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FrozenVent posted:there's value in reaching consumers in emerging markets by facebook's own number's: - a u.s. user is worth about $9 a year - europeans are worth about $3 - emerging markets are about $1 it's a huge problem to be shedding users in america and gaining them where they're not valuable the slide from their q4 '14 earnings deck:  FrozenVent posted:also when china finally officially gets on Facebook... loving lol china already has its own facebook clone, just like it has its own google and twitter equivalents
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:on television, that's ok. tv ads are actually good and entertaining (the first few times you see them) and they're at least a not-bad part of the television experience except promoted material is slipping into content on tv. parks and rec just had an episode where the whole scene was various angles of a car's name and logo as the characters used some feature in a hamfisted plot point fringe was p bad for this too
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theflyingexecutive posted:except promoted material is slipping into content on tv. parks and rec just had an episode where the whole scene was various angles of a car's name and logo as the characters used some feature in a hamfisted plot point https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dr5lXmB7SQ ford *and* blackberry
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computer parts posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dr5lXmB7SQ did that car park itself?!?! 
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:china already has its own facebook clone, just like it has its own google and twitter equivalents there's more than 1 but nobody uses them. i wouldnt be surprised if theres more mainland chinese people with a facebook account than users of any of the chinese facebook clones
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fart simpson posted:there's more than 1 but nobody uses them. i wouldnt be surprised if theres more mainland chinese people with a facebook account than users of any of the chinese facebook clones i thought tencent's stuff was pretty popular
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computer parts posted:i thought tencent's stuff was pretty popular yeah but its not a facebook clone really and their stuff is also getting eaten up by wechat. qq space or whatever its called is more like a livejournal clone than a facebook clone
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itc the less than 1% of global the population of people who know anything substantial about computers talk about why their ad experience is the same as the rest of the planet
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if they're so data-positive (retch) and solution-oriented (huurgh) why don't they look at the thousands of years of historical data where people have repeatedly discovered "actually monogamy seems to be the best of several bad ways of handling human relationships"
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Sagebrush posted:if they're so data-positive (retch) and solution-oriented (huurgh) why don't they look at the thousands of years of historical data where people have repeatedly discovered "actually monogamy seems to be the best of several bad ways of handling human relationships" because then they wouldn't get to sleep around while framing it as being more enlightened than everyone else.
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I am so sick and tired of these pretentious rich assholes and their behavior.. Two nights ago..I pick up a super rich diva..in Eldorado hills (Beverly Hills of sac).. she insists on bringing her dog.. Finally I relented .. during the ride she asked if I had bottled water for ...the dog! I said sorry.. I don't.. she made me pull over at a store and she bought some water for her dog.. we proceeded to the movie theater and I dropped her off. No tip.. Then as I'm driving away I get another ping..it was a worker from a coffee shop in the same complex..as she gets in she says your back seat and carpet is wet. I pull over and sure enough the dog had urinated in my car.. and on my seats.. The rich bitch didn't even bother to inform me.. I immideately contact uber and after some haggling they give me $100.. cleaning fee.. which I still believe is not adequate. As the damage is far worse. To add a positive note to this story..the pax who worked at the coffee shop, went back in and brought cleaning supplies to help clean the back seat..even after I insisted it wasn't necessary.. So basically a low wage worker goes out of her way to help me clean the mess a pretentious rich brat and her dog did.. Rich assholes are no longer welcome in my car. I will stick to picking up from the "ghetto" and other working class neighborhoods. Those people care about your property and respect you and actually tip.. Oh and as for the coffee shop worker she tipped $5. I told her I couldn't accept it, as she helped me literally clean up dog urine. She Insisted. I told her I should have been the one tipping her. And refused the tip..no way could I accept it.
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Condiv posted:Rich assholes are no longer welcome in my car. I will stick to picking up from the "ghetto" and other working class neighborhoods. Those people care about your property and respect you and actually tip.. this is actually kind of refreshing
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Sagebrush posted:this is actually kind of refreshing tbh, this was pretty much how it was when i was delivering pizza. all my best tips came from people with tiny houses. the people in the mcmansions could never spare even a quarter
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:isn't not-tipping kind of the point of uber? oddly enough, uber drivers don't think so
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:isn't not-tipping kind of the point of uber? yeah, unlike on a taxi you can't even get a receipt for it on a business trip i mean, when i first used an uber i was looking confused at my phone as the driver drove off trying to see where you add the tip
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hobbesmaster posted:yeah, unlike on a taxi you can't even get a receipt for it on a business trip your driver was doing the same thing, driving out trying to find female passengers to which he could add the tip
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hobbesmaster posted:yeah, unlike on a taxi you can't even get a receipt for it on a business trip uber's gone a step further to screw its drivers by telling people the tip is factored into the fare they pay
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Condiv posted:tbh, this was pretty much how it was when i was delivering pizza. all my best tips came from people with tiny houses. the people in the mcmansions could never spare even a quarter Oh, I didn't get rich by writing a lot of checks!
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Pinterest Mom posted:your driver was doing the same thing, driving out trying to find female passengers to which he could add the tip boooo!
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PCjr sidecar posted:Oh, I didn't get rich by writing a lot of checks! i give god 10%, why do you get 18?
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Condiv posted:tbh, this was pretty much how it was when i was delivering pizza. all my best tips came from people with tiny houses. the people in the mcmansions could never spare even a quarter it's almost like the rich have no empathy
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hobbesmaster posted:yeah, unlike on a taxi you can't even get a receipt for it on a business trip you know they email you a receipt right? with the mileage and fare and everything. it's what i use to expense uber rides when I do it for work.
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Improbable Lobster posted:it's almost like the rich have no empathy lol if you don't think everyone in those mcmansions is mortgaged to the tits
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Improbable Lobster posted:it's almost like the rich have no empathy good luck if you are dealing with a rich old guy. "Excuse me I believe the total was $19.93 and I gave you $20." Or rich old white guys at chinese buffet after church *leaves card good for one soul-saving*.
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Another industry destroyed by over-regulation. Hiring rapists isn't Uber's fault, the rapists failed to self-report and should be held accountable. That's a real thought at least one thousand white tech dorks have had
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Shifty Pony posted:good luck if you are dealing with a rich old guy. Most of those people aren't rich, they want to appear rich.
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postin family guy itt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNY8T6RLEX8
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Citizen Tayne posted:Most of those people aren't rich, they want to appear rich. yeah, the real rich don't even go to the same neighborhoods as us plebes the almost-rich who still have to put in an appearance at the office are even worse though. even though they only make six or seven digits a year, they tend to act even more entitled about it because they feel like they're actually earning that money through hard work and poo poo
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Improbable Lobster posted:it's almost like the rich have no empathy makes em good and salty though. nice savory mouthfeel.
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theflyingexecutive posted:except promoted material is slipping into content on tv. parks and rec just had an episode where the whole scene was various angles of a car's name and logo as the characters used some feature in a hamfisted plot point 
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