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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Stultus Maximus posted:

Also good. But we should call that one the Loose Change.

:vince:

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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Nailed it. But why does the coin dissolve?

lol this guy thinks Jet Fuel dissolves steel.


Stultus Maximus posted:

Also good. But we should call that one the Loose Change.

yissssssss

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

OZYMANDICKASS posted:

lol this guy thinks Jet Fuel dissolves steel.


lol

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

walked right into that one

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Looking for a beater road bike to scoot around town with. I have a nice Trek 1000 road bike but I want one I won't worry about too much if it gets stolen. I'm pretty clueless when it comes to bikes


Looking at this one for my gf

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/esd/bik/4873939926.html


And this one for me

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/bik/4873005833.html

55 cm is pretty small for someone up to 6', no?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

the gently caress is this, you gunning for veins job?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

oh no someone wants to get exercise and has a girlfriend

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
am i missing a town bicyle joke or

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
me playing mgs irl

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
First he starts by posting cats in the dogge thread. Now, making GBS threads on people with bicycles? Look at this scrub.

Chicks dig big dicks and spandex.

e: DISREGARD. FIXIES ARE FOR SCRUBS.

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Feb 5, 2015

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from shaft's base I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I shoot my last load in thee. Sink all miscarriages and abortions to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then contract herpes, while still humping thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up my seed!"

Beautiful.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Mike-o posted:

am i missing a town bicyle joke or

They are both single gear bikes eponymous hipster bicycles, also hybrid bikes are better.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

a challenger arrises

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from shaft's base I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I shoot my last load in thee. Sink all miscarriages and abortions to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then contract herpes, while still humping thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up my seed!"

Next GiP coffee table book idea: screengrabs from movies with these kinds of GiP-ified quotes on the opposite page. Give it a mundane title like "Inspirational Quotes from American Cinema Classics" so it can be distributed to VA waiting rooms project mayhem style.



Dr Alan Grant + "Transraptor"
George S. Patton + 50FA's "Why Should You Revere Veterans?"

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Disregard my previous post. Fixies are for scrubs.

ElMaligno posted:

They are both single gear bikes eponymous hipster bicycles, also hybrid bikes are better.
Hybrids are for scrubs and fatbodies (often one and the same).

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Disregard my previous post. Fixies are for scrubs.

Hybrids are for scrubs and fatbodies (often one and the same).

well he is a fat mexican coastie

also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
If you've never gone drunkenly whalin' and bareback with a water buffalo you are the eponymous slackest jawed of the kingdom of faggots.

Truf.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Real talk big girls suck Dick like there's a prize at the end all the time, not just to get you into their psychosexual web from hell, but for the bone you might give the old girl later if she sluts up right and her bhole is tight.

:350::ssh::350:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

tonight show had the most of the saved by the bell cast on tonight

kelly kapowski is still 1000% my poo poo

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

OZYMANDICKASS posted:

Next GiP coffee table book idea: screengrabs from movies with these kinds of GiP-ified quotes on the opposite page. Give it a mundane title like "Inspirational Quotes from American Cinema Classics" so it can be distributed to VA waiting rooms project mayhem style.
I like this idea.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I don't know what you all think I was trying to do but it is probably not what I did

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
what is with the wave of image macros with whole loving novels written on them

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

ded posted:

what is with the wave of image macros with whole loving novels written on them
You can read??

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?



ROTC is one of the funniest things I've seen here so far.

Their conversation...it's magnificent.
Guy on the right is either complaining about or glorifying knifehands, I can't tell. There's also talk about abuse and (instructors?) "going too far".
Choice quote: "If someone lays a hand on me, they better be ready to fight".

Getting hammered on some Lost Highway tonight and then going downtown, knowing full well that when I go back to my apartment drunk, there are no less than three gas stations where I can grab some Jack link's a gallon of water and a bag of jumbo cheetos.


Also yoga pants.

I loving love this country.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Spicy Guacamole posted:

You can read??

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Seeing that AFROTC picture makes me finally understand the trigger warning concept.

Still don't agree with it.

But I understand it better now.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


its fat puerto rican coastie, you loving canadian.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Spicy Guacamole posted:

You can read??

no. the loving words mess up the picture im trying to look at

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

ElMaligno posted:

its fat puerto rican coastie, you loving canadian.

you all look the same

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

ElMaligno posted:

its fat puerto rican coastie, you loving canadian.

so a tropical mexican?

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Bolow posted:

so a tropical mexican?

My Mexican-American wife refers to Puerto Ricans as "Salt-water Mexicans".

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

you all look the same

same

Bolow posted:

so a tropical mexican?

Yes

Dingleberry posted:

My Mexican-American wife refers to Puerto Ricans as "Salt-water Mexicans".

also acceptable

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro


My halloween costume this year

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

2 bills in CT congress for recreational weed legalization

New Hampshire, Vermont, and Rhode Island all have similar bills

Hopefully when you guys do your Appalachian Trail hike we'll be good and legal for you

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


It's too bad that my state (NC) will be one of the last, if not outright FORCED by Federal legalation. :smith:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Current studies are saying all New England states will be legal by 2020

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I think the last states facing the legalization debate will actually experience incentive to remain illegal and raise their fines. By 2020 there's going to be idiots everywhere crossing highways with weed assuming they're A-OK.

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