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That is the tiniest goddamn table in Funky Winkerbean.
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Feb 4, 2015 18:41
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Green Intern posted:That is the tiniest goddamn table in Funky Winkerbean. Lisa's end was sawed off and cremated with her.
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Feb 4, 2015 18:47
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Evil Mastermind posted:Working Daze...I have no idea.  Even when it makes sense, it's a ridiculous "joke".
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Feb 4, 2015 19:09
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Kavak posted:Are you guys speaking from personal experience or are there studies about these kinds of things? Second hand experience, I didn't have the job but I was close with someone who did. The worst thing in some cases is what people were saying about rating the entire experience rather than an individual employee. I remember a story of a customer leaving a banker with a great experience, getting a terrible experience with a teller directly after, answering the survey with a comment specifically praising the banker for their awesome service but rating down for the teller, and the banker still got written up for not fixing the situation she was not even aware of. Most survey systems like that seem little more than back patting on the part of the company.
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Feb 4, 2015 20:01
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Piranha Club Dick Tracy  Judge Parker  9 Chickweed Lane  "It was on the wanted poster that the army put out when you went AWOL back in '44." Pibgorn  If Pibgorn's bad breath is strong enough to melt steel, it should certainly work to remove that adenoid.
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Feb 4, 2015 21:26
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Kavak posted:Are you guys speaking from personal experience or are there studies about these kinds of things? Ours are 1-10. All 10s is a positive survey. There is no reward, but getting no surveys is bad. Any 9 or 8 answer is neutral. There is no write up but you and probably your team as well will not be able to recover from it and will miss your metrics for the month. 7 or less on any question is a negative survey. You get a writeup. Your team will most definitely miss their metrics.
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Feb 4, 2015 21:32
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Helicity posted:
I think it's a sign of how old I am that I just assumed that everyone knew who Tattoo was. 
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Feb 4, 2015 21:38
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There is no correct answer on customer experience surveys. The numerical scales are calibrated to range from "you're fired" to "adequate," so, surprise, nothing you can say within the bounds of the survey results in a positive outcome for the workers. If an employee did a good job, tell the store manager in person.Maldraedior posted:Ours are 1-10. All 10s is a positive survey. There is no reward, but getting no surveys is bad. Any 9 or 8 answer is neutral. There is no write up but you and probably your team as well will not be able to recover from it and will miss your metrics for the month. 7 or less on any question is a negative survey. You get a writeup. Your team will most definitely miss their metrics. This is self-evidently insane.
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Feb 4, 2015 21:57
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Aardmania posted:Pibgorn Dude, run! She's going ram her ovipositor down your throat and lay eggs in your chest!
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Feb 4, 2015 22:01
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Your surveys are dumb and having the scores being arbitrarily interpreted in a different way than how a normal person would view them is even dumber.  / Indolent Bastard posted:Monty Poil fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Feb 5, 2015 |
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Feb 5, 2015 00:38
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Manuel Calavera posted:Family Circus Bullshit, Billy. You've seen every blizzard since 1960.
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Feb 5, 2015 03:43
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:What is surf and turf in your world? Howard Beale posted:It's best when you get customers who say things like "I never give a 5 rating because a 5 means perfection and there's always room for improvement." Maldraedior posted:Ours are 1-10. All 10s is a positive survey. There is no reward, but getting no surveys is bad. Any 9 or 8 answer is neutral. There is no write up but you and probably your team as well will not be able to recover from it and will miss your metrics for the month. 7 or less on any question is a negative survey. You get a writeup. Your team will most definitely miss their metrics. Frog Applause  Invisible Bread  Marvin  Does that mean that his office is an entire floor?
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Feb 5, 2015 04:33
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Tiggum posted:Apparently this is an America/Australia thing? Every time I've had surf and turf it's been steak with mixed seafood, usually something like calamari, prawns, scallops and mussels. Never seen steak served with lobster. Have Lobsters evolved into land animals in Australia?  quote:Frog Applause I'm happy to see Frog Applause back again.  Motherfucker  I was going to ask what kind of gentleman Guther feels is right for his mother, but actually the answer to that one is kind of obvious.
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Feb 5, 2015 04:59
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Why do these Gunther strips exist anyway? The strip is called "Luann" ffs and the story with Luann and the art teacher is like a thousand times more interesting than Gunth Wants His Mommy.
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Feb 5, 2015 05:09
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Small blast from the past (thank you Google Newspapers) The Dumbunnies 6/1/28  The Dumbunnies 6/2/28  The Dumbunnies 6/4/28  Take that Sudoku! (6/2/28)  Y'all, try Mr. Owl's Stuff.
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Feb 5, 2015 05:16
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When did Marvin's dad get so doughy? Also, more Dumbunnies please.
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Feb 5, 2015 05:17
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Six Chix Zippy the Pinhead  Nancy  Arlo and Janis  Andertoons  Four Eyes  Lost Side of Suburbia   Dick Tracy  Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz  Deep Dark Fears 
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Feb 5, 2015 05:30
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Julet Esqu posted:Have Lobsters evolved into land animals in Australia? Wanamingo posted:Nancy Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz
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Feb 5, 2015 06:35
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Tiggum posted:Did you know that Guy Gilchrist used to work on the Muppets? This has been your monthly reminder.
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Feb 5, 2015 06:45
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Tiggum posted:Did you know that Guy Gilchrist used to work on the Muppets? This has been your monthly reminder. I know I'm super mad at Guy Gilchrist.
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Feb 5, 2015 06:52
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Wanamingo posted:Deep Dark Fears Buy a clapper. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny8-G8EoWOw
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Feb 5, 2015 07:12
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Wanamingo posted:
You're sending a man to prison because he couldn't possibly know the hotel's administrative password and there's no way the computer had guest accounts that the hotel guests actually loving used.  Of all of the dumb Inspector Dangers, I think this may take the arsenic laced cake.
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Feb 5, 2015 07:25
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F Minus Mary Worth is still in recap week.  Rex Morgan MD  And in the second panel the writer has a character no one has seen before ask the question that tears apart the premise of this entire story arc. Why would she do that?
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Feb 5, 2015 07:55
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Tiggum posted:OK, that's just bullshit. Why would a computer intended for the hotel guests to use be set up to prevent them from using it? Except this is Inspector Danger so that can't be right.
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Feb 5, 2015 08:03
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As an IT technician here's step one of how I build common use machines: make it auto-login into a locked down profile that can't do anything but what the machine is intended for because I don't want to spend my morning walking around turning on machines and logging into them like a loving janitor, and nobody else does either.
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Feb 5, 2015 08:14
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I suspected the guy who has apparently been at the bar serving himself drinks all night with no employee present.
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Feb 5, 2015 08:26
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My personal pick was the grown adult who was said they were scared of the dark because their mother used to lock them in a closet and their airtight alibi was that as soon as the lights went out they tried to make the experience even darker and more confining by pulling a sheet over themselves.
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Feb 5, 2015 08:43
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Ghostlight posted:As an IT technician here's step one of how I build common use machines: make it auto-login into a locked down profile that can't do anything but what the machine is intended for because I don't want to spend my morning walking around turning on machines and logging into them like a loving janitor, and nobody else does either. while yeah that's probably the best way to do it normally, but at a hotel with only one computer I could pretty easy imagine a lovely set up where a password was needed to log on. Its actually one of the more reasonable solutions I've seen. As most of the solutions are batshit crazy that's not exactly saying much, but this ones actually feasible.
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Feb 5, 2015 09:22
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Tina's Groove Family Circus  Rose is Rose  One Big Happy  Mother Goose & Grimm  Foob  Compu-Toon  Bizarro  Dilbert 
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Feb 5, 2015 09:40
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Manuel Calavera posted:Mother Goose & Grimm
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Feb 5, 2015 09:43
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Manuel Calavera posted:Compu-Toon Wasn't this exact same joke done before, and without a typo?
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Feb 5, 2015 10:10
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Ghostlight posted:My personal pick was the grown adult who was said they were scared of the dark because their mother used to lock them in a closet and their airtight alibi was that as soon as the lights went out they tried to make the experience even darker and more confining by pulling a sheet over themselves. If you're under a sheet then monsters can't get you. Idiot. *high scratchy voice* Don't sign your posts! *in a normal voice* Be quiet MOTHER you're embarrassing me in front of my friends! I bet you wouldn't be so impolite to Mr. Gray!!
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Feb 5, 2015 10:46
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Mandrake the Magician (August 16th, 23rd and 30th, 1942)   I don't understand why both sides are so determined to control this island. I went back and checked and no reason has actually been given, all we know is that the Americans are waiting for reinforcements and the Japanese are attacking in ever greater numbers. I feel like this story would be more engaging if we had some knowledge of why everyone cares so much about Pacifica. 
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Feb 5, 2015 10:49
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Dustin Is Steve Kelley just going to go for Pastis-style contrived puns now? Can one of the characters threaten to beat him with a baseball bat in the final panel? Bleeker  Sounds like Bleeker has a pretty serious hardware failure and would cost too much to fix. What a great excuse for an upgrade! On the Fastrack  Sleep mode has existed for a long time. Safe Havens  Were they trying to kill her? Or just throw all the furniture out of the house?
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Feb 5, 2015 11:16
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Midnight Moth posted:
So is Samantha supposed to have mild diabetes or did Holbrook just not look up normal blood glucose ranges in a healthy young person. Or did she just chug a liter of cola off-panel.
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Feb 5, 2015 12:14
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Midnight Moth posted:Safe Havens
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Feb 5, 2015 13:24
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Midnight Moth posted:Dustin Honestly, that's an insult to Pastis. That's a Batiuk-level pun at best, and even Batiuk would have done it better. Basically what we have here is a Crankshaft strip with a bunch of unnecessary words. Look how much you can cut out without removing anything of value from the joke:  I'd even be tempted to remove the first panel entirely, but that would probably require slightly more rewriting than just removing words. Now just imagine it's Jeff and Pam talking to Crankshaft instead of Meg and Dustin talking to Ed and the transformation is complete.
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Feb 5, 2015 13:28
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Tiggum posted:Invisible Bread Cyanide and Happiness? Edit: If this is how WWII Mandrake portrays the Japanese, I can only imagine how the Nazis would be shown. Too bad Mandrake would just shoot Hitler instead of making him believe his hand was a butt or something. Green Intern fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Feb 5, 2015 |
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Julet Esqu posted:Have Lobsters evolved into land animals in Australia? :ohdear They probably did. And are probably venomous like every other creature there. Personally, I've never had Surf and Turf. 1) because I can't stand lobster (unless it's in a bisque), and 2) could never afford it. Jane's World  Why are there Polynesians in the Florida Keys? Non Sequitur  I was going to say that 12VDC wouldn't do that, but maybe if you added enough salt to make it conductive just enough to heat up? It certainly won't do it based on the way he's got it hooked up. Phoebe and Her Unicorn  Kliban's Cats is Tuesday's. 9 Chickweed Lane 2/5/2004  So Brooke's Jewish today? Zits  Thankfully, one more, and I'm finally done with that racket. Kevin & Kell  Hilarious. 
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