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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

HonorableTB posted:

I don't understand tax deductions. A deduction there is money that comes out of the taxes you have to pay, right? My annual tax return is like $2700 after $7000 in deductions, so if I didn't have those deductions I'd have to pay $5300 to the IRS? Is that how it works?

No. Here's an oversimplification.

Deductions reduce your "top line" taxable income, so it's like you have less money that the government will tax.
Credits reduce your amount owed/increase refund amount.

In your case, if you didn't have those deductions, you would have owed more in taxes, thus reducing your refund. To make the math easy, let's say the tax rate is flat at 10% of income. Without your $7,000 in deductions, you would have had another $7,000 of taxable income, and thus owed another $700. So your refund would be $2,000.

e:f;b.

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DJCobol
May 16, 2003

CALL OF DUTY! :rock:
Grimey Drawer

Nocheez posted:

I love people who freak out about the number of the beast. I read that it is actually 616 and not 666. Either way, basing your tax decisions on books that were written a couple thousand years ago is bad with money.

I've heard that too, and what makes it better is that where I grew up the area code is 616. Every few years you'd hear about some crazy religious fundie that was petitioning to change it so they didn't have to worship Satan to make/receive phone calls.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

slap me silly posted:

A deduction is some part of your income that doesn't get taxed. So a $1000 deduction is worth around $100-350 in taxes depending on your tax bracket. A credit is set against your tax bill, so a $100 credit is $100 less taxes to pay.

look at this guy without painful state income taxes :cry:

Nur_Neerg
Sep 1, 2004

The Lumbering but Unstoppable Sasquatch of the Appalachians

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

look at this guy without painful state income taxes :cry:

What is this state income tax you speak of? (Hint: It's 10% sales tax...)

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


canyoneer posted:

Anyway, crosspost from the idiots on social media thread.

My wife is part of a hilarious/terrible facebook group.
One of the mommies on the group last night mentioned that sometimes she wishes she could claim her kids on her taxes. After some followup questions, she revealed that neither of her toddlers had social security numbers, "because it's an optional contract that we don't want to opt into on their behalf"....???

Everyone told her she was an idiot.

She revealed that it would be immoral to put her kids on her taxes because "I'd end up getting more money back than we paid in taxes, and that's dishonest" (though she and her family had been on Medicaid for a while :ironicat:).
A social security number is the mark of the beast as prophesied in the Bible, her father in law had done "20 years of research" to come up with that conclusion, and the social security act was bill #666! Open your eyes, sheeple! :tinfoil:

She estimated that it would increase her tax refund by $8,000 if she claimed her kids as dependents. (probably bad with math, but bad with money no matter what)

It was so bizarre. Unfortunately, the moderators deleted the comment thread so you'll have to live with my synopsis.

Reminds me of the Bible passage "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's. But if Caesar offers to reduce your tax liability if you go through a simple administrative process on behalf of your children (that they must go through anyway if they ever want to be legally employed as adults or enroll in higher education) to prove that your children exist, don't do that. It's bad."

It's throwing money away for no reason :psyduck:

Social Security Fun Fact #1: if you go years without a social security number, it can be insanely difficult to get one when you finally need it (for example, when you want to get a job). You have to prove your identity for the entire span of time preceding your application. If you can't muster up sufficient evidence for every month and year, you can be denied a number. Then you'll be some sort of weird 2nd class citizen who has no number despite being an American citizen and has to work like an immigrant in your own country.

Social Security Fun fact #2: if you object to some numbers in your social security number on religious/moral grounds, you can petition to have your number changed.

Not getting a SSN is bad at life.

Thesaurus fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Feb 6, 2015

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
But what if I do not want to enter in joinder with the federal government or whatever those fuckin sovcit retards say?

Per
Feb 22, 2006
Hair Elf
This is from a few pages back.

Haifisch posted:

Considering that his parents were the ones who convinced him to "take out as many credit cards as [he] possibly could" and to take an 18k loan and that they think you should financially "fake it till you make it", he's just mimicking the bad financial climate he was raised with.

Hopefully this puts the fear of god into him and he turns out better in the long run. I don't know how the UK works, but I assume most/all of that is dischargable in bankruptcy over there?

If the UK is anything like Denmark he would not be able to discharge the debt in bankruptcy. From what I gather from BFC the US seems to have very liberal bankruptcy legislation. Over here consumer debts generally stick to you for life.

I also remember being mystified during the financial crisis reading about people in the US who were seemingly able to get away from their mortgages scot free by just giving the keys to the bank. What a country!

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Your socialist utopia is nothing like what we have here. From what I know, Danish culture espouses personal and social responsibility as very closely related. Not so in America; here, the goal is to take what you can get, and if that means that somebody is foolish enough to lend you money for the house you cannot afford, by jove you take that deal. On the flip side, if someone is stupid enough to borrow from you in order to buy more house than they can afford, by all means, let them pay while they can, repossess when the time comes, and sell it again for the good ole double dip.

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos

Per posted:

This is from a few pages back.


If the UK is anything like Denmark he would not be able to discharge the debt in bankruptcy. From what I gather from BFC the US seems to have very liberal bankruptcy legislation. Over here consumer debts generally stick to you for life.

I also remember being mystified during the financial crisis reading about people in the US who were seemingly able to get away from their mortgages scot free by just giving the keys to the bank. What a country!
Bankruptcy laws are established on the fact that credit isn't issued where it isn't merited, and that discharging debts frees up potential for business. Nowadays it is a lot easier to get a lot of credit but that is the fault of the lender. In a pro-business environment you want people with skills to be able to start-up businesses and if they fail, to not be shackled by debt preventing them from trying again and letting that human capital go to waste.

It's a different story for personal loans but I guess blame the housing market and the banks' addiction to mortgages. At the end of the day if a lender gives some schmuck $500,000 to buy a $300,000 house in a non-bubble environment the fault should lay with the lender and not the borrower. That loan was secured against the house, so if the market was overheated and the bank stood to lose money if the bubble popped then its actuaries should have figured that out and only issued a max of $300,000 for that mortgage. If the borrower walks away, bank gets the property and whatever the borrower had put in to date and it's even. The banks however want to be able to freely speculate with downside protection, which is bullshit.

Per
Feb 22, 2006
Hair Elf

cowofwar posted:

In a pro-business environment you want people with skills to be able to start-up businesses and if they fail, to not be shackled by debt preventing them from trying again and letting that human capital go to waste.

Yeah, those are often the cases that do get approved for bankruptcy in Denmark. Whereas with consumer debt people are supposed to have known better. I just read an article that said that Denmark is actually the odd man out among the countries with whom we compare ourselves (the other nordic countries); in the others it's easier to discharge consumer debt.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Per posted:

Yeah, those are often the cases that do get approved for bankruptcy in Denmark. Whereas with consumer debt people are supposed to have known better. I just read an article that said that Denmark is actually the odd man out among the countries with whom we compare ourselves (the other nordic countries); in the others it's easier to discharge consumer debt.

Denmark's social safety net likely results in very few people being forced to buy basic necessities like food and health care with payday loans and high-interest credit cards, which is extremely common in the US.

Switchback
Jul 23, 2001

Blinkman987
Jul 10, 2008

Gender roles guilt me into being fat.

Nur_Neerg posted:

What is this state income tax you speak of? (Hint: It's 10% sales tax...)

In Orange County, a person gets both!

But being where the jobs is, is good with money.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qStMAaEnEYw

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

I found a video of the beast in action:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3DNx5VCsPk

MrKatharsis
Nov 29, 2003

feel the bern
The Chinese give gold items (coins, jewelry, trinkets) for family occasions. It's a normal cultural thing there and totally not for prepper gun nuts. Makes more sense than buying flowers.

Dik Hz
Feb 22, 2004

Fun with Science

BEHOLD: MY CAPE posted:

Unless you want to enter a career where degree prestige potentially matters a lot to your long-term career prospects, like law, finance, consulting, academics, etc.
For law, finance, or academics, you need some sort of graduate degree. And that degree is going to be the one with prestige, not your bachelor's. Nobody gives a poo poo about where you did your bachelor's degree if you went to a good law school or grad school. Furthermore, law schools only care about your GPA and your LSAT score because those are the only numbers from applicants that impact their rankings. And you can get into any grad school for science by working in a lab as an undergrad.

Cuddlebottom
Feb 17, 2004

Butt dance.

MrKatharsis posted:

The Chinese give gold items (coins, jewelry, trinkets) for family occasions. It's a normal cultural thing there and totally not for prepper gun nuts. Makes more sense than buying flowers.
For us American prepper gun nuts they have one in NYC, too: http://gothamist.com/2014/06/11/its_not_easy_to_replenish.php

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
I've got a couple of acquaintances who both exhibit a remarkable credulity about what they read on the Internet, paying hundreds of dollars for online courses or seminars about creating "passive income streams" with ultra-niche websites/products. Looking at the examples they've each given (neither acquainted with the other) they genuinely believe that they'll be able to set things up with little effort for long-lasting returns. I don't doubt that one in a dozen of these make a bit of cash for a short time, but they see this as a real path toward success. As far as I can tell, the only people making real money off this are the con artists getting people to pay to hear more of their bullshit.

One of these acquaintances is the owner of a small business, who has been talked into plopping nearly $10k down on Itex dollars--a "virtual currency" for small businesses that asserts that one Itex dollar is the same thing as one USD. Of course, you can only withdraw money one day out of the month, because reasons, and the majority of businesses listed in their directory either have zero web presence or are not accepting Itex dollars. I can't just come out and say, "Hey, this is obviously a barely-legal scam" and my occasional effort to hint at the faults in the scheme are just met with innocent incomprehension. I imagine the shitbag who convinced them into the thing made a hefty commission.

It's not like either of them are stupid people, they're both just absolutely desperate to make a living in a non-traditional way. How do you talk people out of this idiocy?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Cugel the Clever posted:

One of these acquaintances is the owner of a small business, who has been talked into plopping nearly $10k down on Itex dollars--a "virtual currency" for small businesses that asserts that one Itex dollar is the same thing as one USD. Of course, you can only withdraw money one day out of the month, because reasons, and the majority of businesses listed in their directory either have zero web presence or are not accepting Itex dollars. I can't just come out and say, "Hey, this is obviously a barely-legal scam" and my occasional effort to hint at the faults in the scheme are just met with innocent incomprehension. I imagine the shitbag who convinced them into the thing made a hefty commission.

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
At least Homer realized his mistake. :doh:

Edit: I honestly think if the acquaintance got to the point where they understood their mistake and tried to get their money back, the guy who talked them into it would stop by and talk 'em into doubling down.

Dessert Rose
May 17, 2004

awoken in control of a lucid deep dream...

Cugel the Clever posted:

I've got a couple of acquaintances who both exhibit a remarkable credulity about what they read on the Internet, paying hundreds of dollars for online courses or seminars about creating "passive income streams" with ultra-niche websites/products. Looking at the examples they've each given (neither acquainted with the other) they genuinely believe that they'll be able to set things up with little effort for long-lasting returns. I don't doubt that one in a dozen of these make a bit of cash for a short time, but they see this as a real path toward success. As far as I can tell, the only people making real money off this are the con artists getting people to pay to hear more of their bullshit.

One of these acquaintances is the owner of a small business, who has been talked into plopping nearly $10k down on Itex dollars--a "virtual currency" for small businesses that asserts that one Itex dollar is the same thing as one USD. Of course, you can only withdraw money one day out of the month, because reasons, and the majority of businesses listed in their directory either have zero web presence or are not accepting Itex dollars. I can't just come out and say, "Hey, this is obviously a barely-legal scam" and my occasional effort to hint at the faults in the scheme are just met with innocent incomprehension. I imagine the shitbag who convinced them into the thing made a hefty commission.

It's not like either of them are stupid people, they're both just absolutely desperate to make a living in a non-traditional way. How do you talk people out of this idiocy?

The "How It Works" page on that site basically describes how currency works. It's amazing.

Like you can just remove "ITEX" from all of their statements on the site, leaving "dollars", and there's no difference.

quote:

The Solution

By selling her bakery goods in exchange for ITEX dollars, Colleen has the ability to purchase needed items to build her business and access professionals as her business grows. ITEX members purchased from her and in turn she utilized ITEX dollar with other members to benefit her business. A win-win for everyone!

Dessert Rose fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Feb 7, 2015

MrKatharsis
Nov 29, 2003

feel the bern
Are they just doing it to dodge the IRS? It doesn't seem to have a creepy ideology dragging it along like bitcoin.



Also, my swipe keyboard replaced bitcoin with buffoon.

daggerdragon
Jan 22, 2006

My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.

MrKatharsis posted:

Are they just doing it to dodge the IRS? It doesn't seem to have a creepy ideology dragging it along like bitcoin.

If they're doing it to dodge the IRS, they're doing it wrong.

IRS posted:

Barter Exchanges: Trade Dollars

Barter exchanges have their own unit of exchange, usually known as barter or trade dollars. Trade dollars or barter dollars are valued in U.S. currency for the purposes of information returns. Trade dollars allow barter to take place between parties when one party may not have a simultaneous need or desire for the goods or services of the other members. Barter exchanges act as the bookkeeper for keeping track of trade dollars that participants accumulate. Earning trade or barter dollars through a barter exchange is considered taxable income, just as if your product or service was sold for cash.

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

Dessert Rose posted:

The "How It Works" page on that site basically describes how currency works. It's amazing.

Like you can just remove "ITEX" from all of their statements on the site, leaving "dollars", and there's no difference.
That graphic actually helps explain where this acquaintance got suckered in. They're super keyed-in to the importance of networking but takes it totally the wrong way. Obvious flim-flam man pays for attendance of a few B-list celebrities because hundreds of naive idiots will flock to pay thousands. Maybe it's not such a good idea to take business inspiration from a guy whose only business appears to be making others believe he's good at business.

Old Fart
Jul 25, 2013
When I was a kid, my mom's retail business was part of some local trade exchange. I'm not really sure how it worked, but a lot of business were a part of it. If someone "bought" from your store, you got credits that you could spend at any other store, for the wholesale cost. I think it was a way for people to buy personal items with their business' money. But I may also have it all wrong. I suppose one appeal was that the other shop-owners customers who may not have shopped there otherwise, so it was added "income".

Guinness
Sep 15, 2004

Dessert Rose posted:

The "How It Works" page on that site basically describes how currency works. It's amazing.

Like you can just remove "ITEX" from all of their statements on the site, leaving "dollars", and there's no difference.

That was exactly my first reaction reading their flow chart. Like, how can anyone not realize that? Much less someone with tens of thousands of dollars to their name to throw down a black hole?

OneWhoKnows
Dec 6, 2006
I choo choo choooose you!

Cugel the Clever posted:

I've got a couple of acquaintances who both exhibit a remarkable credulity about what they read on the Internet, paying hundreds of dollars for online courses or seminars about creating "passive income streams" with ultra-niche websites/products. Looking at the examples they've each given (neither acquainted with the other) they genuinely believe that they'll be able to set things up with little effort for long-lasting returns. I don't doubt that one in a dozen of these make a bit of cash for a short time, but they see this as a real path toward success. As far as I can tell, the only people making real money off this are the con artists getting people to pay to hear more of their bullshit.

One of these acquaintances is the owner of a small business, who has been talked into plopping nearly $10k down on Itex dollars--a "virtual currency" for small businesses that asserts that one Itex dollar is the same thing as one USD. Of course, you can only withdraw money one day out of the month, because reasons, and the majority of businesses listed in their directory either have zero web presence or are not accepting Itex dollars. I can't just come out and say, "Hey, this is obviously a barely-legal scam" and my occasional effort to hint at the faults in the scheme are just met with innocent incomprehension. I imagine the shitbag who convinced them into the thing made a hefty commission.

It's not like either of them are stupid people, they're both just absolutely desperate to make a living in a non-traditional way. How do you talk people out of this idiocy?

For the hell of it I looked up the closest location to me and the local "ITEX Broker" is some guy whose name comes up on google search under ripoff report and news articles about loan modification scams.

Totally legit.

OneWhoKnows fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Feb 8, 2015

OneWhoKnows
Dec 6, 2006
I choo choo choooose you!
Serious Help - I owe $123,871 in taxes, I don't have money to pay

quote:

TLDR; I sold couple of stocks last year for $450,000 capitalized gains (short term) and put it all in RadioShack (RSHC) 165,441 shares @ 2.72 avg. Today my shares are worth $21,672, and I owe $123,871 in taxes. what are my options?

I made good money (short term) with couple of stocks last year, ~$470K total; It was great, I took my family to Hawaii for vacation, while there I was playing golf and met a guy which I started talking about investing and stocks with, He had put (I saw his account) $1MM in RadioShack; He told me about an upcoming deal that will take RadioShack stocks to the sky, I was skeptical about it but everything was legit, (his account and realized gains were fantastic $2MM, as well as the shares that he was owning at the time in RadioShack, around 355K @ $2.55 avg); I did have to get back to my family for a small emergency, so I did not finish the golf game and we did not exchange phone numbers or emails.

So, I was thinking about it the whole vacation and also about the chances of meeting that guy to talk about this stuff; So with the rumor, the Superbowl commercial, an upcoming re-branding and knowing that Zimmerman's Litespeed Management LLC disclosed an 8.1% in RadioShack, I decided to go all in, keeping in mind that if something went wrong I will just cut my losses and report it to reduce my taxes, so there was not risk or whatsoever, so from 2/26/14 to 2/28/14 I got all my shares. From there RadioShack has been a "falling knife", I was planning to cut my losses in December but I was doing volunteer work in Africa (I build houses) and was not able to get to internet of phone...

Anyways here I'm now in the worse case scenario with RadioShack (RSHC) 165,441 shares @ 2.72 avg, which is going bankrupt in a couple of months, I have put my W-2s and Stocks report in TurboTax and got $123,871 in taxes to pay, I have in saving 3K, what are my options to pay the IRS as I don't have any money? Btw, we made $240K in salary last year.

/u/taxmankeith [1] : I read in another thread that you work for the IRS, any comments on this will be really appreciate it.
I'm trying to get a better perspective with you guys/gals before I jump into a tax lawyer or anything like that.

Thanks in advance.

TurboTax report: http://imgur.com/29WSWr6

Holy poo poo.

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.
I don't understand how that subreddit isn't just 100% people responding with links to the M*A*S*H theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
It makes me sad that people so dumb have so much money.

paperchaseguy
Feb 21, 2002

THEY'RE GONNA SAY NO
Something doesn't compute... how'd he make $470k gains and had no capital to begin with? It would be hilarious if he counted all of his money as "gains" and forgot to subtract his initial cost.

however, "Btw, we made $240K in salary last year." could mean he worked at a startup and sold stock?

lol

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

loving Radioshack. A company that hasn't been worth poo poo since the 90s, and someone goes all in on it. I'm not investing genius, but when something loses 99% of its value in 5 years, its not because its suddenly going to change direction.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

I'm convinced that nobody invested in Radio Shack has been in one in the past 5 years. Every single time I've stepped into one, it was deserted.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Not a Children posted:

I'm convinced that nobody invested in Radio Shack has been in one in the past 5 years. Every single time I've stepped into one, it was deserted.

Really? Last time I was in a store (2011ish) I had to fight off all of the sales reps trying to sell me a cell phone.

asur
Dec 28, 2012
How do you not just take the loving the loss in the the same year? Just so much :bang:.

Bloody Queef
Mar 23, 2012

by zen death robot

BigDave posted:

Really? Last time I was in a store (2011ish) I had to fight off all of the sales reps trying to sell me a cell phone.

Deserted in terms of customers.

I too had heard rumors for Radioshack taking off and was hoping it was true so I could short it.

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

There is no way that's real. Its too perfect to not be a parody or something.

1. Makes a bunch of money in stocks, saves none of it
2. Meets a guy on a golf course and makes an investment based mostly on what this guy told him (in addition to like 30 seconds of research)
3. Puts all of his money into one stock
4. Fucks off to Africa, knowing the stock's in the process of making GBS threads the bed and doesn't like, set something up with someone to be able to sell (you can do that, right?)
5. Is now hosed with a gigantic bill to the government, and still a wife/kids at home to take care of.

If it is real then, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waf46eBajkw

BEHOLD: MY CAPE
Jan 11, 2004

Dik Hz posted:

For law, finance, or academics, you need some sort of graduate degree. And that degree is going to be the one with prestige, not your bachelor's. Nobody gives a poo poo about where you did your bachelor's degree if you went to a good law school or grad school. Furthermore, law schools only care about your GPA and your LSAT score because those are the only numbers from applicants that impact their rankings. And you can get into any grad school for science by working in a lab as an undergrad.

Do you think that, in general, when controlling for GPA and standardized test scores, that admittance to graduate and professional school is unrelated to the undergraduate institution one attends? I think that proposition is strikingly false; undergraduates at schools considered selective and prestigious are probably at a significant advantage for admissions to graduate programs considered selective and prestigious.

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Apprentice Dick
Dec 1, 2009

BEHOLD: MY CAPE posted:

Do you think that, in general, when controlling for GPA and standardized test scores, that admittance to graduate and professional school is unrelated to the undergraduate institution one attends? I think that proposition is strikingly false; undergraduates at schools considered selective and prestigious are probably at a significant advantage for admissions to graduate programs considered selective and prestigious.

Personally speaking as an engineer every school has the same ABET course materials and only the GRE, undergrad GPA and internships/lab work matter for grad school. I know many people who went to small state schools who had those three things get into good programs at major engineering grad schools. Getting into Ivy league law school or MBA program is probably far different, but for engineering no one cares about your undergrad school besides it being ABET and you passing with a good GPA.

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