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Well GBS, parents! We've all got them - and some of us get on with them better than others! This is the thread for posting the absolutely WORST thing your parent or parents have ever done to you. Missed birthdays, unfair punishments, unsolicited criticism - it all goes here.
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my parents forgot what day summer camp ended so my borhter and i ended up walking in on them dressed up in diapers w/ poo poo all over themselves and the wall and when we were disgusted they said this is what we put them through
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Feb 3, 2015 03:11
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My parents are pretty cool but one time when I was a kid my mom was beating me with a wooden spoon and it broke. I thought I had beaten the system but oh no, she started jabbing me in the rear end with the jagged end which was way worse
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Feb 3, 2015 03:12
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Didn't give me up for adoption.
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Feb 3, 2015 03:12
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mookface posted:My parents are pretty cool but one time when I was a kid my mom was beating me with a wooden spoon and it broke. I thought I had beaten the system but oh no, she started jabbing me in the rear end with the jagged end which was way worse is your mom adrian peterson?
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Feb 3, 2015 03:13
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my parents murdered me
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Feb 3, 2015 03:13
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thathonkey posted:is your mom adrian peterson? yes my mom is adrian peterson
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Feb 3, 2015 03:13
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Please excuse my gay fail son from idiot lessons today as he has the farts.
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Feb 3, 2015 03:13
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Whipped me with a belt for breaking the cookie jar. My brother decided to stand in the way and take the beating in my stead.
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Feb 3, 2015 03:18
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Covok posted:Whipped me with a belt for breaking the cookie jar. My brother decided to stand in the way and take the beating in my stead. what a good brother but how are you going to learn your lesson
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Feb 3, 2015 03:18
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I really wanted a 330i for my 16th birthday but they only bought me a 325i. It really hurt my feelings until I got an SC430 for high school graduation.
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Feb 3, 2015 03:21
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Three Olives posted:I really wanted a 330i for my 16th birthday but they only bought me a 325i. It really hurt my feelings until I got an SC430 for high school graduation. heartless monsters some people should just never have kids
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Feb 3, 2015 03:21
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They conceived me, but I'll get even. Go all Eddy Gien on 'em and dig their asses up.
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Feb 3, 2015 03:22
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Covok posted:Whipped me with a belt for breaking the cookie jar. My brother decided to stand in the way and take the beating in my stead. That's a really awesome bro, even if your parents were poo poo. 
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Feb 3, 2015 03:22
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raised me to mistrust everyone and installed in me such a strong sense of irony that i am now incapable of enjoying anything
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Feb 3, 2015 03:22
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physically - nothing really. i would get "spankings" sometimes from my dad when i was a kid for really bad behavior. open hand though at least not a belt or anything else like that. otherwise - ruined my credit without my knowledge. this is way worse than getting spanked let me tell you...
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Feb 3, 2015 03:23
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got me a furby for my 13th birthday and i cried
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Feb 3, 2015 03:23
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Also now that I've been think about it, those fucker read me the abridged version of moby dick four bedtime storey. Smdh
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Feb 3, 2015 03:26
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MY DAD GAVE ME DOG BACON AND TOLD ME IT WAS REAL IT FUCKIN SUCKED
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Feb 3, 2015 03:27
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Got me n64 games for Christmas but hid the actual system until the very end... I was like Santa r u retarded
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Feb 3, 2015 03:27
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actually lemme retract my previous post since i thought of something worse: my dad ruined the best spoiler reveal of all time by introducing me to the Star Wars OT out of order (IV > VI > V). apparently he couldn't read roman numerals on the boxes at BlockBuster.
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Feb 3, 2015 03:29
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Three Olives posted:I really wanted a 330i for my 16th birthday but they only bought me a 325i. It really hurt my feelings until I got an SC430 for high school graduation. Seriously, don't have a kid until your loving ready. 325i my rear end.
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Feb 3, 2015 03:29
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TEAYCHES posted:got me a furby for my 13th birthday and i cried please tells us you saved that furby and all it can do is cry like you
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Feb 3, 2015 03:30
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exethan posted:MY DAD GAVE ME DOG BACON AND TOLD ME IT WAS REAL  wanna meet that dad.
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Feb 3, 2015 03:32
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Cardinal Ximenez posted:That's a really awesome bro, even if your parents were poo poo. I was not gonna respond to any replies to this earlier, but my mother was...not in the right state of mind at the time. She was on some substances that changed how she acted. When she finally got off them, she really turned around and, with time, me and my brother forgave her for what happened. In all honestly, neither me or my brother hold anything against her anymore and understand the situation. So, I don't really want anymore to call her or my father poo poo.
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Feb 3, 2015 03:33
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they just didn't understand
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Feb 3, 2015 03:34
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my dad made me read all the ayn rand novels when i was in middle school
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Feb 3, 2015 03:36
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TEAYCHES posted:my dad made me read all the ayn rand novels when i was in middle school lol for real
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Feb 3, 2015 03:36
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mookface posted:lol for real i guess he didnt make me but its like encouraging your kid into something like radical islam or nazi worship edit: my family went on a road trip from dallas to washington dc listening to the audiobook of atlas shrugged
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Feb 3, 2015 03:37
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TEAYCHES posted:i guess he didnt make me but its like encouraging your kid into something like radical islam or nazi worship are your parents hardcore libertarians
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Feb 3, 2015 03:38
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mookface posted:are your parents hardcore libertarians my dad is/was now hes just a diabetic republican / freeper style conspiracy theorist
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Feb 3, 2015 03:39
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TEAYCHES posted:my dad is/was now hes just a diabetic republican / freeper style conspiracy theorist you guys must get along famously
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Feb 3, 2015 03:43
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why are people realposting itt?
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Feb 3, 2015 03:49
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I asked my dad why he wasn't saving up for me to go to college. He laughed for a solid 20 seconds, then went back to drinking his beer without a single word.
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Feb 3, 2015 03:52
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Bought me a Nintendo.
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Feb 3, 2015 03:54
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mookface posted:you guys must get along famously we actually get along pretty well hes cool Doctor J Off posted:why are people realposting itt? irony gets boring after awhile!! havent you read uh.. infinite jest?? isnt that what that book is about? i dont know ive never read that poo poo
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Feb 3, 2015 03:57
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the worst thing they did was not abort me and not murder they are selfs
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Feb 3, 2015 03:57
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Created a conscious entity that ended up reading GBS threads.
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Feb 3, 2015 03:57
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Guavanaut posted:Created a conscious entity that ended up reading GBS threads. ----------------
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Feb 3, 2015 03:57
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Guavanaut posted:Created a conscious entity that ended up reading GBS threads. I was going to say, gave me life, but you beat me to it.
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Feb 3, 2015 04:02
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