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Phy posted:If you want that particular chicken recipe here it is http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/aching-thighs/Content?oid=2519004 The comment section of that article proves that the best punchline is always an idiot who doesn't get the joke.
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Are you talking about the man in the comments earnestly defending Lawry's seasoning salt bc the ones that are jokes on purpose aren't funny either
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no the dick skiffler towards the bottom waxing on about buttermilk.
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that guy stans hard for buttermilk lmao
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Onstad put a link to this on his facebook wall http://www.achewood.com/patrons2013.php
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WoodrowSkillson posted:homestar runner has updated more recently then achewood
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Pretty good troll would be someone donating and then posting a screenshot here.
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quote:This list will be updated for 2012, many names to be added!
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Posted on the facebook hugbox about how asking for patronage looks kind of bad for Onstad and well basically http://youtu.be/GUfS_2UGftg?t=10s Is it just me, or did there used to be two groups, one full of e/n and one that was just intermittent funny comics and panels? have the insufferables taken over the second group?
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Christmas Present posted:Onstad put a link to this on his facebook wall You must have some pretty wicked sack to be hittin' us up that way, Chris!
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The Tao Jones posted:You must have some pretty wicked sack to be hittin' us up that way, Chris! You better believe he has wicked sack.
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Christmas Present posted:Onstad put a link to this on his facebook wall hahahahah holy poo poo what a scumbag
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can anyone link to the showbiz crutchield addiction series? I can't seem to find it.
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JHomer722 posted:can anyone link to the showbiz crutchield addiction series? I can't seem to find it. http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11152005
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Just curious, was there ever a print of The Common Collectors of Man made available? It's a neat idea, I almost want to make my own.
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 This fellow looks... familiar  Also this popped up in a search recently  click to big
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Christmas Present posted:Posted on the facebook hugbox about how asking for patronage looks kind of bad for Onstad and well basically http://youtu.be/GUfS_2UGftg?t=10s The second group is Man Why You Even Got To Do A Thing and yeah, it's just people posting quotes and panels and such.
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Who is Beef supposed to be? The metal Russian guy? Ice Man Bobby Flay?
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Darth Windu posted:Who is Beef supposed to be? The metal Russian guy? Ice Man Bobby Flay? That is stone cold Iceman. Anyone want a dang ol snowcone cause that's all I seem to make around here
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Howard Beale posted:That is stone cold Iceman. the amount of ice i can produce is kinda like my emotions right now hella crazy
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Howard Beale posted:That is stone cold Iceman. Aw no man my power is a dog's power. It could never make a lady change reality, It could never make a homeless man turn his life around and achieve more then any man has ever achieved before, not like magnetism.
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Here's some actual content: I just found out about this old comic that was taken down by Onstad for some reason. Probably because it has actual jokes in it, instead of a clever euphemism for white trash buried in 12 paragraphs of plot development that he will never resolve. Hope you enjoy it.
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Those jokes aren't funny tho so good move Onstad
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Ah, the halcyon days of boner jokes.
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It wasn't taken down, it was part of the subscriber-only stuff. You can still find a black and white version in the PDF of print-only strips in the honor system store.
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Uhhh that's actually quite funny, you some kinda pedantic bitchboy Thank you very much for the achewood I'd never seen before
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There's only one place for gay jokes
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Not sure where you found that version of the strip. 
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Gay jokes have been consistently funny throughout human history. It's because sucking cock and loving butts are funny actions regardless of who is doing it, but gay people do that stuff by default
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I can't find a picture that does it justice, but I came across a white Volvo XC-90 a couple of times while driving this week, and it looks like Cartilege Head the Car when you're right behind it.
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Big Anime Fan Here posted:It's because sucking cock and loving butts are funny actions regardless of who is doing it  That pretty much how it goes?
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There was an article in the paper the other day about a restaurant owner closing shop and skipping town, and the workers wanted their last paycheck. I just thought " Welp, that's the restaurant business" and thought of those strips where Lyle taught a course at the community college over the business. Ah, here we are: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02042009 Johnny Aztec fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Feb 1, 2015 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:There was an article in the paper the other day about a restaurant owner closing shop and skipping town, and the workers wanted their last paycheck. No joke, that literally happened to me once. The best part was that the owner skipped town on Christmas loving Eve, so my Christmas present was unemployment!
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What we stand to learn from the toilet is not to go around making a lot of big promises.
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Captain Bravo posted:No joke, that literally happened to me once. The best part was that the owner skipped town on Christmas loving Eve, so my Christmas present was unemployment! How do you not just rob the place when that happens? I mean I get that there isn't any money, but I'd walk off with some tables and silverware, or at least all the copper in the building.
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Atmus posted:How do you not just rob the place when that happens? I mean I get that there isn't any money, but I'd walk off with some tables and silverware, or at least all the copper in the building. It was a pizza place, no silverware to rob. Instead we took every single edible scrap out of the freezer, tossed them in our cars, and drove off.
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I would totally rob a pizza place for one of those awesome looking cutters that you see-saw across the pie with, but I guess they would have taken that with them if they had it in the first place.
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Atmus posted:How do you not just rob the place when that happens? I mean I get that there isn't any money, but I'd walk off with some tables and silverware, or at least all the copper in the building. Yeah man it is totally legal to strip the copper out the walls and you definitely won't get caught in the time it takes to sledge the loving walls and cut the pipes.
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