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LifeofaGuardian posted:Take up Daub gang tags on rival dorm walls
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Feb 2, 2015 11:50
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Make some new friends 
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Feb 2, 2015 12:13
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Get to know Cid better. We need someone to mess with after all.
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Feb 2, 2015 14:36
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Grab a guitar and play for tips on campus, and in the dorm at night. No need to bother to practice first.
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Feb 2, 2015 15:10
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Put on some glasses, they'll make you look 10x smarter.
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Feb 2, 2015 15:57
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Simsmagic posted:Put on some glasses, they'll make you look 10x smarter. Also, we need to put Samara's hair in a ponytail. She's in college, after all!
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Feb 2, 2015 16:35
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Make sure to not put any effort into making her blog coherent no matter how many big words Samara learns.
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Feb 2, 2015 17:53
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RBA Starblade posted:Make sure to not put any effort into making her blog coherent no matter how many big words Samara learns. Rather, lots of big words that together doesn't make any sense. Pure purple prose. Host a party and do some juice keg stands. Also, visit the comic book store. We need to research supervillains and the do and don'ts.
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Feb 2, 2015 18:06
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Get every degree! as ET suggested as omnidisciplinarianism is a great trait for villain!
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Feb 2, 2015 18:36
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EclecticTastes posted:In serious suggestion news, get every single degree. If it's possible to suggest two things, I think this is a good long-term goal! If not, keep my earlier suggestion.
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Feb 2, 2015 20:45
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Make friends with the nerdy girl in the computer wing. She looks like a good person to steal homework from. Not that Samara would ever cheat, of course.
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Feb 2, 2015 22:26
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Embrace the rebel. Spraypaint dickbutts on any available surface.
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Feb 2, 2015 22:33
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EclecticTastes posted:In serious suggestion news, get every single degree. Oh my good god.
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Feb 3, 2015 02:33
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Theta Zero posted:Oh my good god. Well now we have to.
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Feb 3, 2015 03:19
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Lotish posted:Well now we have to. Yep we have to.
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Feb 3, 2015 03:43
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Samara is my favourite mess, have a picture.
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Feb 3, 2015 03:57
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Kojiro posted:Samara is my favourite mess, have a picture. I love it.
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Feb 3, 2015 04:01
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Kojiro posted:Samara is my favourite mess, have a picture. it's too flattering, what kind of scam are you trying to pull here? 0/10
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Feb 3, 2015 04:10
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Simsmagic posted:Put on some glasses, they'll make you look 10x smarter. Agreed.
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Feb 3, 2015 05:58
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Do the worst thing I have no idea what the worst thing you can do in sims 3 college, but you should do it.
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Feb 3, 2015 06:07
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Bone someone at a party
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Feb 3, 2015 08:04
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Sketchie posted:This. Simsmagic posted:Put on some glasses, they'll make you look 10x smarter. These. Make Samara do fashion decisions she'll regret.
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Feb 3, 2015 08:10
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This is college. Samara has to try and gain the freshman 15 and sleep with a girl or a guy who looks like s girl.
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Feb 3, 2015 09:31
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mycot posted:These. Make Samara do fashion decisions she'll regret. Give Samara an ugly t-shirt.
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Feb 3, 2015 23:05
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College: Week 1 Good lord, man.  Apparently there's standards even lower than that of a poor homeless woman, and that's the standards of a college student. To Do ☐ Befriend a Robot ☐ Travel abroad ☐ Tragic clown to the face ☐ Pick a fight ☐ Adopt a magical unicorn ☐ Blame it on Quincey ☐ Time travel ☐ Become an official criminal ☐ Matchmake for Quincey ☐ Become a licensed everything ☐ Wear an ugly shirt ☐ Wear some nerdy glasses ☐ Wear a dorky ponytail ☐ Become a rebel ☐ Take up spray painting ☐ Tag enemy dorms ☐ Hang with Cidmeister ☐ Play guitar for tips ☐ Do the worst thing ☐ Get crunked at a party ☐ Read some comics ☐ Find that nerdy girl from the computer wing ☐ Perform lecherous actions upon an individual ☐ Perform lecherous actions upon an individual who is or resembles a woman  Done and done. Conveniently, we already were wearing an ugly shirt.  TUESDAY Wow.  When we were living on our own, we had to work to pile up this much stench and filth. But these college students managed to turn this dorm into a dump in a single day.  Cid decides to cook some breakfast waffles this morning. Some rebellious breakfast waffles. Although I don't know what makes them so anarchist--  GOOD LORD! What the hell happened to this oven!? It looks like somebody held a monster truck rally in there! ...Well, we're not ones to turn down free food.  Ha ha, yeah, no. You may not mind wallowing in your own filth, and we don't either, but we draw the line at not being able to tell the difference between your burnt waffles and the flies crawling all over it.  Hell, we'll eat in the rain on this grimy bench next to a scantily clad woman if it's only half as dirty as our cafeteria. ...Say, did you hear revving?  H-hey! That's the Samara-Mobile!  What's this supposed to be? Revenge!? It's not our fault we blew up your bikes! And even if it was, stealing our motorcycle is theft! Don't think you can run, Cid, we know where you live!  ...Hopefully Cid will come back from class by the time our lecture starts. Hey, glad to see somebody deciding to clean up around here.  Hey, the dorm mailbox! Time to invade some privacy! Aw, it's just some dumb letter. And it's not even meant for somebody else, it's to us.  Miss the abuse that much, huh? We'll send some plastic explosive with the next love letter, then.  We're looking to become a rebel. When we've gotten enough popularity with them, they'll send Samara a spray paint can, so we can kill two birds with one stone here.  The kit may already be just $30 but we're nothing if not frugal. Or poor. We can do a job on this bulletin board to gain some Rebel influence. Says here that the local football team is trying out some experimental medicine with some..."herbs." Namely sweet grass. Uh-huh. Sure.  Rainbow! Uh, I mean...luckily sweet grass is one of those stupid herbal remedies, so we can pick up a few at the local store. Along with a little something extra...  Fireworks! Maybe we can hit one of those airplanes up there.  Illegal in 42 states, but we're the lucky 8, baby.  What? We spent 20 bucks on that?  Hell, if that's what we're getting, let's blow up all of these bad boys at once.  Aw yeah, this is gonna be goo--    ...Should've seen that one coming.  We turned in the herbs to the local football team, and got enough money to make a little profit off of the sweet grass we bought. Of course, that doesn't make a difference because we spent over a couple hundred on fireworks. This next job to gain rebel influence just wants us to dumpster dive!  We used to do this just for food, so a few minutes digging through trash is nothing--ing--ing--ing--ing--ing--   Good lord, man. Apparently there's standards even lower than that of a poor homeless woman, and that's the standards of a college student. To Do ☐ Befriend a Robot ☐ Travel abroad ☐ Tragic clown to the face ☐ Pick a fight ☐ Adopt a magical unicorn ☐ Blame it on Quincey ☐ Time travel ☐ Become an official criminal ☐ Matchmake for Quincey ☐ Become a licensed everything ☐ Wear an ugly shirt ☐ Wear some nerdy glasses ☐ Wear a dorky ponytail ☐ Become a rebel ☐ Take up spray painting ☐ Tag enemy dorms ☐ Hang with Cidmeister ☐ Play guitar for tips ☐ Do the worst thing ☐ Get crunked at a party ☐ Read some comics ☐ Find that nerdy girl from the computer wing ☐ Perform lecherous actions upon an individual ☐ Perform lecherous actions upon an individual who is or resembles a woman Done and done. Conveniently, we already were wearing an ugly shirt. TUESDAY Wow. When we were living on our own, we had--  ...I feel like we've done this before. Oh wait, now I remember. We crashed. Remember to save your games frequently, kids.  At least in this timeline, everyone decides to eat breakfast together. Cid still burnt the waffles, though. Speaking of Cid, let's go bone him.  Okay Cid, let's do this.  There you go!  Don't look so sad, it only ran us about $3 from the local pet shop. You're free to enjoy it without worrying about our wallet. You can use it when you're teething or something.  You people make the weirdest requests, I swear.  Simply talking to Cid and throwing him a bone was enough to get waaay more rebel influence than just doing a bunch of dumb chores, so we managed to snag a spray paint can.  Let's tag some rival dorms and get outta here before the cops show up!  Hah! That'll give them something to see when they get back from class! Wait a second...  Oh. Whoops. This is our dorm. ... Look, all the dorms look the same to me.  ...At the very least, our dorm has a distinguishing characteristic now.  This time around, Cid didn't decide to bikejack us, so we can head to the lecture hall in style.  Sweet, we snagged a front-row seat! Time for an engaging and educational classroom experie--unngh...  ...Zzz...  No! Wake up! If college is hard now, it's going to suck even harder if we flunk and have to do it all a second time!  Okay, pay attention and start taking notes. What's the professor talking about now?  She's...uh, talking about her political views. Alright...  Not sure what that has to do with economic mathematics, but sure...  Uh, teacher. Question.  Huh? You noticed us? Cool. So, um...  Was your mother a horse or is your face just naturally that tall?  ...  ... ...And will that be on the exam?  Well, we got thrown out. I guess we got some free time now. Let's try looking for that girl from the computer wing at the student union center and make buddies with her.  Last time around, I only took two screenshots of her and I didn't even notice her to begin with. So all I have to work with is that she's got a flower in her hair-- Oh! There she is!  Stop! Or we'll ram your bike off the road! We want to be friends!  Oh good, you stopped. Glad we didn't have to ram you, blood's kinda hard to buff out. So, uh, wanna be buddies?  You'd be okay with that? Sweet! Aaand you're Millie, is it? Nice to meet you, Best Friend Millie. Now, next question...  What does this ink blot look like to you?  Now don't worry, there's no correct answer. It's all up to interpretation.  But if you don't say "ten dudes drop-kicking each other," then you're wrong.  That was a successful day. We made new friends, our bike didn't get stolen, and we got kicked out of class.  Let's play some dominoes with our dorm buddies! You already know Cid, the guy with the red hair there is Matthew, and that woman is...a woman. With a name...a very nice name, I'm sure. And I'm fairly certain we saw her in her underwear at some point.  Wait, dominoes is a game?  WEDNESDAY We awaken to the beautiful sound of art! What are you making there, Cid?  ... Well, I'm sure it's a work in progress. ...Did you hear revving, again?  What!? Hey! Now Matthew's taking our Samara-Mobile! What do they think it is, public transit!? Now that's TWO parallel universes where our bike was stolen!  Thank God he brought it back and didn't drive it into a lake or something.  I'm stowing this away in the Family Inventory next to these two bugs I don't remember catching. I'd rather walk to class than risk our sweet ride getting stolen. Wait, then we'd have to walk to class anyways. Uh...  Let's do some quick blogging before hitting the sack. Can't let college get in the way of pleasing our followers!  Sweet! Wait, what!?  THURSDAY Breakfast hot dog! And it's not burnt this time!  Ugh, gross. This is a tell that Matthew has the Slob trait. Which explains why he'll just eat leftover food caked on to somebody else's plate. What it doesn't explain is why Matthew here is the only person who's ever done any cleaning up.  By the way, that's, like, five-day-old salad he just slobbered up. Not even the flies wanted to touch that.  It's Thursday! Time for the class activity!  We're presenting today!  Good thing Samara's been preparing her presentation! Let's get started!  So, who wants to have a listen about our market projections for next year? Anybody?  ...Somebody? ...Nobody...? ...This sucks...  ...But at least we're not one of the losers who got stuck presenting outside in the rain.  FRIDAY Our final for this term is today. Now it's time to do the worst thing. I'm not very confident in Samara's preformance so far, so we're going to...make studying a bit easier...and hack the college database to take a peek at our professor's files on the final exam. Our work as an e-detective comes in handy for all this hacking!  The glasses probably help too. Can't be a hacker without 'em.  I am salivating at the thought.  Some may argue that if we put the same amount of effort into studying than what we put into hacking the database, we would've gotten the same score. To that, I say...uh, well don't knock it until you tried it. And we tried studying. It sucks.  OH CHRIST!  No, no, this is fine...this is...fine...they uh, kicked Samara out and gave her a 0, but our final grade is cumulative for all of our classes! We just need to...cheat for our other few classes and we'll do fine!  Oh, thank god. Phew. See? Cheating is a perfect alternative. It's easy, it's straightforward, and it's only really wrong if you get caught.  Hey! Our best friend Millie invited us to a bonfire party! Let's take the edge off of finals week...finals day, I guess, with some celebration!  ... ...Uh, Millie? Are you there? The door's locked. I guess she forgot about the party or something.  That's fine. We'll leave a little reminder so she won't forget next time. Whatever. Let's just sleep easy now that finals are over. I'm sure we did... ...I'm sure we did terrible. Just downright horrendous. So much for sleeping easy.  Okay...  Our report card is here... ...Wow, what...nice paper. It's very...firm. Why don't we just...admire the paper for a while...?  ...Alright, fine. We can't stall forever.  ...  ...!?  Huh.  I can live with that. ☐ Befriend a Robot ☐ Travel abroad ☐ Tragic clown to the face ☐ Pick a fight ☐ Adopt a magical unicorn ☐ Blame it on Quincey ☐ Time travel ☐ Become an official criminal ☐ Matchmake for Quincey ☐ Become a licensed everything ☑ Wear an ugly shirt ☑ Wear some nerdy glasses ☑ Wear a dorky ponytail ☑ Become a rebel ☑ Take up spray painting ☑ Tag enemy dorms ☑ Hang with Cidmeister ☐ Play guitar for tips ☑ Do the worst thing ☐ Get crunked at a party ☐ Read some comics ☑ Find that nerdy girl from the computer wing ☑ Make buddies ☑ Perform lecherous actions upon an individual ☐ Perform lecherous actions upon an individual who is or resembles a woman
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Feb 5, 2015 07:19
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Sell the beds in your dorm and replace them with Bunk Beds
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Feb 5, 2015 07:36
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Graduate with an A! By any means necessary. Business is cut-throat.
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Feb 5, 2015 08:36
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Become the coach of the school's sports team, somehow make Quincey your "star" player.
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Feb 5, 2015 10:24
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Cheat your way to an A!
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Feb 5, 2015 10:34
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Did you just befriend an orc?
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Feb 5, 2015 11:46
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SirSamVimes posted:Did you just befriend an orc? How dare you talk about Cid that way! (on a more serious note, Millie is actually a werewolf) Also, we need money if we're going to get all the degrees, so go apply for extra funds!
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Feb 5, 2015 14:43
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Take revenge on blue and red hair. They'll regret ever TOUCHING the Samara-mobile.
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Feb 5, 2015 16:13
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No, bad Samara! No cheating! Attain an A average without cheating! Also, what's with the "Tragic clown to the face" on the list? It's been there for ages now and I'm curious what exactly it is. Sketchie fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Feb 5, 2015 |
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Feb 5, 2015 17:00
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Sketchie posted:No, bad Samara! No cheating! Throw a Tragic Clown Potion into a deserving person's face, making them a Tragic Clown.
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Feb 5, 2015 17:25
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Give the professor who caught you cheating a "surprise gift" As an aspiring criminal mastermind, we need to make our stance on snitches clear. Also just caught up on this thread and wanted to say that I spent like a full five minutes laughing at the neighbor's face.
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Feb 5, 2015 18:29
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Sketchie posted:No, bad Samara! No cheating! Going to throw my support behind this one as well. You wouldn't want to get caught too many times and have to spend even LONGER in university, right?
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Feb 5, 2015 19:02
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Average A C Grade While Cheating We Must Strive To Fail Ever Upward Ictus Scientia Erroribus
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Feb 5, 2015 19:02
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LifeofaGuardian posted:Going to throw my support behind this one as well. You wouldn't want to get caught too many times and have to spend even LONGER in university, right? Especially since we're going to be there until we have every single degree.
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EclecticTastes posted:Especially since we're going to be there until we have every single degree. Clayton: About time, it's been years. What will you do with all the degrees? Samara: I'm going to use my expertise to... BLOW UP THE SUN!
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