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After overhearing a man's prejudicial commments on race, an old gypsy woman decides to teach him a lesson and curses him. The racist man awakens in a world where whites are an oppressed underclass and Blacks, together with other former minorites, wield the majority of wealth and political power. After a harrowing day of experiencing life as a second class citizen, the man begs to be released from his torment. He awakes from the nightmare and the gypsy woman asks him what he's learned. He tells her he's learned that it's more important than ever that minorities be kept in their place because he's seen the terrible consequences of allowing them to have power. The gypsy woman awakes in a cold sweat, having learned a valuable lesson about the dangers of teaching people magical lessons.
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maybe if she changed it, just a little... maybe the man would get it... *wakes up* drat... it's me, i'm the gypsey woman
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Feb 7, 2015 06:59
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And that's why you don't teach white men lessons (said while holding prosthetic arm)
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Feb 7, 2015 07:11
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Morty Perriwinkle was a milquetoast bank teller who would one day find that he was the last man on earth in a world populated by women. Even then he couldn't get laid
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Feb 7, 2015 07:14
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An African-American physicist is transported into an alternate world by a freak lab accident. There are no signs of civilization and everyone is a primitive, white, dumb and stupid barbarian. He unites the warring tribes to bring peace and teaches them basic construction techniques so they no longer have to be hunter gatherers. As the credits roll the camera focuses on a tattered newspaper half buried in the dirt with the date set twenty years from today. The headline reads "Thanks Obama".
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Feb 7, 2015 07:25
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DancingShade posted:An African-American physicist is transported into an alternate world by a freak lab accident. There are no signs of civilization and everyone is a primitive, white, dumb and stupid barbarian. He unites the warring tribes to bring peace and teaches them basic construction techniques so they no longer have to be hunter gatherers. Bravo!
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Feb 7, 2015 07:32
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Fashion scientists start gauging ballsacks with cannulas. Men everywhere are dribbling cum out of their balls all over the floor leading to lots of slippage and twisted broken ankles. The fashion scientists were actually ankle support manufacturers. They make millions.
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Feb 7, 2015 07:34
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An african-american disabled transgendered hemifemale genius medical researcher working in xer lab on advanced virus-transported gene therapies discovers a cure for homosexuality. Xhe is conflicted about whether to begin testing it or destroy it. After all, don't all genderqueer deserve to enjoy interacting with their preferred genetalia? But then in a lab accident the virus is released and it turns out xhe screwed up: instead of curing homosexuality, it turns everyone gay. In the end everyone seems happy, except the researcher because xhe was only attracted to straight men.
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Feb 7, 2015 08:24
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a man falls down a manhole after tripping, gets lost in the sewers, and finds that there's a city down there that no one above knows about. and that city is preparing for war against the topsiders.
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Feb 7, 2015 10:19
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:a man falls down a manhole after tripping, gets lost in the sewers, and finds that there's a city down there that no one above knows about. and that city is preparing for war against the topsiders. nb. the city is ruled by hitler,who never died
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Feb 7, 2015 12:02
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General Hans Moleman leads the Mole People is the name of the episode
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Feb 7, 2015 13:17
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A businessman is taking a red eye flight from London to Israel. He has an intense fear of flying btw. He thinks he keeps seeing some sort of humanoid monster on the wing but everytime he yells for help, it seems to disappear. SUDDENLY THE WINGS RIP OFF and most of the unlucky ones get sucked out into the cold void! Close in on the businessman and a stewardess and a rabbi and a nun hugging each other in the center of the ruined plane, shivering in fear and awaiting death. pan out and flashback to reveal the passengers are actually fleas and the airplane is actually Hitler's mustache right before he shaves it into the iconic style we all nowassociate with him
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Feb 7, 2015 16:22
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A DNA sample stolen from a top secret facility allows Neo Nazis to use cloning technology to bring Hitler back to life. 40 years later, It turns out, that the DNA sample wasn't Hitler's after all, it was Dave Hester of Storage Wars... The samples were right next to each other on the shelf and they grabbed the wrong one. The episode ends with the clone staring into the camera and shouting, "YUP!"
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Feb 7, 2015 17:53
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"Wait, why would the US Government be saving the DNA of DAVE HESTER?!" "Well, by that token, why the hell would they be saving the DNA of ADOLF HITLER?! Any and all practical applications for it are VERY few and are almost guaranteed to have horrific results!" "'Horrific results'?! Whose side are you fuckin' on?!" "Listen, everyone shut up! What are we gonna do with a clone of Dave Hester is the important thing! We've got people who've been expecting us to unleash the new Hitler on the world! What the hell are we going to do!? Start trying to pitch "Storage Fuhrers" to A&E?!" "That's just stupid, he's not even Hitler! Calling it that doesn't even make any sense!"
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Feb 7, 2015 18:17
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William Shatner wishes for infinite genie Hitlers on 9/11 in Pearl Harbor, but nuclear winter aliens. Hitler Hitler genie bottle gypsy. Gypsy wishes Hitler gypsy magic magic mirror but actually Hitler. Hitler gypsy Hitler, magic Hitler Hitler. Hitler magic wishes gypsy, genie wishes magic Hitler. Future gypsy 9/11 Hitler. Gypsy genie finds a magic Hitler that tells the future. 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 Pearl Harbor.
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Feb 7, 2015 18:34
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Nameless_Steve posted:William Shatner wishes for infinite genie Hitlers on 9/11 in Pearl Harbor, but nuclear winter aliens. Hitler Hitler genie bottle gypsy. Gypsy wishes Hitler gypsy magic magic mirror but actually Hitler. Hitler gypsy Hitler, magic Hitler Hitler. Hitler magic wishes gypsy, genie wishes magic Hitler. Future gypsy 9/11 Hitler. Gypsy genie finds a magic Hitler that tells the future. 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 Pearl Harbor. needs more clowns, maybe some ghosts
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Feb 7, 2015 18:38
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An up and coming genocidal dictator is upset that he's always compared to Adolf Hitler and never really acknowledged for his war crimes on their own merits. He laments that it's a shame he can't ever compete with Hitler directly to prove he's the better madman. While passing an internet cafe, he's offered a chance to play Hitler in a game of Starcraft with the stakes being to replace Hitler as THE most evil leader of all time or to die the unknown and unsung death of so many other wannabe warmongers. He beats Hitler in Starcraft, and he's super excited about usurping Hitler's title of 'The Worst" as Hitler packs up his stuff with a wry smile. The new guy is already planning and prepping for his future, being a dick to Hitler. I mean, he's really digging into Adolph, there. Just taking it a bit too far. Just before Hitler walks out the door, he turns to give the new guy a bit of a pep talk and admits there being no shame in being beaten by the best, offering the man his hand. Pulling the man in close, Hitler starts stabbing him repeatedly, calling him a pigfucking hacker who must have been using cheats, and lets the guy bleed out onto the floor while he goes back to his internet terminal and starts posting online.
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Feb 7, 2015 18:48
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An ordinary Austrian man crosses a gypsy woman and she curses him to become "the most hated man in the world." That man was Adolf Hitler. The gypsy woman reflects on her folly as she dies in a concentration camp.
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Feb 7, 2015 19:01
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Nameless_Steve posted:William Shatner wishes for infinite genie Hitlers on 9/11 in Pearl Harbor, but nuclear winter aliens. Hitler Hitler genie bottle gypsy. Gypsy wishes Hitler gypsy magic magic mirror but actually Hitler. Hitler gypsy Hitler, magic Hitler Hitler. Hitler magic wishes gypsy, genie wishes magic Hitler. Future gypsy 9/11 Hitler. Gypsy genie finds a magic Hitler that tells the future. 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 Pearl Harbor. AAA movie material
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Feb 7, 2015 19:10
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Ghosts are trying to steal your carbohydrates. The Atkins diet is the only defence.
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Feb 7, 2015 19:11
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A hardcore Apple fan uses underhanded methods to be the first man in America to get his hands on the newest iPhone, weeks ahead of the official release date. Unfortunately for him, the phone is cursed. Its autocorrect feature alters all his messages to say horrible things, and its built-in navigation system only takes him to horrible places. These bugs are fixed by the time the phone is released in stores, but because the man got his phone illegally he is not eligible for software updates. He can't use his illicit contacts to help him either, because his horrifically altered texts alienated them as well as all his friends and family. He tries to drive to their houses to apologize in person, but the navigation program routes him through a high crime neighborhood, where he is murdered for his new iPhone. The mugger begins experiencing the same problems with the evil phone and the cycle begins anew...
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Feb 7, 2015 19:14
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Two tall, thin men and two short fat men make a suicide pact. Wherever they are in the world on a prearranged date, they will shoot themselves. The day arrives and the tall thin men shoot themselves in the head. As does one of the short fat men. The last man chickens out at the last minute and shoots the ground. Zoom out to reveal the men are actually the Twin Towers, the Pentagon and the White House. The prearranged date was 9/11.
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Feb 7, 2015 19:20
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A man dials 911 on a cursed phone and it causes 9/11. A ghost joins the circus to become a ghost clown but ends up shoveling elephant poo poo for all eternity. A woman complains that the overwhelming majority of ironic curses happen to men and goes out of her way to get cursed. The curse turns out to be that she is transformed into a man. A gambling addict discovers a magical pair of dice that always make him win. After a lucrative winning streak he gambles with the wrong crowd and they kill him for cheating.
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Feb 7, 2015 19:26
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A woman with a big, jiggly behind shakes her butt at the screen for the entire episode. At the very end she turns around and reveals she was actually a man the whole time and calls anyone who masturbated to him "officially gay."
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Feb 7, 2015 19:30
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Applewhite posted:A woman complains that the overwhelming majority of ironic curses happen to men and goes out of her way to get cursed. The curse turns out to be that she is transformed into a man. ...which obviously turns out to not really be a curse at all.
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Feb 7, 2015 19:32
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Something about american football, US politics, and a newspaper with the headline "concussions found to cause homosexuality".
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Feb 7, 2015 19:35
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In a grim future, brains are uploaded to social media websites immediately after birth and the human bodies are used to power the servers. A baby uploaded to tumblr is glitched and has the wrong gender. It accidentally claims to be its correct gender when trying to fit in.
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Feb 7, 2015 19:42
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A man dials 448537 on a cursed phone and causes Hitler.
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Feb 7, 2015 19:44
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It turns out the New Testament has had a pretty serious mistranslation when Jesus Christ comes back and rapes all the Christians.
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Feb 7, 2015 19:46
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Nameless_Steve posted:It turns out the New Testament has had a pretty serious mistranslation when Jesus Christ comes back and rapes all the Christians. Episode title: "RAPEture"
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Feb 7, 2015 19:47
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A novice artist decides to try entering a prestigious art school in europe, only to have his portfolio burned to ashes because the person processing admissions, a visual arts professor and a member of the local synagogue, didn't like his drawing style. After crying for a good half hour, he vows to take revenge against the society that rejected his talents. Fade. The next scene shows an older professor in a dirty, old uniform in line to take a shower at a prison camp. In a plot twist the prison camp is actually in the Ukraine SSR and the student's name is revealed to be Iossif Stalin. Which is actually an alien from space. And europe is actually an artificial, miniature biome being controlled by gigantic beings. One of these beings is Hitler, who is plotting to build a time machine to destroy the World Trade Center buildings. TWILIGHT ZONE.
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Feb 7, 2015 19:51
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A man exploring his Minecraft world stumbles on a profane temple that flouts both aesthetics and decency. The horrific structure haunts his dreams and every time he logs in, it appears to have grown larger. In the final scene, he is hunched dead over his keyboard, and his very home has begun to take on aspects of the architectural abomination.
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Feb 7, 2015 20:00
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Applewhite posted:An ordinary Austrian man crosses a gypsy woman and she curses him to become "the most hated man in the world." That man was Adolf Hitler. Nice, nice. Good to see cursing gypsy woman finally get her due.
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Feb 7, 2015 20:06
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Stottie Kyek posted:A group of astronauts lands on a paradise planet where everyone spends their time dancing, having sex and eating the tasty and mildly hallucinogenic fruits that grow all over the place, all year round. Their suspicions are aroused, and after some investigation, they discover that everything is exactly as it seems. Applewhite posted:The astronauts then proceed to ruin it for everybody somehow. This is an actual Farscape episode
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Feb 7, 2015 20:07
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Woman builds real dolls for a living with each one custom built per the customer's preference. She is renowned the world over for crafting the must lush and sensual sex dolls in existence. How this woman is able to craft a sex object that perfectly hits all the right pleasure spots per each individual customer is discussed and speculated widely. Turns out when a customer places an order, the lady looks them up on ancestry.com, digs up their closest relatives or immediate family members corpses and builds the doll around whatever parts she can find while trapping and imbuing the souls of the deceased within the silicon rubber. The public finds out and is revolted, but is unable to let go of their familial soul vessel sex dolls because they feel too good.
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Feb 7, 2015 20:38
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The Fire Men An older brother scares his younger sibling with tales of "the fire men," horrifying figures that set fire to houses in order to cover up the grizzly acts of murder they commit during the blaze. The younger brother cries and tells his brother to stop telling scary stories. The older brother laughs and taunts him for being a "scaredy cat" before going to bed, a smug expression on his face. That night, the older brother wakes up and is horrified to find his room is full of smoke. He runs out into the hall, only to discover the path to the front door engulfed in flames. He makes for the back door but, from out of the smoke, a monstrous figure wearing a long coat and a gas-mask over its face appears and attacks him with an axe! It's already killed the rest of his family and is coming for him next. Several more emerge from the inferno and surround him. A huge, gloved hand reaches out and closes over the camera. Cue the end credits. Superkid An ordinary six-year old gains super powers from drinking a mixture of chemicals he found under the kitchen sink. The Magic Van A stranger in a van offers a ride to a young girl walking home from school. She accepts and is driven to a magical land where she crowned a real-life princess. Her parents are already there and they all live happily ever after in a beautiful castle. The Coven A group of elementary school students discover their teacher is a witch. She draws her power from children getting good grades on their report cards, and the only way to defeat her is to fail all their subjects.
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Feb 7, 2015 21:42
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A twentysomething male rolls his eyes at his teenage sister's choice in young adult fiction, only to awaken the next day in the midst of an overwrought battle between vampires and werewolves over the affections of a young girl. He has truly entered... the Twilight Zone
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Feb 7, 2015 22:04
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Applewhite posted:A woman with a big, jiggly behind shakes her butt at the screen for the entire episode. At the very end she turns around and reveals she was actually a man the whole time and calls anyone who masturbated to him "officially gay." there's nothing weird about this tho
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Feb 7, 2015 22:10
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On a space colony, the last remnants of humanity find themselves at odds. An elderly, childless businessman is using the colony's resources at an alarming pace, making the daily lives of people harder for his own benefit. Younger, less selfish people rise up in opposition but the businessman bargains with the more sociopathic residents and hires them to snuff out the opposition in exchange for more resources. One of the more lazy hitmen destroys the airlock system for most of the colony out of sheer disregard for life, sending all children and people capable of reproducing hurtling out into the cold vacuum of space. The next 45 minutes are a montage of the surviving elderly literally tearing each other apart, spliced together with footage of children's corpses floating around in zero-g. Twist: That lazy space hitman was a prominent politician in your home country during the filming of the episode. Also, the true nature of Man is that of a beast.
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imagine a planet like earth with people like humans except not and we are the aleins visitng them
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