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no careposting itt really let your pets have it let those little bastards know what you think
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 09:54 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:18 |
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lola you are a disgrace for a jack russell, and you should really euth you'reself beforei ts too late. you will never amount to anything and you embarrass the world by existing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hope this helps dicklord
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 09:57 |
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kalli you are too dumb to helldump I hope you're proud of your own stupid self. die.
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 10:00 |
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Stop pulling on the lead you little poo poo. Stop barking at birds, and why the gently caress don't you get along with other dogs you loving retard! Plus you have lovely fur that's all thin and weird and I can hear all those loving farts coming out when you walk!!!
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 14:53 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Jan 12, 2015 |
# ? Jan 12, 2015 18:18 |
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I can say this thread is loving stupid because fraction's my bitch.
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 18:46 |
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How does a conure's morning poop even fit inside its body?
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 19:54 |
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Dusty, YOU DUMB loving DOG. Also, stop catching and eating mice that you then yak up in the middle of the freakin' night all over my hallway carpet. You KNOW by now that they make you sick, dipshit. And our neighbor rides his horse down the street like once a week, QUIT PANIC ATTACK BARKING AT IT LIKE IT'S AN ALIEN FROM MARS THAT'S COME TO EAT YOUR FACE OFF. And if you chase that stupid skunk one more time I'm gonna let you catch it and wear it for a week, I swear.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 01:30 |
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:I can say this thread is loving stupid because fraction's my bitch. don't tell evERYone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 10:33 |
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a dog that get she head stuck in a paper bag a shameful dog
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 19:39 |
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Dr Scoofles posted:Stop pulling on the lead you little poo poo. Stop barking at birds, and why the gently caress don't you get along with other dogs you loving retard! Plus you have lovely fur that's all thin and weird and I can hear all those loving farts coming out when you walk!!! awww what a cutie...I just couldn't stay mad at him no matter what he did
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 05:15 |
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Fucks sake Suzy don't jump the fence to bring home a gross possum carcass you filthy mongrel
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 09:06 |
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I cannot believe I just spent thirty minutes searching for my missing needle across the entire house, positive that I was going to be driving you to the emergency vet, only to discover that you couldn't even loving swallow it properly and it had lined up against your back molars perfectly. You are loving welcome, you lovely dog, and you should be EXTREMELY loving thankful that you didn't need surgery while I am unemployed.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 04:23 |
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Official Bizness posted:I cannot believe I just spent thirty minutes searching for my missing needle across the entire house, positive that I was going to be driving you to the emergency vet, only to discover that you couldn't even loving swallow it properly and it had lined up against your back molars perfectly. You are loving welcome, you lovely dog, and you should be EXTREMELY loving thankful that you didn't need surgery while I am unemployed. I have a neck sign I can lend you.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 05:56 |
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Official Bizness posted:I cannot believe I just spent thirty minutes searching for my missing needle across the entire house, positive that I was going to be driving you to the emergency vet, only to discover that you couldn't even loving swallow it properly and it had lined up against your back molars perfectly. You are loving welcome, you lovely dog, and you should be EXTREMELY loving thankful that you didn't need surgery while I am unemployed. imo you should euth this lovely dumb stupid dog who can't even swallow a needle properly!!!!!!
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 10:17 |
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My guinea pigs know I feed them and give good things like vegetables so they go WHEEKWHEEKWHEEK when I walk past their cage but I just yell SHUT UP YOU STUPID PETS and keep walking
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# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:07 |
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Hurley, you are a complete idiot. Why do you insist on eating any and all poo poo you find? You go out, find cat poo poo somewhere, eat it, puke it up in the house during the night for me to find before work in the morning, I clean it like a retard and then put the bag outside so it doesn't stink the house up....only to see you grab the bag, drag it down to the grass and tear it open, eating it again. The gently caress, dog, the gently caress!!! You do this ALL THE TIME and each time you puke it up. For real, stop eating poo poo, you gigantic tool. Also stop destroying everything. You don't know how close my girlfriend/your owner came to giving you away when you ATE HER TABLET and destroyed her bed and ate her favourite shoes and hats as well as the kennel. Not to mention that time she got an apple iTV and you tried to eat that too within hours of her getting it!! You are lucky you are cute ya loving bastard. I do not regret getting your balls chopped off. Not even a little. Hah.
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 23:11 |
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This little jerk is soft, beautiful, and always making ridiculously cute poses, but he assumes any touch is an attempt to annoy him 90% of the time. Just accept a little pat on the head once in a while, you rear end in a top hat cat!
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# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:36 |
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Vincent you stupid shitlord, stop tearing apart your beds! I'm tired of buying you and Ratigan a new bed every 2-3 weeks because you have some urge to destroy what you lay in.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 18:59 |
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Harriet yo furry emotionally manipulative fucker, stop waking me up at 5 am, stop being friendly to me only to get treats then run away as soon as you get the.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 20:35 |
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Cat, if you're going to instigate the dog then at least have the good sense to run away when he gets riled up. Why do you just stick around and wonder why he's rough-housing you?
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 22:39 |
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Candyass, you are a goddamned disgrace. Hit up the gym, work in a salad once in a while, have some dignity man!
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 12:14 |
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:Vincent you stupid shitlord, stop tearing apart your beds! I'm tired of buying you and Ratigan a new bed every 2-3 weeks because you have some urge to destroy what you lay in. Rats, I assume. Mine like their random cardboard box bed better than any hammock I put in.
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# ? Feb 7, 2015 05:51 |
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My orange tabby cat humps arms and legs
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 03:26 |
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This bitch keeps making GBS threads on my floor. She hasn't pissed on it in almost a month, but she hates loving rain and thunder and loses control. Unfortunately she looks baller in shades.
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# ? Feb 9, 2015 03:54 |
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Thanks for somehow chewing through the chest strap of your new harness literally two minutes after we left the house Sterling you loving douchenozzle Also stop prancing around with your own poo poo in your mouth like it's a trophy
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 09:17 |
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Suzy you loving psycho mutt, rollerblading is not a capital crime punishable by dog bite. If you end up on the dangerous dog register because you can't get your poo poo together you're getting euth'd.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 23:04 |
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Everybody who sees you online loves you and thinks you're just an adorable old curmudgeon cat, but they don't have to deal with your yowling at 7 am or when I decide to take a nap in the evening because you require someone to pet you while you drink from my trickling bathroom sink faucet. You are the loudest non-Siamese cat in the world. You won't even climb onto the couch with me for head-scratches, you insist on lying on the floor at the exact spot where my hand falls down to emphasize how much you own me. You are a tremendous jerk-cat, Reggie. (I still love ya, buddy.)
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 08:25 |
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 16:52 |
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To be fair...mice *are* bigger than Bettas.
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 21:16 |
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Velvet Sparrow posted:To be fair...mice *are* bigger than Bettas. The OP didn't say "Make excuses for your pet's failures." I didn't and you shouldn't either. Portable Staplefrog fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Feb 16, 2015 |
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Portable Staplefrog posted:The OP didn't say "Make excuses for your pet's failures." I didn't and you should either. That's true. gently caress that damned lazy fish. Finny swimming bastard.
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 02:47 |
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Goddamnit I'm tired of throwing your asses out of bed every night when the three of you have your own beds and free run of the couches.
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 02:00 |
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My hound is so dumb he'll get scared by his own farts. My hound is so dumb that a door being closed terrifies him and causes him to flee to the far corner of the house. My hound is so dumb that he hates new items but usually takes days to notice them. New chair Monday it must die Thursday. My hound is so dumb he forgets he's afraid of people. My hound is so dumb that he thinks I own every car in the world. He'll beg for a ride from every car we pass.
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 19:13 |
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We adopted an apparently smart dog who had been hit by a car and required surgery. This was a year ago. She in the last week or so has figured out how to get out of the backyard. When she does, she walks ten feet from the front door to the dead center of the road and lies down. This loving dog has the run of an entire city and chooses to lay down in the place that caused the worst trauma of her life. She hasn't been withdrawn or sad lately, no talk of suicidal ideation so I don't think she's trying to kill herself . I just think she's a dumb old dog. [timg] http://i.imgur.com/LO1uzhE.jpg[/timg]
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 09:05 |
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Goddammit Pixie, stop eating your own poo poo. And stop eating the other dogs's poo poo. And stop eating 3 month old frozen poo poo outside. Ted, every drat speck of dust in the house does not need lunged at. Also, stop growling at literally every car and everyone who has the sheer audacity to pass by our house. Maizy, stop making GBS threads in my sweatpants.
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 04:32 |
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suzy is officially a pig as per a behaviorist assessment. eat that poo poo, stupid dog.
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 06:20 |
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Sharzak posted:We adopted an apparently smart dog who had been hit by a car and required surgery. This was a year ago. She in the last week or so has figured out how to get out of the backyard. When she does, she walks ten feet from the front door to the dead center of the road and lies down. I bet she could properly post a pic without loving up the bb code.
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 08:30 |
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Holy poo poo pick on someone your own size for once.
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 16:09 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:18 |
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Goliath, Mr. Malamute, Spud Bud. What's your obsession with stuff that has to do with ears? No matter where I try to hide my ear plugs, you manage to rip apart whatever container they're in to eat them. Remember that time you found the plastic container of 100 ear plugs and you chewed it open and ate all but a few? You were making GBS threads ear plugs for a week. That's gross. We have to keep the bathroom door closed because you go through the trash and eat Q-Tips too. Speaking of keeping doors closed, Pikkukoira, you have managed to nearly destroy our house with your god damned scratching. Why don't you use the scratching posts we got you? Why do you have to scratch doors and table legs all the time? We keep your nails trimmed, why isn't that good enough? We have had to resort to using baby gates to prevent you from scratching the wood, and it's a pain in the rear end and looks stupid. Raspurrtin, you drive me insane. When we first saw you at the shelter I thought your raspy meow was super cute, but I had no clue that you do not shut the hell up. Ever. I wish I could have just one night of uninterrupted sleep. You don't need to be fed every two hours, you're probably like 25 years old, it's amazing you're still alive. You're the reason I need to wear ear plugs in the first place. I mean, just listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_ngFpisQGs Papa Squeezio, you're really spastic for a Beardie. Chill out, dude. A photo of all the offenders: You're all lucky you're so cute and otherwise well-behaved.
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 21:50 |