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Some Zero
Sep 23, 2009

EXAKT Science posted:

I am, in fact, not Doug.

Bullshit prove it.

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EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Some Zero posted:

Bullshit prove it.

Okay.

Kumaton
Mar 6, 2013

OWLBEARS, SON
New TV! :woop:

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

You should probably see if you can get a refund. That one looks like it's picking up some static.

Kumaton
Mar 6, 2013

OWLBEARS, SON

EXAKT Science posted:

You should probably see if you can get a refund. That one looks like it's picking up some static.

We're actually at Best Buy right now returning the broken one and getting a replacement. Fun!

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Kumaton posted:

We're actually at Best Buy right now returning the broken one and getting a replacement. Fun!

Wait, did it come out of the box like that?

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

EXAKT Science posted:

Wait, did it come out of the box like that?

It kind of matches your avatar!

Kumaton
Mar 6, 2013

OWLBEARS, SON

EXAKT Science posted:

Wait, did it come out of the box like that?

Yep. We happen to have really bad luck with electronics!

Fake edit: New one works!

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Kumaton posted:

Yep. We happen to have really bad luck with electronics!

Fake edit: New one works!

Yay! I'm glad you only had to put up with the inconvenience of returning it and getting a new one, rather than having to do that with the added inconvenience of shelling out more cash.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

It kind of matches your avatar!

:aaaaa:

The Golden Man
Aug 4, 2007

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Digging that Tom selleck stash

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Bowling.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

You look pretty bad rear end.

casual poster
Jun 29, 2009

So casual.

Bloody Cum Fart posted:

You look pretty bad rear end.

he is. don't mess with him.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


You don't look very canadian....

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

RFC2324 posted:

You don't look very canadian....

Snow + Look of weary hopelessness = Welcome to Canada in February

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy


bae caught me slippin she aways doing poo poo like this lol

in the motherfuckin bathrub too XD

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost



rate

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

get a haircut/10

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3




I knew a guy who looked like you when I was a kid.


I hated him.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

You need a volumizing conditioner.

Or, a haircut.

Pick one.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

you are but a child

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

psyopmonkey posted:

You need a volumizing conditioner.

Or, a haircut.

Pick one.

Dude's head is too small for his shoulders.

I guess the shampoo might work.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

VendaGoat posted:

Dude's head is too small for his shoulders.

I guess the shampoo might work.

I didnt say shampoo.

I said conditioner.

See how dried out and frizzy his hair is? It needs nutrients and oil.

:colbert:

Content:





Wearin' hats and huggin' trees.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



Ooo. Dat head to shoulder ratio.
You when you make a character in a video game and you max out half of the sliders and minimize the others?

This guy was modded to not have slider caps.

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
Methanar what are you doing this isnt the league thread post your selfies there where you look closer to normal

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Transformers was pretty bad as always, and I hate you in 99% of movies.

Pretty decent in Fury though, gj.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

mookface posted:



bae caught me slippin she aways doing poo poo like this lol

in the motherfuckin bathrub too XD

Username + photo + post = trifecta!

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
stay in school. don't make my mistakes!

A 50S RAYGUN has a new favorite as of 12:58 on Mar 31, 2015

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

are you a school crossing guard?

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
better



I'm always told I look exactly like Shia lebeouf

Methanar has a new favorite as of 22:43 on Feb 2, 2015

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Methanar posted:

better



I'm always told I look exactly like Shia lebeouf



wait, Shia LeBeouf is a forklift?

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

EXAKT Science posted:

wait, Shia LeBeouf is a forklift?

No, he transforms into a forklift. :eng101:

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

No, he transforms into a forklift. :eng101:

What does Megan Fox transform into?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

EXAKT Science posted:

What does Megan Fox transform into?

Hitler? :godwin:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

EXAKT Science posted:

What does Megan Fox transform into?



A toe.

She turns into a big toe.

Because she has "Toe Thumbs".

:rolleyes:

casual poster
Jun 29, 2009

So casual.

FYI just because you can grow facial hair doesn't mean you should. Like I'm really trying to give you some advice here and I hope you don't take it as an insult.

EDIT: Also if you still choose to grow a mustache, trim it with scissors when it gets to your mouth.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

psyopmonkey posted:



A toe.

She turns into a big toe.

Because she has "Toe Thumbs".

:rolleyes:

:gonk: what the hell is that from?

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

mng posted:

:gonk: what the hell is that from?

Thats Megan Fox's toe.

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