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mp5 posted:Because we both know Patrick was a step up from Kessler and Nicholson neither of those names are familiar to me. *looks at his rolodex of video game journalists and becomes depressed at how empty it is, as he failed to keep up to date on the names of grown men who write about the cultural impact of video games in our tumultuous 21st century world*
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They should have hired Kesler and Lemon to do their horror game quicklooks and Patrick to eat gross poo poo they get sent in the mail.
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Kessler was funny because he's a weird motherfucker.
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Mr. Pumroy posted:neither of those names are familiar to me. *looks at his rolodex of video game journalists and becomes depressed at how empty it is, as he failed to keep up to date on the names of grown men who write about the cultural impact of video games in our tumultuous 21st century world* Let me jog your memory with their most defining writing traits then Matt "three words in every sentence are hyperlinks to giant bomb wiki pages no matter how obscure" Kessler And Brad "Kotaku/joystiq/Destructoid/the National Enquirer is reporting this thing I am quoting and rephrasing so it sounds like I did some actual work" Nicholson
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Feb 5, 2015 17:30
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Kessler was LEAGUES above klepek. LEAGUES.
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Feb 5, 2015 18:13
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Giant bomb plays D&D 5e - http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/giant-bomb-unplugged-dungeons-dragons-episode-01/2300-9913/ dan: "Can I just straight up be Waluigi?"
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Feb 5, 2015 18:37
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Dan chooses to be a human character because he can identify with humans more than the other races.
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Feb 5, 2015 18:42
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Machai posted:Dan chooses to be a human character because he can identify with humans more than the other races. drat, that's loving funny.
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Feb 5, 2015 18:44
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YIKES Stay Gooned posted:drat, that's loving funny. lol
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Feb 5, 2015 18:45
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What wrestler does he name the character after.
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Feb 5, 2015 18:46
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Ric Flair
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Radish posted:Ric Flair lol
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Dan's backstory is ridiculous and that of a character higher than 1st level. He is a veteran fighter that got hurt and changed his fighting style to rise through the ranks once again and then he got knighted by defeating some legendary fighter dude.
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Machai posted:Dan's backstory is ridiculous and that of a character higher than 1st level. He is a veteran fighter that got hurt and changed his fighting style to rise through the ranks once again and then he got knighted by defeating some legendary fighter dude. This is Ric Flair. He's just describing Ric Flair's history. He beat a "Man of nature" and took his title. His last name is Horseman. He's been divorced 4 times.
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HeyCrapOnThis posted:This is Ric Flair. He's just describing Ric Flair's history. He beat a "Man of nature" and took his title. His last name is Horseman. He's been divorced 4 times. 
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HeyCrapOnThis posted:This is Ric Flair. He's just describing Ric Flair's history. He beat a "Man of nature" and took his title. His last name is Horseman. He's been divorced 4 times. lol
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HeyCrapOnThis posted:Kessler was LEAGUES above klepek. LEAGUES. Word. For all his apparent "pedigree" as a news hound, he maybe had three actual unique "breaking the story" articles in his entire time at GB. The rest was barely above the level of Brad Nicholson reposting other peoples news bits. That, and long articles about "Why you should play these terrible indie games that will be forgotten next week."
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Feb 6, 2015 02:02
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Today I found out that Alex has multiple cats.
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Machai posted:
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And Rorie, as usual, is a sleeper hit genius, FTW.
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[The screen shakes wildly as he slowly walks toward a jump pad. Compromisingly:] Eh, I'm not the best out there, but...
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Wormskull posted:[The screen shakes wildly as he slowly walks toward a jump pad. Compromisingly:] Eh, I'm not the best out there, but...
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*Brad ends a match with a 19/30 KD* I have played a lot of Quake.
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A) I watched the Battlefield: Hardline QL which is really sick because Jeff is in a good mood and Dan is there for the ride. And B) the UPF this week is sick because Dan just keeps shooting people in the dick in slow motion while Dan, Rorie and Drew get more upset while Jeff laughs harder and harder.
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If you haven't watched the Raven's Cry quicklook: You need to watch the Raven's Cry quicklook. It might just be my favorite quicklook.
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It's very funny and deserving of the extremely long run time
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Alex's Godfried impression is balls to the walls awesome.
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To those whom say Alex Navarro sucks the funny out of every room he's in and is a massive dong, I submit to you... Carefully pulls down a Criterion Collection Blu Ray box from the shelf and opens it. Alex Navarro Doing Gilbert Gottfried!
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Feb 10, 2015 04:55
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He does epic pirate voices for like 90 minutes.
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Feb 10, 2015 04:59
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So he really is Chris Elliot circa-1993
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Alex Navarro is an Epic Depressed Gamer.Judge Ito Boxing posted:So he really is Chris Elliot circa-1993 Exactly. Exactly.
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I guess I don't mind alex that much I just miss Vinny doing quicklooks with other people
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I've never actually played a pen and paper rpg before but I can already tell that Brad is the worst kind of person to play one with
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:I've never actually played a pen and paper rpg before but I can already tell that Brad is the worst kind of person to play one with I liked them talking about fun and interesting stuff you can do in d&d for five minutes and then Jeff chimes in with "I DON'T LIKE D&D, NOTHING ABOUT IT APPEALS TO ME."
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That's just Jeff though. Nothing, at all, ever, appeals to him. Except CoD. He's become one of the "Elder Statesman" of game journalism in a way, and yet the guy is basically still 15 years old in the brain. Everything sucks, nothing is worthy, shutupmom gotta 360 NOSCOPE these whack-rear end chinese fools.
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