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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

IMJack posted:

I thought we were Quiet Riot. :confused:

Homer Simpson; Smiling Politely.

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

I thought we were Quiet Riot. :confused:

We’re Cyanide, a loving tribute to Poison.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



TMMadman posted:

We’re Cyanide, a loving tribute to Poison.

Poison pizza?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Poison pizza?

Er... no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Poison pizza?

I'm not making two stops. :colbert:

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


Root Bear posted:

I'm not making two stops. :colbert:

Hey immigrants, beat it! Country's full!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Er... no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.

drat their oily hides! :argh:

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Mira posted:

Hey immigrants, beat it! Country's full!

Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

The Nastier Nate posted:

Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.

Let the bears pay the bear tax! I pay the PT6A tax!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

PT6A posted:

Let the bears pay the bear tax! I pay the PT6A tax!

Hey, my taxes paid for that horn! :sax:

Spectacle Rock
May 24, 2013
Saxamaphone... :toot: Saxamaphone :toot:

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Spectacle Rock posted:

Saxamaphone... :toot: Saxamaphone :toot:

Spectacle Rock, never stop in the middle of a hoedown.

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Spectacle Rock, never stop in the middle of a hoedown.
No par-tays, no shindigs, no keggers, no hootenannies, no mixers, no raves, no box socials!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

PT6A posted:

Let the bears pay the bear tax! I pay the PT6A tax!

Would you look at those morons... I paid my taxes over a year ago!

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Spectacle Rock posted:

Saxamaphone... :toot: Saxamaphone :toot:

But now daddy's special medicine, WHICH YOU MUST NEVER USE OR IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE, lets daddy see and hear magical things that you'll never experience...

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

Would you look at those morons... I paid my taxes over a year ago!

Okay, Do Over Ham, if anyone asks you require 24-hour nursing care, IMJack's a clergyman, PTA6 is seven people, and Jerusalem was wounded in Vietnam.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

TMMadman posted:

Okay, Do Over Ham, if anyone asks you require 24-hour nursing care, IMJack's a clergyman, PTA6 is seven people, and Jerusalem was wounded in Vietnam.

This quote thread can process over nine quotes per day, did you really think you could fool it?

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

PT6A posted:

This quote thread can process over nine quotes per day, did you really think you could fool it?

Hey quote thread, look over there!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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PT6A posted:

This quote thread can process over nine quotes per day, did you really think you could fool it?

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. :smug:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

PT6A posted:

This quote thread can process over nine quotes per day, did you really think you could fool it?

Don't praise the machine. :mad:

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. :smug:

Oooh, a Sarcasm Detector, that's a REAL useful invention!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Oooh, a Sarcasm Detector, that's a REAL useful invention!

He's raggin' on your cord, dude.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Everything Counts posted:

He's raggin' on your cord, dude.

Shut up your face.

MinjoGreene
Jan 5, 2013
We've heard enough about Bliz-Blaz and Him-Ham already! Get to the bloody point!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Don't praise the machine. :mad:


Nice try, Drink-Mix Man! You were designed for scrubbing, and scrubbing is what you shall do! :mad:

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Oooh, a Sarcasm Detector, that's a REAL useful invention!

Oh, OK Marge, I'll get along with them. Then I will hug some snakes! Yes, I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Hey quote thread, look over there!

Hey, it's BloodDesk UnderHell! And he's doin' stuff!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Hey, it's BloodDesk UnderHell! And he's doin' stuff!

I make it a point never to turn my head unless I expect to see something, Drink-Mix Man. Now truly, we can't see your comet in broad daylight and without a telescope.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Do over Ham posted:

I make it a point never to turn my head unless I expect to see something, Drink-Mix Man. Now truly, we can't see your comet in broad daylight and without a telescope.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work. Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so... the following people are gay.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work. Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so... the following people are gay.

Oh yeah, McGyver!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work. Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so... the following people are gay.

Gay?! I wish! If I were gay there'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see...

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work. Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so... the following people are gay.

Go ugly up someone else's quote thread, you penis curling she devil!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work. Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so... the following people are gay.

Oh, be nice!

Facepalm Ranger
Jan 17, 2012

SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!
Not to break the quoting but, watching a recent episode of the Simpsons. It's like watching a weird fan fiction...

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.




From here.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Facepalm Ranger posted:

Not to break the quoting but, watching a recent episode of the Simpsons. It's like watching a weird fan fiction...

Recent...episodes...? :confused:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Do over Ham posted:

Recent...episodes...? :confused:

They'll never stop the Simpsons! Have no fears, we've got stories for years.

AlliedBiscuit
Oct 23, 2012

Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?!!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

They'll never stop the Simpsons! Have no fears, we've got stories for years.

Can you say "Long lost triplets!?"

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
How 'bout a crazy wedding, where something happens, a-doo-doo-doo-doo...

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twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Do over Ham posted:

Recent...episodes...? :confused:

Real... Acid?

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