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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

kalstrams posted:

smart rural russians. pick two

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCnDAPCQqiA

# ? Feb 7, 2015 21:58

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 17:07

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

etalian posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCnDAPCQqiA

i have this in my youtube favourites :laugh:

# ? Feb 7, 2015 21:59

fatherboxx: Mar 25, 2013

klafbang posted:

Sure, strong leader. Perhaps even a bit of propaganda. But why would people still vote for him outside when they can see the rick folks getting richer and themselves getting poorer? Maybe a wish to someday themselves get to the Capital and live like kings? Very poor kings. Moscow is still only around 8% of the population�

there is an old saying, "the tsar is good, it is the boyars (advisors) who are bad", people can't put two and two together and draw the line between a corrupt system and the person with unlimited power at the head of it

# ? Feb 7, 2015 22:11

Pycckuu: Sep 13, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

blunt for century posted:

Does Putin Have Aspergers?

The Pentagon says yes!

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/feb/05/vladimir-putin-aspergers-syndrome-pentagon-studies posted:

Connors also compared his movement and psychology to a reptile�s � �they patrol their borders and if an alien enters, lunge reflexively� � and struck a note of pathos and admiration regarding his supposed injuries, writing that �this is a deep, old, profound loss that the has learned to cope with magnificently�.

Pycckuu fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Feb 8, 2015

# ? Feb 8, 2015 00:21

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

blunt for century posted:

First time he's seen breasts since he quit nursing at 9 years old

"drat, look at the perestroika on that babushka!"

# ? Feb 8, 2015 00:41

NEED TOILET PAPER: Mar 22, 2013; by XyloJW

Say Nothing posted:

"drat, look at the perestroika on that babushka!"

have you been reading the thread at all?! you gotta get a devushka's perestroiki before she turns into a babushka!

# ? Feb 8, 2015 00:55

Emanuel Collective: Jan 16, 2008; by Smythe

# ? Feb 8, 2015 02:00

CampingCarl: Apr 28, 2008

etalian posted:

Because propaganda works and the opposition to Putin is heavily fragmented.

Is there a russian equivalent to how poor americans think they are just temporarily embarrassed millionaires?

# ? Feb 8, 2015 02:12

Stentorian Hoot: Jun 14, 2001; Couldn't get it up...

katlington posted:

Lol where did you get that? They made everybidy white

My dad gave it to me. He has a lot of Ukrainian stuff, like a portrait of Taras Bulba and what not.

# ? Feb 8, 2015 02:13

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

CampingCarl posted:

Is there a russian equivalent to how poor americans think they are just temporarily embarrassed millionaires?

Yeah, russia is a temporarily embarrassed superpower

# ? Feb 8, 2015 06:38

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Emanuel Collective posted:

radical larry pictured right

# ? Feb 8, 2015 07:08

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Russia is the guy in Falling Down. Ukraine served him with papers and the petroleum factory canned his rear end but he's not gonna take any poo poo from nazis or punks.

He'll show her in the end, oh yes.

# ? Feb 8, 2015 07:12

Automatic Slim: Jul 1, 2007

So Russia's going to end up with a flare in its mouth and Robert Duvall cursing on camera...

# ? Feb 8, 2015 07:25

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

JaucheCharly posted:

Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, gently caress your mother.

You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks

I always love rereading this

It makes the reply of "Nuts!" in response Germany's ultimatum by general anthony mcauliffe look like amateur trash

# ? Feb 8, 2015 08:50

Present: Oct 28, 2011; by Shine

Node posted:

I always love rereading this

It makes the reply of "Nuts!" in response Germany's ultimatum by general anthony mcauliffe look like amateur trash

For one word replies like that you can't beat ancient Sparta owning the poo poo out of Philip II:

Philip II: "If I enter Laconia, I will raze Sparta"
Sparta: "If"

:iceburn:

# ? Feb 8, 2015 09:05

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Feb 8, 2015 09:09

Power Khan: Aug 20, 2011; by Fritz the Horse

Emanuel Collective posted:

....and then we served the Samogon.

# ? Feb 8, 2015 09:31

Lil Bit O Vitriol: Jan 10, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf0KciXneFk

# ? Feb 8, 2015 10:10

FRINGE: May 23, 2003; title stolen for lf posting

Business Gorillas posted:

its actually a thing from warhammer 40,000

Only in the sense that the warhammertards stole it from Michael Moorcock. He came up with it in the 60s.

edit - beaten

# ? Feb 8, 2015 10:30

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

# ? Feb 8, 2015 12:45

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

kalstrams posted:

da. but of course!

# ? Feb 8, 2015 13:28

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

# ? Feb 8, 2015 13:37

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

radical larry pictured right

Just vibrated through that wall.

# ? Feb 8, 2015 14:22

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Haruharuharuko posted:

Comrade refuses to roll down window I must make him understand the error of his ways.

this guy's a badass

# ? Feb 8, 2015 17:15

Qtotonibudinibudet: Nov 7, 2011; Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

klafbang posted:

I was told that just 10 years ago, that part of town (near the Семёновская metro station), was gun city where you wouldn't go when dark, yet when I was there it felt completely safe. It did have weird things such as old women selling ice cream on the street in a decidedly non-touristy part of town in the middle of February, which I found a bit odd what with the meters of snow decorating the gardens.

Ice cream and flower kiosks open 24 hours are one of the most important features of Moscow. That part of the city isn't the greatest area, but anywhere is going to be better than it was in the 90s.

klafbang posted:

Sure, strong leader. Perhaps even a bit of propaganda. But why would people still vote for him outside when they can see the rick folks getting richer and themselves getting poorer?

There's not much in the way of a viable opposition, the media is largely state-controlled, and the elections are rigged anyway.

# ? Feb 8, 2015 21:29

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

annapacketstormaya posted:

There's not much in the way of a viable opposition, the media is largely state-controlled, and the elections are rigged anyway.

Also anyone who tries to rock the boat gets subjected to soviet style punitive measures such as going after your friends and family.

Putin basically combined soviet style punitive measures with a western style media spin machine.

# ? Feb 8, 2015 21:36

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

kalstrams posted:

Russians love to squat.

# ? Feb 9, 2015 00:38

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Say Nothing posted:

Russians love to squat.

# ? Feb 9, 2015 00:47

Simstim: Mar 16, 2005; You just gave me a great idea buddy.

kalstrams posted:

I love this

# ? Feb 9, 2015 00:50

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

Say Nothing posted:

Hahahaha omg :psyduck:

# ? Feb 9, 2015 00:54

Qtotonibudinibudet: Nov 7, 2011; Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfzoLUtKspg

# ? Feb 9, 2015 17:00

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

russians just love to throw themselves off buildings

# ? Feb 9, 2015 17:02

blunt for century: Jul 4, 2008; I've got a bone to pick.

Zzulu posted:

russians just love to throw themselves off buildings

It's just something to do, and there's a chance of not being in Russia anymore afterwards as well

# ? Feb 9, 2015 17:03

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

what was the point of that

is he dead

# ? Feb 9, 2015 21:37

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Phlegmish posted:

what was the point of that

is he dead

why not

no

# ? Feb 9, 2015 21:45

Arc Hammer: Mar 4, 2013; Got any deathsticks?

Say Nothing posted:

"drat, look at the perestroika on that babushka!"

That's obviously a devotchka with some real horrorshow groodies you dim veck.

# ? Feb 9, 2015 23:45

NEED TOILET PAPER: Mar 22, 2013; by XyloJW

Phlegmish posted:

what was the point of that

is he dead

Man feel sad. He want to die. He decide to set pants on fire and jump off~10-story building would be best way to die. He set himself on fire and jump, ready to embrace death like old friend.

Snow cushions fall and man survives with broken neck. Man cannot control arms or legs and so cannot try to kill himself again. He still sad. Such is life.