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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009



StandardVC10 posted:

This thread moves way too fast now. There's no way I can hope to read like 90% of the posts here

Just read the last page and start posting.

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esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

quote:

Dick Cheney was a class act, contrary to popular belief

My soon to be father in law.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
welcoem to the New Model WDDP

also condolences to ExclamMarx on the modship.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Chuck Johnson followed me on twitter. :wtc:

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Chuck Johnson followed me on twitter. :wtc:

you know what you have to do

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I see he's holding off on revealing the top secret reason Romney isn't running that only he knows until early next week.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Because no one else can figure out Romney said crazy poo poo to stay in the headlines long enough to put out feelers for donors.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
No, man, there's a TOP SECRET thing and it totally involves his earlier story about Jonathan Gruber.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Let me guess, because that's what Chuck Johnson does: Jonathan Gruber is secretly Obama's former gay lover, but Obama won't return his phone calls since he became POTUS and so saying the mean things he did about Obamacare was a way to get back at Obama, which is the real reason Obama and Romney exchanged snarky twitter replies, and it hurt Romney's feelings so he decided he didn't want to run for president.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
There's got to be a racist angle in it too, like Gruber secretly makes all the decisions for Obama because he's naturally predisposed to have a higher IQ.

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥
american politics suck

u all suck

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Stop the Scrotes posted:

american politics suck

u all suck

-sincerely, someone governed by tony abbott

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
Best of luck Aussie drop-in, please try not to drink yourself to death over the next 20 ish months

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


I don't keep up with either auspol or nzpol threads, could someone give me a primer?

Also what is a good drink pairing for posting in each.

XyloJW
Jul 23, 2007
He actually loves in Burma so I guess he'd prefer if we solved our political issues with pogroms

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Berke Negri posted:

I don't keep up with either auspol or nzpol threads, could someone give me a primer?

Also what is a good drink pairing for posting in each.

chocolate milk

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

XyloJW posted:

He actually loves in Burma so I guess he'd prefer if we solved our political issues with pogroms

oh is he a sexpat or is Burma the wrong country for that

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Berke Negri posted:

I don't keep up with either auspol or nzpol threads, could someone give me a primer?

Also what is a good drink pairing for posting in each.
Drink Aussie White for AusPol, obviously. Much like Australian politics, it's rather unpalatable, low-class, and will make you blind after just a short while.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

oh is he a sexpat or is Burma the wrong country for that

going off of seinfeld myanmar's vice is opium

XyloJW
Jul 23, 2007

Berke Negri posted:

I don't keep up with either auspol or nzpol threads, could someone give me a primer?

Also what is a good drink pairing for posting in each.

Auspol: they've elected the Australian George W. Bush. They are imprisoning immigrants/refugees in offshore concentration camps, they've outsourced the guards of these camps to Sri Lankan war criminals, and they are proud of this and both their major parties support this policy fully. They are buying shitloads of f-35's while dismantling their Universal Health Care system due to a budget shortfall that's less than the cost of one f-35.

NZ pol: sheep and movie taxes, I guess? Who cares.

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

Is the average aussie voter completely oblivious to US history 2000-2008?

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

joeburz posted:

Is the average aussie voter completely oblivious to US history 2000-2008?

no but juliar!!!!

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥
nah you guys are alright i just wanted to use my new av


australia is basicallydoing our best to become early 2000s USA but with extra racism and illegla imprisonment of refugees instead of enemy combatants. We elected the neoliberals and now everyone has realised they made a big mistake


but we had a new election today where a state government, who last time got a record breaking swing towards them, lost government with a record breaking swing against them


new zealand isn't really a "thing", you know? i think they had an election recently but im not sure


btw xylo auspol is an absolute shitshow today sorry, between the election, and then raptorfag turned up, and me and avs have been drinking

it's not pretty

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
i'm still disappointed in australian labour's decision to depose my waifu, julia gillard

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥

joeburz posted:

Is the average aussie voter completely oblivious to US history 2000-2008?

basically we swing from violently hating one incompetent government, to immediate disenchantment with their successors, which then turns into violent hatred again by the time the next election comes around

XyloJW
Jul 23, 2007
I've outsourced it to New Zealand

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

XyloJW posted:

Auspol: they've elected the Australian George W. Bush. They are imprisoning immigrants/refugees in offshore concentration camps, they've outsourced the guards of these camps to Sri Lankan war criminals, and they are proud of this and both their major parties support this policy fully. They are buying shitloads of f-35's while dismantling their Universal Health Care system due to a budget shortfall that's less than the cost of one f-35.

Good.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Jagchosis posted:

i'm still disappointed in australian labour's decision to depose my waifu, julia gillard

yeah, i get that

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

I weep for Australia's collective liver.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

Joementum posted:

I see he's holding off on revealing the top secret reason Romney isn't running that only he knows until early next week.

Dude sobered up and realized you don't break news on a Friday afternoon

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
TOP SECRET: "Holy poo poo am I tired of running through an emotional wringer and continuously losing"

XyloJW
Jul 23, 2007
Oh also Queensland elected the conservatives, who immediately started making sweeping laws to stamp out motorcycle gangs (:psyduck:), such as one that makes it illegal for 3 members of a gang to meet in public and another that makes it illegal to have gang tattoos.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
I knew I was in a good bar one time when I walked in at three in the afternoon and all the shades were drawn. This was further confirmed when I saw the sign "NO BIKER COLORS" behind the bar. Cemented when a white dude in a vest and bandana opened the front door, to which the leathery old bartender yelled "BOB, BOB. YOU KNOW YOU AIN'T S'POSED TO BE IN HERE."

I stayed for a few.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

:agreed:

Berke Negri posted:

I don't keep up with either auspol or nzpol threads, could someone give me a primer?

Also what is a good drink pairing for posting in each.

Antifreeze.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Berke Negri posted:

i would much rather dump a gazillion dollars into fixing mexico than dealing with europe to be honest

have the mexican states ratify the us constitution.

XyloJW posted:

Oh also Queensland elected the conservatives, who immediately started making sweeping laws to stamp out motorcycle gangs (:psyduck:), such as one that makes it illegal for 3 members of a gang to meet in public and another that makes it illegal to have gang tattoos.

next thing you know they'll be banning jukeboxes

Nintendo Kid fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Jan 31, 2015

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
I'm going to steal zoux's thunder, stick my neck out, and share my probably unpopular Absurd Opinion:

I understand why "illegals" is considered a slur, and why "illegal immigrant" also creates unwarranted prejudice (especially with those who have been brought to the US as children, and therefore committed no crime themselves), but I think "undocumented" is an intentionally misleading term for people who either breached US immigration law/sovereignty by crossing the border or overstaying a visa or whatnot, or whose parents did so and took them with them. I think it purposefully obfuscates the ostensible problem people have with them (living and working in the US without having gone through the legal channels for residency and/or naturalization, and bypassing US immigration laws in the process), and presents it as a problem of paperwork.

But what would "documentation" mean? It's not like having a document stating "On 4/15/2007, this person illegally crossed the Mexican-American border into the US, and has since been working here without legal authorization" would help, would it? Getting it would just document the fact that this person should, according to US law, be deported.

The main issue here is that the law is being violated. Whether that's because the law is badly written and unfairly implemented (as I believe), or whether it's because those people are trying to subvert the United States of Anglosaxonia (as the deportation-happy crowd think), using euphemisms to obscure this fact is not going to lead to a solution, and it removes the very possibility of having an honest conversation about this subject.

For example, it makes it hard to set aside those who are seeking asylum, for example, because the language of "undocumented" unfairly conflates two different situations, so the whole argument becomes entirely about emotion rather than what the law is or should be.

What do y'all think? And what would be a better term than "undocumented"?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"US citizen", since there's no reason why they shouldn't be.

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I think it purposefully obfuscates the ostensible problem people have with them (living and working in the US without having gone through the legal channels for residency and/or naturalization, and bypassing US immigration laws in the process), and presents it as a problem of paperwork.

Why can't it be a problem of paperwork? The problem isn't that these people are in the united states, they just serve as a scapegoat for an angry electorate while being exploited by capital without receiving most of the benefits of their labor.

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

Eat the rich ten million times over before pushing away one poor person.

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Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Absurd Alhazred posted:

I'm going to steal zoux's thunder, stick my neck out, and share my probably unpopular Absurd Opinion:

I understand why "illegals" is considered a slur, and why "illegal immigrant" also creates unwarranted prejudice (especially with those who have been brought to the US as children, and therefore committed no crime themselves), but I think "undocumented" is an intentionally misleading term for people who either breached US immigration law/sovereignty by crossing the border or overstaying a visa or whatnot, or whose parents did so and took them with them. I think it purposefully obfuscates the ostensible problem people have with them (living and working in the US without having gone through the legal channels for residency and/or naturalization, and bypassing US immigration laws in the process), and presents it as a problem of paperwork.

But what would "documentation" mean? It's not like having a document stating "On 4/15/2007, this person illegally crossed the Mexican-American border into the US, and has since been working here without legal authorization" would help, would it? Getting it would just document the fact that this person should, according to US law, be deported.

The main issue here is that the law is being violated. Whether that's because the law is badly written and unfairly implemented (as I believe), or whether it's because those people are trying to subvert the United States of Anglosaxonia (as the deportation-happy crowd think), using euphemisms to obscure this fact is not going to lead to a solution, and it removes the very possibility of having an honest conversation about this subject.

For example, it makes it hard to set aside those who are seeking asylum, for example, because the language of "undocumented" unfairly conflates two different situations, so the whole argument becomes entirely about emotion rather than what the law is or should be.

What do y'all think? And what would be a better term than "undocumented"?

I don't know if you can have an honest conversation regarding immigration in the US without dealing with the fact that US Immigration laws foundation is literally racism.

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