bucks for something she didn't want anymore.

There was a family behind us in line that had a tote filled with a bunch of them. By then, the value of the things was nowhere near what they were about a year prior (I had a co-worker whose wife wanted the Princess Di one so bad he paid like $350 for it). You can probably imagine the reaction of these people when they were told their collection was worth a fraction of what they paid for it. 0 to super pissed in about a second and a half.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

WescottF1 posted:

Toward the end of the Beanie Baby craze, about once a month there'd be an ad in the Sunday paper for one of the local hotels hosting a WE BUY BEANIE BABIES! event. My wife had a handful of the fairly sought-after ones that she bought for the original retail price so we figured we'd unload them for a small profit or at least to get a few bucks for something she didn't want anymore.

There was a family behind us in line that had a tote filled with a bunch of them. By then, the value of the things was nowhere near what they were about a year prior (I had a co-worker whose wife wanted the Princess Di one so bad he paid like $350 for it). You can probably imagine the reaction of these people when they were told their collection was worth a fraction of what they paid for it. 0 to super pissed in about a second and a half.

A lesson also learned by the comic book industry around the same time: If you market something as collectible and promise it's value will go up in the future, you can bet every cent you have that it loving won't.

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

For all of the nineties comic chat see this:

http://www.progressiveboink.com/2012/4/21/2960508/worst-rob-liefeld-drawings

This cannot be referenced too often.

I think it should be quoted in every thread regardless of context.

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


ninjahedgehog posted:

A divorcing couple divides their Beanie Baby investment under the supervision of a judge:



Stolen from Reddit.

Tennis Shoes and a dirty polo shirt to a divorce hearing...sounds okay to me.

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

A lesson also learned by the comic book industry around the same time: If you market something as collectible and promise it's value will go up in the future, you can bet every cent you have that it loving won't.

Also see Baseball cards from the early 90's. Remember the card books that showed the price of cards, it looked like the stock pages of the newspaper.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

JEEVES420 posted:

Also see Baseball cards from the early 90's. Remember the card books that showed the price of cards, it looked like the stock pages of the newspaper.

Beckett. I got that every month and was obsessed. I gave all my cards to Goodwill last year, but I'm not sure how much I can write off. Probably very little.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Leon Einstein posted:

Beckett. I got that every month and was obsessed. I gave all my cards to Goodwill last year, but I'm not sure how much I can write off. Probably very little.

Yeah I went through all my old football cards recently and they're all worthless.

Beckett did rule though. There was always this one card that stuck out cause it was worth so much - a Derrick Thomas card where they mistakenly put the Bills logo on the bottom.

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
We were all fooled with stories of our dad's Micky mantle cards getting thrown away because grandma thought they were worthless.

When magic Johnson announced he had HIV it was thought he would die soon so my mom encouraged me to buy some of his more valuable cards at the time. Who knew he would still be alive 20+ years later.

Dr Jankenstein
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

We were all fooled with stories of our dad's Micky mantle cards getting thrown away because grandma thought they were worthless.

The worst thing is this is actual fact in my family. My (great)aunt lived down the street from him, there's pics of my mom and her sister with various yankees in front of Mantle's house. Signed. 50's. Baseball cards. All in Fresh Kills landfill.

To actually contribute:

http://textfiles.com/anarchy/JOLLYROGER/

Jolly Roger's loving Cookbook. AKA the "columbine guide" or whatever you want to call it. Look at the 90's "hacking" they talk about!

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Leon Einstein posted:

Beckett. I got that every month and was obsessed. I gave all my cards to Goodwill last year, but I'm not sure how much I can write off. Probably very little.

Goodwill probably threw them away

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Wink Martindale has a lot of cool old game show poo poo on his YouTube channel (some of it incredibly rare because a lot of it was previously thought to have been wiped), but then there's this commercial that is peak '90s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TO4RLjK1LI

EXTREME BEEPERZ

Mr. Bitterness
Mar 4, 2009
Windows 95 Backpak to hold all your gelly roll pens

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Mr. Bitterness posted:

Windows 95 Backpak to hold all your gelly roll pens


Cash money, subverting my common sense, just flew from me and towards the screen.
Is there some lovely place online you can make custom backpacks?

Mr. Bitterness
Mar 4, 2009
Just google windows 95 backpack and it will guide you true

Herr Direktor
Mar 19, 2006
Catwalk. I wish I could find that show on youtube or some poo poo.

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014
Hello and welcome to Kidspace! This is the fun place to work and play!

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
I miss altavista.

Is stickdeath still going? At Work so scared to check.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


britishbornandbread posted:

I miss altavista.

Is stickdeath still going? At Work so scared to check.

Kinda:

http://stickdeathreborn.tk/

My favourite from it's time was:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74vM5EHaHkg

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Dat layout

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
I found in a resale shop recently this book:

Covert Culture Sourcebook 2.0
http://www.amazon.com/Covert-Cultur...ert+Culture+2.0

A 21-year-old book on underground/indie/emerging tech, art, culture, 'zines, music, 1994-era websites, etc.. I flipped to a page, found a chapter called "Japanimation", video recommendations for movies/CDs I'd never heard of and I realized I must possess this. I'll maybe try to shuffle through it in the next few days but all in all, it seems like a rather nice time capsule from just flipping to a few pages.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


My dad refuses to believe me when I tell him his huge box of beanie babies is worth gently caress all anymore. He gets quite upset!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

We were all fooled with stories of our dad's Micky mantle cards getting thrown away because grandma thought they were worthless.

When magic Johnson announced he had HIV it was thought he would die soon so my mom encouraged me to buy some of his more valuable cards at the time. Who knew he would still be alive 20+ years later.

This is the funniest thing I've heard in days.

Also, good news! Peace Frogs are still around! http://www.peacefrogs.com/

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

Burn the candle at both ends!

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

AlmightyBob posted:

Goodwill probably threw them away

Almost certainly. I just couldn't bring myself to do it.

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King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Mr. Bitterness posted:

Just google windows 95 backpack and it will guide you true

I'll do it for them, right here: http://www.shopjeen.com/products/windows-95-backpack

I had to post that site because it has the best/worst poo poo I've ever seen for sale in one place. Just look at their loving bestsellers...

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