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The Mentalizer posted:Yes, it would appear that Jimmy Fallon is eating Chris Pratt's pants sandwich. Kinda sad to see that Chris Pratt already looks like he put back on all the weight he lost for GotG.
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veedubfreak posted:Kinda sad to see that Chris Pratt already looks like he put back on all the weight he lost for GotG. I'm pretty sure he did it for his role in Parks and Recreation. http://weknowmemes.com/2014/08/weight-gain-tips-with-chris-pratt/
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Trillest Parrot posted:Every time someone says "sportsball" or "handegg" I hear "I'm proud to be ignorant" because not only is willful ignorance some kind of nerd badge of honor but they're also loving stupid for thinking it's funny It's serious business!
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Stoatbringer posted:It's serious business! Even worse, its srs bsns!
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veedubfreak posted:Kinda sad to see that Chris Pratt already looks like he put back on all the weight he lost for GotG. Man, for a second I was imagining him as Strong Belwas, and then I realized it was the wrong abbreviation.
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Trillest Parrot posted:Every time someone says "sportsball" or "handegg" I hear "I'm proud to be ignorant" because not only is willful ignorance some kind of nerd badge of honor but they're also loving stupid for thinking it's funny I think they're doing it specifically to piss you off and it sounds like it's working
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Chris Evans is the hero we deserve but Chris Pratt is the hero we all secretly crave.
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Gihon posted:hot and crazy Let me tell you about Iceland  
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Girls from Iceland all look like that. And the guys all look like this. 
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Of course they'd be ripped as hell and muscular and poo poo, they spend their time fighting dragons and bears and bandits and poo poo. And they all loving love Talos.
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All I know about Iceland is that their gene pool is so small, they have an app that alerts you of everybody in the bar you're related to. Iceland - smartphones = 
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Is there a King of the Hill reference that I'm missing?
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New Leaf posted:Is there a King of the Hill reference that I'm missing? 
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Say Nothing posted:Girls from Iceland all look like that. The vikings basically stole all the hot English chicks and founded Iceland on raping them. Coincidentally, the English are not known for being pretty. Then Iceland went into a "no, Europe you are infected with plagues we are closed" for a couple of hundred years. It's no wonder they all look good, they're the offspring of hot stolen chicks and manly men with axes and boats.
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BonHair posted:The vikings basically stole all the hot English chicks and founded Iceland on raping them. Coincidentally, the English are not known for being pretty. Then Iceland went into a "no, Europe you are infected with plagues we are closed" for a couple of hundred years. It's no wonder they all look good, they're the offspring of hot stolen chicks and manly men with axes and boats. They're actually so inbred that they went full circle past mutant hillbilly and back into normal looking person again  ice ice toddler
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Wait here bae, Mommy's got to go to work for a few minutes.
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BonHair posted:The vikings basically stole all the hot English chicks and founded Iceland on raping them. Coincidentally, the English are not known for being pretty. Then Iceland went into a "no, Europe you are infected with plagues we are closed" for a couple of hundred years. It's no wonder they all look good, they're the offspring of hot stolen chicks and manly men with axes and boats. Thanks to Eastern Europe the UK's percentage of hot chicks is now on the increase.
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New Leaf posted:Is there a King of the Hill reference that I'm missing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTAXUYLbFYk
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beato posted:Thanks to Eastern Europe the UK's percentage of hot chicks is now on the increase. And for the same reason, the UK's percentage of hot guys is on the decline.
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:And for the same reason, the UK's percentage of hot guys is on the decline. Sounds like a buyer's market!
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Mine was the word Chicago. Up until I was about, I don't know.... 10 I guess, reading the word "Chicago", I thought it was pronounced Chick-A-Go. I would read it in the newspaper, or any number of books. I always thought it was weird though that I'd never heard anyone say Chick-A-Go in movies or TV or whatever, when referring to a city. It was this mystical city I'd only ever read about in print, but no one ever talked about it. I don't recall when I actually made the leap that Chick-A-Go was actually just plain old Chicago, but I do remember cursing myself out for about ten minutes over being such a doofus for so long.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Mine was the word Chicago. Up until I was about, I don't know.... 10 I guess, reading the word "Chicago", I thought it was pronounced Chick-A-Go. I would read it in the newspaper, or any number of books. I always thought it was weird though that I'd never heard anyone say Chick-A-Go in movies or TV or whatever, when referring to a city. It was this mystical city I'd only ever read about in print, but no one ever talked about it. I don't recall when I actually made the leap that Chick-A-Go was actually just plain old Chicago, but I do remember cursing myself out for about ten minutes over being such a doofus for so long. I mentioned to a girl at work that I was born in Salem. She didn't know where that was so I brought up the witch trials. She thought they happened in Salem, Oregon. I live in New England.
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Turfahurf posted:I mentioned to a girl at work that I was born in Salem. She didn't know where that was so I brought up the witch trials. She thought they happened in Salem, Oregon. I live in New England. Are you a witch? 
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Angela Christine posted:Are you a witch? Does she weigh as much as a duck?
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"Give my son the LeBron" "He deserves it."
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In a reversal of fortune, that hairstyle will gain an association with rebelliousness and become briefly fashionable.
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ReidRansom posted:In a reversal of fortune, that hairstyle will gain an association with rebelliousness and become briefly fashionable. It's like the reverse of tattoos just being for gross old people in 20 years.
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Met posted:
No joke, someone I was in undergrad with would get his hair cut as a punishment when he was a kid. Now he like...never, ever cuts his hair unless necessary.
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Jippa posted:It's like the reverse of tattoos just being for gross old people in 20 years. Hadn't thought of that. Yeah, probably. And when's the last time you saw a young guy with earrings? All the dudes had them back in the 90s when I was in high school. Earrings are now for lame dudes in their 30s who just won't let it go.
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