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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Zeris posted:

Taking a plate carrier off & dropping trou to piss? Did Butters enlist?

Going full Butters is the only way to piss for a drug test

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Taking a dump while pissing is the only way.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

I assume some kind of role-playing exercise, like victim evacuation or civil disturbance control etc.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Stultus Maximus posted:

I assume some kind of role-playing exercise, like victim evacuation or civil disturbance control etc.

it looks like she has something stuck up her rear end

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
shes getting tased you boner

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Taser test.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT


EBB's av changed when she grabbed his dick.

Spacman
Mar 18, 2014

Stultus Maximus posted:

I assume some kind of role-playing exercise, like victim evacuation or civil disturbance control etc.

Yeah, she is practicing being zapped by 50000 volts in case she steps on a live wire during a protest. By being shot with a tazer.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Spacman posted:

Yeah, she is practicing being zapped by 50000 volts in case she steps on a live wire during a protest. By being shot with a tazer.

Yeah because that's totally obvious from the gif.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Stultus Maximus posted:

Yeah because that's totally obvious from the gif.

You need to watch more episodes of Cops.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Stultus Maximus posted:

Yeah because that's totally obvious from the gif.
Yeah, it is obvious. :confused:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Yeah, it is obvious. :confused:

I had to look closely to see the taser and I've seen plenty of drills where a person plays a violently resisting detainee (played one myself) and never one that used a live taser so

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Our medics did taser training like that before deploying. I'd assume it's more medics doing the same thing.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Taser training as in "I'm bored let's taser each other" maybe

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Yeah that's pretty much what they did, I mean.

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

Slim Pickens posted:

Taser training as in "I'm bored let's taser each other" maybe

We got tazers for less than a week in Iraq.

They got taken away because we kept doing poo poo like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfqw0GepSd0

That was our platoon sergeant who shot him. We were trying to find someone who would let us shoot him with the barbs and that guy agreed. His only stipulation was "that I get a running start," I dont know why.

We also did stuff like turn the platoon into a circuit, see who could take a dry stun the longest, get ambushed by our platoon sergeant who tazed PT underperformers when they smoked, and other stuff. We never once tazed an Iraqi.

thetechnoloser
Feb 11, 2003

Say hello to post-apocalyptic fun!
Grimey Drawer
I did a story on our unit's TASER training course. I got shot with the barbs too. It hurts worse than OC for the 5 seconds it's on, but at least the TASER turns off. OC just keeps giving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bA4bLCVV0o

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011
When I was brand new they had a taser in the arms room and the arms room NCO would occasionally make me hit myself in the arm with it before I could draw anything out.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


When I used to work at a bombing range they had a stun gun stashed in the base of the tower for whatever reason. Of course this was the same installation where guys kept personal firearms unlocked in their offices.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Casimir Radon posted:

When I used to work at a bombing range they had a stun gun stashed in the base of the tower for whatever reason. Of course this was the same installation where guys kept personal firearms unlocked in their offices.

You're actually living in an RPG and found some beginner loot.

HelpImARock3
May 27, 2010

Don't get treed by a Chihuahua

HelpImARock3 fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Feb 1, 2015

brains
May 12, 2004


oh hey, south hover :)

Nuclear War
Nov 7, 2012

You're a pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty girl
Up by Tromsų in Norway, between 75 and 95, the Norwegian Armed Forces spent hundreds of millions on building a top secret defensive line called 'the Frey line'. It was finished in 95 and as far as I know was never used or garrisoned. I've been in a couple of the old bunkers when they were used for hell week for NCO students.
Now they're being torn down, and only the command post and a couple more positions are being preserved.

article and surprisingly good film clip in Norwegian with lots of nice pictures English speakers can enjoy too.

http://www.nrk.no/magasin/siste-skanse-1.12008817

Edit: clarifying

Nuclear War fucked around with this message at 13:19 on Feb 1, 2015

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS3C0s3wuN4


:captainpop:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
There's no way that was an American pilot. Had to be Dutch.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Not sure of the original source of that, but there is this:

http://www.military.com/video/aircraft/jet-fighters/f-16-low-pass-fly-by/658552074001/

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

blast this poo poo at the gate

Ruse
Dec 16, 2005

Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds!

Godholio posted:

There's no way that was an American pilot. Had to be Dutch.

Looks like KAF so you're probably right.

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice

Ruse posted:

Looks like KAF so you're probably right.

I'm not sure that's KAF. If it is, I'd bet on UAE. Those guys took pride in low trajectories that set off the ID alarms. It's also daylight, and they stop working by 1400 at the latest.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I don't see any conformal tanks, and I don't think UAE flies any clean Vipers.

terrez
Mar 20, 2012
https://gfycat.com/CanineThunderousEastrussiancoursinghounds

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd
Yeah, no conformals means it's not UAE...probably Dutch or Belgian.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008
All that smoke is so :black101:

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Don't breathe in the smoke coming from the Blackbird, it likely contains actual metals.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Dead Reckoning posted:

Don't breathe in the smoke coming from the Blackbird, it likely contains actual metals.

All smoke is carcinogenic anyway.

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Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008


"Holy poo poo ssgt. Gonna be pissed, I'm in dude."

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