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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

After The War posted:

Doctor_Fruitbat, please! Don't you remember DrBouvenstein 1 died four years ago tonight? Run over by Do over Ham's beer-swilling brother, Jerusalem...

Okay, After The War, you hide in the abandoned amusement park; Doctor_Fruitbat, the pet cemetery; Jerusalem, spooky roller disco; And I'll go skinny-dipping in that lake where the sexy teens were killed a hundred years ago tonight.

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Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


PT6A posted:

Did you have the same dream with the backwards talking goon?

Ooooooh, why did you wake me? I was dreaming I was Queeen of the Old West!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

Okay, After The War, you hide in the abandoned amusement park; Doctor_Fruitbat, the pet cemetery; Jerusalem, spooky roller disco; And I'll go skinny-dipping in that lake where the sexy teens were killed a hundred years ago tonight.

We have places your family can hide in peace and security: Cape Fear, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville...

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Ooooooh, why did you wake me? I was dreaming I was Queeen of the Old West!

Chet, stop blowing my sex--I mean sax, sax, stop blowing your sax!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Everything Counts posted:

Chet, stop blowing my sex--I mean sax, sax, stop blowing your sax!

I'll just push the button for the stimulator, I mean elevator!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

We have places your family can hide in peace and security: Cape Fear, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville...

Ice Cream Ville?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

PT6A posted:

Did you have the same dream with the backwards talking goon?

:stare:




....I'll drive.

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


Do over Ham posted:

Ice Cream Ville?

Hurry up! We've got a lot of tonic to sell and a lot of goons to visit: Frigid Falls, Mount Seldom, Lake Flaccid...

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Hurry up! We've got a lot of tonic to sell and a lot of goons to visit: Frigid Falls, Mount Seldom, Lake Flaccid...

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation in Lake Titicaca. Try to make a joke out of that, smart guy!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Everything Counts posted:

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation in Lake Titicaca. Try to make a joke out of that, smart guy!

Seattle!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fC6nN0FOKo

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Martytoof posted:

Ruff ruff! I'm Marty the rockin' poster!

Goodnight, Someone Awful, there will be no encores.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Hurry up! We've got a lot of tonic to sell and a lot of goons to visit: Frigid Falls, Mount Seldom, Lake Flaccid...

I've sold quotes to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum, it put them on the map!

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


TMMadman posted:

I've sold quotes to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum, it put them on the map!

North Haverbrook... Now where have I heard that name before?

...oh no.

OH NO!!!

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Root Bear posted:

:stare:




....I'll drive.

drat fine coffee you got here in TVIV, and drat good cherry pie.

Jorghnassen
Oct 1, 2007
Glouton des fjords

The Nastier Nate posted:

drat fine coffee you got here in TVIV, and drat good cherry pie.

At the Apple Biscuit cafe, where the smiles are free, don't you know, Sven Inqvist studied the menu, and finally he ordered the same thing he has every day. :geno:

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Ooooooh, why did you wake me? I was dreaming I was Queeen of the Old West!

"Rich Uncle Chet... you are good at ... turning me... on"

Uh, you should probably ignore that...

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


PT6A posted:

"Rich Uncle Chet... you are good at ... turning me... on"

Uh, you should probably ignore that...

I'll tell you a secret PT6A; whenever I'm worried about Rich Uncle Chet, I go to the attic and add to my ball of yarn.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

PT6A posted:

"Rich Uncle Chet...

You will also notice Mr. Ham's name and copyright notice on the original drawings of the other members of the Itchy & Scratchy family:
Brown-Nose Bear:

Disgruntled Goat:

Flatulent Fox

Rich Uncle Skeleton

and Dinner Dog.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jorghnassen posted:

At the Apple Biscuit cafe, where the smiles are free, don't you know, Sven Inqvist studied the menu, and finally he ordered the same thing he has every day. :geno:

Oh! You've never heard Garrison Keillor till you've heard him through five speakers. :heysexy:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



DrBouvenstein posted:

You will also notice Mr. Ham's name and copyright notice on the original drawings of the other members of the Itchy & Scratchy family:
Brown-Nose Bear:

Disgruntled Goat:

Flatulent Fox

Rich Uncle Skeleton

and Dinner Dog.


Oh yeah... they weren't very good.

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Oh yeah... they weren't very good.

Disgruntled Goon has his moments

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jorghnassen posted:

At the Apple Biscuit cafe, where the smiles are free, don't you know, Sven Inqvist studied the menu, and finally he ordered the same thing he has every day. :geno:

:lol::laffo::xd::hf::laugh:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jorghnassen posted:

At the Apple Biscuit cafe, where the smiles are free, don't you know, Sven Inqvist studied the menu, and finally he ordered the same thing he has every day. :geno:

Ah, Love Story. The little picture that could. Was Paramount chomping at the bit to make it? You better believe they weren't. But once that tearjerker hit John Q. Popcorn it was boffo boo-hoo box office all the way.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

DrBouvenstein posted:

You will also notice Mr. Ham's name and copyright notice on the original drawings of the other members of the Itchy & Scratchy family:
Brown-Nose Bear:

Disgruntled Goat:

Flatulent Fox

Rich Uncle Skeleton

and Dinner Dog.


That's right. I did the Iggy. :corsair:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

That's right. I did the Iggy. :corsair:

Do Over Ham, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Do Over Ham, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

I'm old! Gimme gimme gimme!!!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

IMJack posted:

I'm old! Gimme gimme gimme!!!

I didn't earn it, I don't need it, but if they miss one payment, I'll raise hell!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

Do Over Ham, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Would you please stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet?

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!
Now even though we're being broadcast on :rolleyes: The TV IV, there's no need for obnoxious hooting and hollering.


:ughh:

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Monday_ posted:

Would you please stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet?

I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to you news letter.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Monday_ posted:

Would you please stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Monday_ posted:

Would you please stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet?

Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

TMMadman posted:

Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.

GO AHEAD, THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY...

Gin_Rummy
Aug 4, 2007

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

GO AHEAD, THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY...

Don't blame me. I voted for Boardroom Jimmy.

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


Gin_Rummy posted:

Don't blame me. I voted for Boardroom Jimmy.

I must have spent our last :10bux: on this Al Gore doll

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

I must have spent our last :10bux: on this Al Gore doll

Well this calls for a celebration.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Well this calls for a celebration.



You are hearing me talk.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Do over Ham posted:

You are hearing me talk.

Hee her! You're right do over ham, he does look like Al Gore!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Skeesix posted:

Hee her! You're right do over ham, he does look like Al Gore!

Sane Planning, Sensible Tomorrow. :stare:

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Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Gin_Rummy posted:

Don't blame me. I voted for Boardroom Jimmy.

Ironic, isn't it Gin_Rummy? This anonymous clan of slack jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.

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