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Raskolnikov38 posted:Sorry buddy but you're facing 20 years because talcum powder has those two uses and those two uses alone. You don't even need to use talcum powder for rubber gloves, really. I wear the things for my day job and I've never had a problem with them.
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Wanamingo posted:Arlo and Janis Now an exclusive premium TV series on HBO.
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Wanamingo posted:You don't even need to use talcum powder for rubber gloves, really. I wear the things for my day job and I've never had a problem with them.
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Dustin Apparently, Invoice Clerk. Bleeker  I think Mahood mixed up Bleeker and Skip today. On the Fastrack  What are those supposed to be? It looks like maybe a flatbed scanner and uh... a Gamecube. Safe Havens  Isn't that where the Japanese whale hunters hang out?
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Midnight Moth posted:Dustin Well...no. That would spell "invoiceer".
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Johnny Walker posted:Here's the strip it first appeared in.
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Those Mother Goose and Grimm strips probably work better when they're on the actual comic page.
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Wanamingo posted:Zippy the Pinhead The joke is that the Clorox bleach company is one of the largest producers of ranch dressing. I hope I didn't just Blow your Mind, by Which I Mean Cause Serious Traumatic Head Injury to Dog Comix. Pooch Café  Good reaction panel here, if anything surprising ever happened in newspaper comics. Maybe save it in case Gilchrist ever draws a panel of Fritzi without her heaving bosom in frame. Ballard Street  That dog is scared out of his mind, but the fastest anything can go on Ballard Street is a brisk walk.
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Wanamingo posted:Nancy I guess "before" is supposed to tell us she spent 10 minutes untangling her earbuds before running, but the way it's phrased it sounds like she just stood on the treadmill for ten minutes, then tried untangling her earbuds.
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Skippy (December 3, 1927) Peanuts (February 2, 1968)  Try practising with a Snoopy Sno-cone Machine. Funky Winkerbean  OOookay, are we supposed to know who that is? Popeye  Rip Haywire  Cobra's slipped into little sister mode. Sexy little sister. With a dueling scar.  Out Our Way (July 19-20, 1926)  
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EasyEW posted:Funky Winkerbean Isn't that what's-her-face, the one who died from cancer?
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BigDave posted:Isn't that what's-her-face, the one who died from cancer? You're going to have to narrow it down for us.
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Are you talking about Lisa? I thought she had curly blonde hair when she was young. Non Sequitur  Phoebe and Her Unicorn  9 Chickweed Lane 1/31/2004  Wow. You're calling yourself vapid, Edda? Zits  Wait 'til the bedsprings upstairs start squeaking. Kevin & Kell  Ha. Haha.
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All holidays are made up.
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bean_shadow posted:You're going to have to narrow it down for us. Either she got date raped by cancer or she had double-secret cancer, I forget which.
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Non Sequitur
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HALLO HAVE SOME CATCHUP COMIX: Cul-de-sac   The Creeps  Poptropica  Heathcliff  
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Aardmania posted:Piranha Club The Dinette Set knows how to treat a lady.  Working Daze fails to make a joke. 
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Luann Maybe it's just the natural result of all the characters being unlikeable and stupid. Karen/Greg needs to make any character's behavior REALLY OVER THE TOP if he/she wants to signal to the audience that we aren't supposed to approve of this person. Edit: Jock guy, you look way too enthused about the naked baby thing.
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I think he's supposed to think it's "Babes" in the very outdated slang way meaning "women"
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Julet Esqu posted:Luann And yet the professor is now one of my favorite characters in this strip. He's like Mandrake's dad; his whole thing is loving with everyone else, and it's great.
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Roland Jones posted:And yet the professor is now one of my favorite characters in this strip. He's like Mandrake's dad; his whole thing is loving with everyone else, and it's great. Zebo isn't fit to lick Theron's boots, which are actually a cactus disguised by hypnosis. Next: WHY CACTUS?
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Julet Esqu posted:Luann I just noticed the "hard vowel" line over the E in his name. They're doing a really good job making him come off as a pretentious rear end in a top hat nobody but a fresh-out-of-high-school student would like.
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Luann villains are always the most likeable characters because all the good characters are Plain Jane milquetoast morons.
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Crankshaft is currently running the exact same story as funky except showing slightly different scenes. I'm glad no one posts crankshaft or we'd have to see this stupid story even more than we already had to.
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SomeMathGuy posted:Zebo isn't fit to lick Theron's boots, which are actually a cactus disguised by hypnosis. Next: WHY CACTUS? Oh, yeah, he's nowhere near as good, but he's filling the same niche in Luann for me at the moment because so far his entire existence is loving with that class and particularly Luann.
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Grilox posted:Crankshaft is currently running the exact same story as funky except showing slightly different scenes. Actually, now I wish I'd swapped out for the week. The Crankshaft version is actually coherent.
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Since when do bells ring at the end of college classes?
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Midnight Moth posted:On the Fastrack Label printer maybe? 
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ukonvasara posted:Since when do bells ring at the end of college classes? See, it still baffles me that both of the people responsible for this comic went to college
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Grilox posted:Crankshaft is currently running the exact same story as funky except showing slightly different scenes. The only place I follow comic strips these days is in this thread and I had actually come to believe, without any sort of actual evidence, that Crankshaft had ended since we know he's dead over in Funky.
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Pastry of the Year posted:The only place I follow comic strips these days is in this thread and I had actually come to believe, without any sort of actual evidence, that Crankshaft had ended since we know he's dead over in Funky. Crankshaft didn't have the time jump that Funky did, which means that the same characters exist in both strips but at different ages and states of being alive.
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plainswalker75 posted:Label printer maybe? ...What? It just a basic laser printer.
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