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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






the duvet cover is slipping off

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Oh Christ, I just noticed the bottom, is that a KnickerKnocker (R)? That removes any remaining doubt, doesn't it?

Or KnickerRocker I guess, same difference...

e: or KnickerDocker. Even worse.

e2: vvvvv huh. I wonder why they went tits up?

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KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Karate Bastard posted:

Oh Christ, I just noticed the bottom, is that a KnickerKnocker (R)? That removes any remaining doubt, doesn't it?

Or KnickerRocker I guess, same difference...

Knickerbocker is a surname and the name of a defunct (?) toy company.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
All things look like dicks.



Actually plastic Easter eggs.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)


Nice topiary.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


Reminds me of Crotch Fruit's avatar:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Now that's just sadistic hilarious. Imagine the trollface on the person designing that.

e: haha I stand corrected :haw:

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Karate Bastard posted:

Now that's just sadistic. Imagine the trollface on the person designing that.

The suit was designed by one of the women on the team. Apparently that part of the suit is actually gold coloured and it just photgraphs really badly.

http://www.beezodogsplace.com/2014/...ar-cycling-kit/

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Would.

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

meat curtains

Buzzman
Feb 21, 2011

Vagina

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

ohhhhhh now I get it

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

Too many rings.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Need a clever quip to go with this picture.

Um... winter is coming?

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Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Say Nothing posted:

Need a clever quip to go with this picture.

Um... winter is coming?

Let my flesh sustain you!

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

Say Nothing posted:



Need a clever quip to go with this picture.

Um... winter is coming?

We have such snowcones to show you.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

Say Nothing posted:



Need a clever quip to go with this picture.

Um... winter is coming?

Remember, don't neglect the snowballs.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I want to watch you eat it.

Red is Dead
Apr 28, 2008

The great and devious UltraMantis Black hides from no man, woman, beast, or unearthly spirit.
Hey, something for you to eat is coming out of where i would pee if i had a dick...

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth
That's his stomach, not his crotch.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Forgall posted:

That's his stomach, not his crotch.

Um that's where snowmen's dicks are

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Forgall posted:

That's his stomach, not his crotch.

That's no dick.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

oldpainless posted:

That's no dick.

Everything's a dick.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Say Nothing posted:

Everything's a dick.



nws that poo poo

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Say Nothing posted:

Everything's a dick.



If they trimmed the shrubs outside the window would look bigger

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

VendaGoat posted:

If they trimmed the shrubs outside the window would look bigger

Yeah after they did that everything just looks so much grander.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

im pooping! posted:

nws that poo poo

Yeah, I don't need to see pics of your mom's ob/gyn exam.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you


Clint. My name is Clint

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

canyoneer posted:



Clint. My name is Clint

A while ago, here in Australia, there was this sketch show that had one sketch about a woman getting a tattoo on her back.
After a while, the tattoo artist asks "Why would you want to get this tattooed on you ?"
She says "It's my boyfriend's name."
The guy says "Wow, his parents must've hated him."
And she says "Why ? What's wrong with Curt ?"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Say Nothing posted:

Everything's a dick.



From here. It's the church I was baptised in. :pervert:

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:
Can I throw a crappy gif in here?

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

It's actually a steak or something.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Anatharon posted:

It's actually a steak or something.

What are MENSA's yearly fees these days?

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kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Meatwave posted:

Can I throw a crappy gif in here?



I wish I had that kind of penile control.

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