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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

is that dos caras

Yeah probably. Del Rio is a splitting image of him.

KungFu Grip fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Feb 4, 2015

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Thauros
Jan 29, 2003


:lol: I have no clue who the Triple Crown champ even is anymore (Suwama?) but he wasn't even invited. This is the first time I've ever really gotten a good look at the W-1 championship, not a bad looking belt for a flailing fed that works with TNA.

Thauros fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Feb 4, 2015

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Thauros posted:

:lol: I have no clue who the Triple Crown champ even is anymore (Suwama?) but he wasn't even invited. This is the first time I've ever really gotten a good look at the W-1 championship, not a bad looking belt for a flailing fed that works with TNA.

Go Shiozaki just won it recently. Probably some heat with guys that jumped from the sinking ship that is NOAH to a different sinking ship.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

I still think that the GHC title belt has got to be one of the cheapest, shittiest looking high-level titles ever. I'm pretty sure I like the WWE spinner belt better.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Fauxhawk Express posted:

I still think that the GHC title belt has got to be one of the cheapest, shittiest looking high-level titles ever. I'm pretty sure I like the WWE spinner belt better.

The IWGP tag titles are also really cheesy looking, but the singles belts are nice.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

I actually kind of like the IWGP tag belts. Certainly miles better than their WWE counterparts.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

One of these things is not like the others.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Forceholy posted:

One of these things is not like the others.

Yeah, there's never been a good title match for Mutoh's title.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

KungFu Grip posted:

Yeah, there's never been a good title match for Mutoh's title.

what, the match where he spit nothing into Seiya Sanada's face and pinned him wasn't a 5 star classic? (was that even a title match Idk)

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Chinston Wurchill posted:

How has this not been posted yet?



Look at that B+B player.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Gavok posted:

Look at that B+B player.

B+B Mode

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Gavok posted:

Look at that B+B player.

Maybe if he were a BxB player he'd get an actual title reign.

Dimebags Brain fucked around with this message at 09:27 on Feb 4, 2015

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Dimebags Brain posted:

Maybe if he were a BxB player he'd get an actual title reign.

if he were a BxB player he'd be a comedy jobber for being "too Chinese"

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Dimebags Brain posted:

Maybe if he were a BxB player he'd get an actual title reign.

I would love to hear a Dragon Gate announcer belt out "BEEEBEEE DANIUSAAAAAAAAAN~~~~!!!" before a D-Bry match.

And then it's never acknowledged who the guy is and he's never seen again.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

This is your Pudz update.



Lookin good, Marius.

Germ Incubator
Nov 4, 2009

*Cowboy Shit*

KungFu Grip posted:

Yeah probably. Del Rio is a splitting image of him.

He loving is though I can't stop laughing, it's just old Bert.


Make waaaay for Prince Samiiiiii

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Prince Sami, glorious is he, have a brainbustahhhhh

Germ Incubator
Nov 4, 2009

*Cowboy Shit*

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Prince Sami, glorious is he, have a brainbustahhhhh

:allears:

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Germ Incubator posted:


Make waaaay for Prince Samiiiiii

Hey, clear the way to the Titantron
OH OH, LET'S GO, then the Ska comes on,
So come, be the first in the crowd to chant OLE!

Bell rings, cameras live,
From Quebec, 2-0-5,
The star of tomorrow, Today!

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
That picture looks like Sami died and we're getting pictures transmitted from his sci-fi utopian afterlife.

Bring Back Noid
Sep 16, 2005

Germ Incubator posted:

He loving is though I can't stop laughing, it's just old Bert.


Make waaaay for Prince Samiiiiii

the loving strap on that belt is 20 feet wide jesus christ

tag youre fat
Aug 16, 2013

C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin
"Sami Zayn ascended to another plane of existence. We wish him well in his future endeavours."

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Swan Curry posted:

"Sami Zayn ascended to another plane of existence. We wish him well in his future endeavours."

You're supposed to wait until next Wednesday to post that.

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.

Bring Back Noid posted:

the loving strap on that belt is 20 feet wide jesus christ

I thought the same thing. Then I remembered that the first champion was Big E and how it looked just right.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

OmegaBR posted:

I thought the same thing. Then I remembered that the first champion was Big E and how it looked just right.

Seth Rollins was the first champion. He never wore it around his waist, but he whipped it around like crazy above his head.

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.

KungFu Grip posted:

Seth Rollins was the first champion. He never wore it around his waist, but he whipped it around like crazy above his head.

Ah, my mistake, you're right. And he beat Jinder Mahal of all people.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

KungFu Grip posted:

Seth Rollins was the first champion. He never wore it around his waist, but he whipped it around like crazy above his head.

Rollins metalcore pit dancing for his entrance will never not be hilarious to me.

Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003

Bring Back Noid posted:

the loving strap on that belt is 20 feet wide jesus christ

Well there's your mistake. It's not a belt it's a championship title. :smugdog:

6EQUJ5 6 7
Sep 1, 2012

I'd do the same as you.
Yes. And wrestlemania is no longer numbered because Vince doesn't want it to seem old!

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

One of my favorite Vince things ever is saying "Am I 69 years old? Yes. Am I out of touch? I don't think so" with a straight face when people have been telling him he's out of touch for decades. At least he's fully committed to his delusions.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Mr. Carlisle posted:

One of my favorite Vince things ever is saying "Am I 69 years old? Yes. Am I out of touch? I don't think so" with a straight face when people have been telling him he's out of touch for decades. At least he's fully committed to his delusions.

Vince should be given a yearly pop culture quiz that they broadcast love in the Network. That's how you get subscriptions.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

OmegaBR posted:

Ah, my mistake, you're right. And he beat Jinder Mahal of all people.

As silly as it sounds, they did a decent job of making Jinder seem dangerous.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Vince should be given a yearly pop culture quiz that they broadcast love in the Network. That's how you get subscriptions.

No joke, this would be amazing.

Hell, more poo poo like Hunter and Steph playing the Newlywed Game would be great.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Gaz-L posted:

No joke, this would be amazing.

Hell, more poo poo like Hunter and Steph playing the Newlywed Game would be great.
I want to watch a series of DnD sessions with HHH and his friends/guest stars like Vin Diesel

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

El Gallinero Gros posted:

As silly as it sounds, they did a decent job of making Jinder seem dangerous.

Then they had to hinder jinder.

Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***
Found this thread about a week ago and have been chipping away, sad to see I have come to the end [for now].

Anyone got a good collection of obscure classic WWF Logo pics? I LOVE the logo and love seeing it on anything, gaudy blazers, tacky merch and banners. That thing is a beauty.

Meanwhile, enjoy a nostalgia filled post about wrasslin toys


poo poo there was an announce table bundle? I thought this was an ingenious idea as bein a dorky kid during this time, hardcore stuff was cool. Especially as nearly every figure came with a weapon.


Then they started coming out with changeable ring-skirts/ropes and even 'actual' turnbuckles which would replace the pre-moulded plastic posts. So goony, but I rememberi t being cool


Jesus christ when I saw this thing on the back of a figure box for the first time I remember goin nuts. The thought of getting to hear music for your figs and to get a vinnie mac fig was awesome. I remember having loads of figs with the little metal plate and thinking aw yeah I can't wait to hear too cools music. Imagine my dissapointment when it only had about 10 configured songs on it (See the images on the box of the wrestlers). Too cool came out to gangrels music :smith:


We had a 'wrestling toy shop' pop up in a weird shopping mall (one of those places where folks rent a unit and dissappear forever after time). And it had loads of stuff which blew us away, you think most stores like Toys R Us, woolworths and the like only had a small selection. I loved the ovaltron and again, HAD TO HAVE IT. It wasn't titantron-enabled or electronic, but still fantastic. I believe there was an electronic version around after though. This was on the tail end of me being a dorky kid [2001ish?] but still was brilliant.


Never had but kind of wanted. I never really liked playsets as bits always went missing (although the Jurassic Park compound is the exclusion to this feeling).


Around 98-99 there were these crap figures where the arms and legs didn't bend. I had a taker figure which was 'signed', but it was crap loooking and I couldn't wrestle with him :colbert:
Thankfully the jakks titantron style figures were commonplace after this crap. I recall all of them looking terrible. Like LJN and Jakks had a baby. Awkward times.


From the same time period as above. I remember some weird poo poo. Sweating figures, bone crunching, and some utter nonsense where the wrestlers would be in big Warhammer style armour and all futuristic mad max poo poo. STOMP I believe it was called. Utter shyte.


For some reason I never got ahold of a table, but always wanted one :(


I got this one birthday/christmas and I wasn't sure what to make of it. I 'knew' of WCW but this was pre internet and being a kid, anything non WWF was weird! I loved having the stage and trusses. You even got a little ref. For some reason I hated battery operated features as I saw them as gimmicky even back bein a doofus kid. The middle of the ring had a fabric/stretchy cover with buttons underneath. If you held it down it counted 'one, two, three'. I believe there was another button for grunts.

The turnbuckles had triggers too for noises. And you could attach a figure to the entrance ramp and slide him down like Taker at wrestlemania. Not sure if there was music, but it was cool as a kid. There's probably some kid [read; man] on youtube doing a full review filmed by a DSLR


On the subject of WCW, I also got these. I think mum and dad got promotions mixed up when shopping for lil simo. These figures had little magnets in their fists. They lock up, and you squeeze the legs to flip them up. Kind of cool I guess, but useless as a kids wrestling figure due to no real articulation. I remember the magnets falling out of their fixings, they were strong magnets though! I got Sting, Buff bagwell and DDP. I thought - who the hell are these guys. They looked so cheap compared to WWF toys.


Not really a toy, but kid related. In the UK we have 'Annuals' which are hardbound books about the size of an A4 sheet of paper with about 50-75 pages give or take? I had 91,92 and 95 [pictured] I wondered where Hulk Hogan was in the 1995 book as everything looked really different, if only I knew. These were basically just bios and stuff that happened in the year. I had no idea what any of it meant, I just loved seeing folks I had never seen before (from my fragmented knowledge, of playing the Genesis wrestling games, watching odd VHS tapes and etc). I think they still make these now?


It was cool to find uncommon figures such as jobbers and women which they did start doing more in 2000+; I remember being chuffed when mum bought Steven richards [RTC] and Stephanie mcmahon. No idea why.


The main rings at the time of my toy period were always poo poo. The ropes would make the posts bend, and they they'd loose their elasticicty. This ring I had had a rubbish steel cage. Basically 4 panels which clipped together using the weakest possible joins imagineable. You could also use it as a COOL CASE TO STORE YOUR FIGURES or weapons. Then came along the hardcore ring [see first pic]. I always hated how the rings were not scaled to the figures.

I think that's pretty much all I remember from my time. As goony as it is, I wish some of the poo poo that is around now, I had back in the attitude era

Bonus round


They started making full scale rings and with intricate parts like aprons and turnbuckles. Are you kiddin' me. Jealous. But proud to not be a neckbeard wrestling figure goon these days.


They even do/did a scale CELL for the scaled ring. The thing must be fuckin huge! Would of killed for this as a kid. Bet its awkward to play with?

Let's give a shout out to the WWF LJN range. I just was on the tail end of these being retailed, I had knowledge of the old 80s,early 90s era thanks to the Annuals and Megadrive [genesis] games.


BIG PIC [2000px Wide]

I thought these figs were quirky and they at least pawned off their lack of articulation with 'actions'. Basically twist the torso for a clothesline. Effort.

And that's that I guess! edit:[poo poo, this took an hour to compose?]

Uncle Kitchener
Nov 18, 2009

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achillesforever6 posted:

I want to watch a series of DnD sessions with HHH and his friends/guest stars like Vin Diesel

H as Bard, Nash as Warrior, Xpac as Monk and Hall as anything with a good Charisma stat.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
Good post. I still have that titantron and McMahon action figure in my attic. Probably my favorite toy as a kid. Road doggs theme was the best.

Also, that hell in a cell set is awesome. My youngest brother got it when I was in 8th grade or so and I definitely messed with it more than I'd like to admit.

You got me feeling all nostalgic now

Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***

schweens posted:

Good post. I still have that titantron and McMahon action figure in my attic. Probably my favorite toy as a kid. Road doggs theme was the best.

Also, that hell in a cell set is awesome. My youngest brother got it when I was in 8th grade or so and I definitely messed with it more than I'd like to admit.

You got me feeling all nostalgic now

Feel free to post more, I know i'm missing a good few. I always hated how outdated wrestling figures were, I remember getting bad rear end undertaker like a year and half after he debuted. Understandable now [production time etc]

edit YES:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU4YSHUB0sY

I love the internet these days, everything has a review. The dorkier, the better

edit2: Holy poo poo they butchered those themes. They must be like 10kb wav files lol.

edit3: Dieing at the Xpac Theme cut

Sevalar fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Feb 5, 2015

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incredible bear
Jul 10, 2005

doing the bear maximum

simosimo posted:

Let's give a shout out to the WWF LJN range. I just was on the tail end of these being retailed, I had knowledge of the old 80s,early 90s era thanks to the Annuals and Megadrive [genesis] games.


BIG PIC [2000px Wide]
Oh hey you took a picture from my childhood. The Macho Man was kind of annoying to play with because he basically had wings sp was tough to do DDTs or anything with.

I had the Doink with "real hair" or whatever. That gimmick led to him winning a lot of Royal Rumbles and getting some major pushes in my bedroom. I think it was Yokozuna, where his legs were on a spring so he could to AWESOME terrible jumps off the top turnbuckle. Every Royal Rumble would have a spot where maybe Yokozuna got to stay in and fight or jumped out of the ring on his own accord.

This is why video games suck. Thanks for the nostalgia trip simosimo.

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