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Feb 4, 2015 22:55
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Y'know, I really feel like I could make a career for myself in medical billing, or the Internal Revenue Service, or rent-to-own repossession, or just being the person at the airport who tells fatties they have to buy an extra seat. I think I would enjoy a job where I get to make other people feel frustrated and angry, instead of the other way around.
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Feb 5, 2015 00:41
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Dead Reckoning posted:Y'know, I really feel like I could make a career for myself in medical billing, or the Internal Revenue Service, or rent-to-own repossession, or just being the person at the airport who tells fatties they have to buy an extra seat. I think I would enjoy a job where I get to make other people feel frustrated and angry, instead of the other way around. i spend about 3-4 hours a day calling out indians (dot not feather) on their lies its pretty fun
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Feb 5, 2015 00:44
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:i spend about 3-4 hours a day calling out indians (dot not feather) on their lies Was it really that fun? In my experience they'll just agree with whatever you say and then not change anything at all.
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Feb 5, 2015 01:20
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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:Was it really that fun? In my experience they'll just agree with whatever you say and then not change anything at all. Basically 90% of them just call me so that they can tell their boss that they called me and poo poo's broke so theres nothing they can do. Which is fine, I will play that game forever since it's just me saying "Nope. Here's a reference number!" and they go off and play with their Nokia phones in their contractor office in Chennai or wherever. (Seriously, all I hear in the background is the Nokia song.) The other 10% are people who have hosed something up horribly and lie over the phone so i can fix it for them without their managers finding out. They will lie about everything and everything, and seems shocked when I tell them no. I can't curse them out or anything but I still have fun, until they just go silent for 30 seconds, then say "Hello!" and start all over again, like I rebooted their brain.
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Feb 5, 2015 02:53
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also I guess SI has a fat girl in the swimsuit issue that dude is falling into the pool from the shockwaves of her footsteps
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Feb 5, 2015 02:58
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That girl's fat?
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Feb 5, 2015 02:59
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:That girl's fat? She's curvy. It's like a bear for straight dudes.
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Feb 5, 2015 03:02
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:That girl's fat? thats what i like to call a heifer
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Feb 5, 2015 03:05
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:That girl's fat? Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Feb 5, 2015 |
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Feb 5, 2015 03:05
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:Basically 90% of them just call me so that they can tell their boss that they called me and poo poo's broke so theres nothing they can do. Which is fine, I will play that game forever since it's just me saying "Nope. Here's a reference number!" and they go off and play with their Nokia phones in their contractor office in Chennai or wherever. (Seriously, all I hear in the background is the Nokia song.) You're tech support for Indian tech support guys?
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Feb 5, 2015 03:08
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:also I guess SI has a fat girl in the swimsuit issue Need to know her name and how she looks on the back. For a project you see.
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Feb 5, 2015 03:09
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ElMaligno posted:Need to know her name and how she looks on the back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uLoGnJLmhQ
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Feb 5, 2015 03:20
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How do you find an indoor weed farm in winter? Wait for it to snow.
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Feb 5, 2015 03:21
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holocaust bloopers posted:You're tech support for Indian tech support guys? I do support poo poo for a company, mainly with Citrix poo poo but because im overnight I deal with the offshore contractors while im doing server crap
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Feb 5, 2015 03:21
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Feb 5, 2015 03:33
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ElMaligno posted:Would i've definitely been whale hunting and have been with way bigger. i would totally bang that chick.
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Feb 5, 2015 03:45
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ElMaligno posted:Would
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Feb 5, 2015 03:57
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ElMaligno posted:Would
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Feb 5, 2015 03:58
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Yeah, that chick is pretty bad rear end. Bad news is that a bunch of morbidly obese land whales are going to start strutting around in bikinis and screech about how women with curves are better than skinny bitches.
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Feb 5, 2015 03:58
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Cole posted:i've definitely been whale hunting and have been with way bigger. i would totally bang that chick. cool story ahab
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Feb 5, 2015 03:58
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:cool story ahab lol I'd have sex with this chick but wouldn't tell kfff because he would make jokes.
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Feb 5, 2015 04:02
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A shameful lay  still would
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Feb 5, 2015 04:03
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:cool story ahab Cole likes mopeds
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Feb 5, 2015 04:03
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bengy81 posted:Yeah, that chick is pretty bad rear end. Bad news is that a bunch of morbidly obese land whales are going to start strutting around in bikinis and screech about how women with curves are better than skinny bitches. p much. Same sort of people who say that Marilyn Monroe was fat despite all visual evidence to the contrary.
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Feb 5, 2015 04:04
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:cool story ahab All that most maddens and torments; all that stirs up the less of things; all truth with malice in it; all that cracks the sinews and cakes the brain; all the subtle demonisms of life and thought; all evil, to crazy Ahab, were visibly personified, and made practically assailable in Moby Dick. He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it. "gently caress you Lena Dunham, suck my dick from the back."
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Feb 5, 2015 04:05
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i don't know how hot soft chicks are going to encourage women to have healthy weights when a constant barrage of skeletal girls just resulted in a few eating disorders in a nation of whales
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Feb 5, 2015 04:06
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maize is actually a really long drawn out way for the noble savage to strike back at murderous pale faces from beyond the grave
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Feb 5, 2015 04:15
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:I'd have sex with this chick but wouldn't tell kfff because he would make jokes.
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Feb 5, 2015 04:17
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That video spends a poo poo load of time focusing on those dudes' faces instead of making their poor editor have to get the CGI bill cranked up trying to cover up stretch marks and cellulite in real time.
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Feb 5, 2015 04:35
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Mike-o posted:All that most maddens and torments; all that stirs up the less of things; all truth with malice in it; all that cracks the sinews and cakes the brain; all the subtle demonisms of life and thought; all evil, to crazy Ahab, were visibly personified, and made practically assailable in Moby Dick. He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it. "gently caress you Lena Dunham, suck my dick from the back." "Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from shaft's base I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I shoot my last load in thee. Sink all miscarriages and abortions to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then contract herpes, while still humping thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up my seed!"
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Feb 5, 2015 04:46
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I decided that the Irish Car Bomb was really insensitive so to balance it out I am trying to invent a Twin Towers. My first idea is two people dropping kamikaze shots into a pair of Coors tallboys. Thoughts?
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Feb 5, 2015 04:56
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Stultus Maximus posted:I decided that the Irish Car Bomb was really insensitive so to balance it out I am trying to invent a Twin Towers. make it an Eiffel tower and have a girl getting spitroasted between the shot droppers who high five
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Feb 5, 2015 04:58
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from shaft's base I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I shoot my last load in thee. Sink all miscarriages and abortions to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then contract herpes, while still humping thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up my seed!"
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Feb 5, 2015 04:58
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Stultus Maximus posted:I decided that the Irish Car Bomb was really insensitive so to balance it out I am trying to invent a Twin Towers. Order a shot of Jet Fuel Aquire a 1943 Steel Cent Drop coin into the shot. Wait for the coin to dissolve. Drink.
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Feb 5, 2015 05:04
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vaccines cause autism debra
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Feb 5, 2015 05:08
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OZYMANDICKASS posted:Order a shot of Jet Fuel Nailed it. But why does the coin dissolve?
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Feb 5, 2015 05:08
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Mike-o posted:vaccines cause autism debra
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OZYMANDICKASS posted:Order a shot of Jet Fuel Also good. But we should call that one the Loose Change.
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