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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Do over Ham posted:

Wow, I had mustard? :confused:


Rich Uncle Chet posted:

We have a kitchen?!

WE GOT BEETS!! :haw:

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Martytoof posted:

WE GOT BEETS!! :haw:

...a flavorless mush called rootmarm...

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

...a flavorless mush called rootmarm...

Not quite. This is Krusty brand imitation gruel. Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

TMMadman posted:

Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it! I can't take this any more. I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you! Especially his children. I'm going out there!

And it was a baby ox!

Hey wait up, TMMadman! I wanna die, too!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

...a flavorless mush called rootmarm...

Vast fields of hemp, for making rope and blankets!

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

...a flavorless mush called rootmarm...

Unflavored for me!

Spectacle Rock
May 24, 2013

IMJack posted:

Vast fields of hemp, for making rope and blankets!

And marry our cousins! :downs:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Martytoof posted:

WE GOT BEETS!! :haw:

Wait Martytoof! Good news, everyone! You don't have to eat beets! I've got enough gazpacho for everyone. It's tomato soup, served ice cold!

Spectacle Rock
May 24, 2013
Hahahahahahahaaha! Go back to Germania!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

It's tomato soup, served ice cold!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

*Punches out of glass coffin* Must... Crush... Capitalism...

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Neddy Seagoon posted:

*Punches out of glass coffin* Must... Crush... Capitalism...


*watch alarm beeps* Oooh Lunchtime!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Skeesix posted:

Hey wait up, TMMadman! I wanna die, too!

Mr. Skeesix, your progress astounds me. If you have any more questions, feel free to look at this brochure.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Mr. Skeesix, your progress astounds me. If you have any more questions, feel free to look at this brochure.



I'm sure he's in heaven right now laughing it up with the other celebrities. John Dillinger, Ty Cobb, Josef Stalin...

:allears: I wish I were dead.

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


IMJack posted:

I'm sure he's in heaven right now laughing it up with the other celebrities. John Dillinger, Ty Cobb, Josef Stalin...

:allears: I wish I were dead.

Don't let TMMadman's death get you down, boy. Goons die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Don't let TMMadman's death get you down, boy. Goons die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow.

I feel like I'm gonna die, Rich Uncle Chet.

We're all gonna die, Do over Ham.

I meant soon.

So did I.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Don't let TMMadman's death get you down, boy. Goons die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow.

Listen here: my name is TMMadman. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not. Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo-jumbo!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Listen here: my name is TMMadman. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not. Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo-jumbo!

"Leaves of Grass", my rear end!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Do over Ham posted:

"Leaves of Grass", my rear end!

Now is the winter of our discontent.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Writer Cath posted:

Now is the winter of our discontent.

Oh no! Run!

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


TMMadman posted:

Oh no! Run!

Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants!

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

TMMadman posted:

Oh no! Run!

Oh no, it's the rapture! Quick, get Do over Ham out of the thread before God comes!

Facepalm Ranger
Jan 17, 2012

SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants!

Stop, stop, he's already dead...:(

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Listen here: my name is TMMadman. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not. Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo-jumbo!

Why does my death keep coming back to haunt me!?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

Vast fields of hemp, for making rope and blankets!

:okpos: :lol: Hey, "Shemp" is "hemp" spelled backwards!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Drink-Mix Man posted:

:okpos: :lol: Hey, "Shemp" is "hemp" spelled backwards!

Trab pu kcip... trab pu kcip...

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Trab pu kcip... trab pu kcip...

The suit

Burns

Better

Look! :catstare:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Mira posted:

The suit

Burns

Better

Look! :catstare:

...I'll drive.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

:okpos: :lol: Hey, "Shemp" is "hemp" spelled backwards!

.....that's not Latin! :mad:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

.....that's not Latin! :mad:

:ninja: Must conserve battery power.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

:ninja: Must conserve battery power.

What kinda catchphrase is that?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

:ninja: Must conserve battery power.

Oh don't even get me started on the Government!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

Oh don't even get me started on the Government!

And the Smurfs... they suck!

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Drink-Mix Man posted:

And the Smurfs... they suck!

Drink-mix Man! Where do you pick up language like that?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

And the Smurfs... they suck!

The great thing about Smurfette is that she'll get in the hammock with you!

I'm just kidding! :haw:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

The Nastier Nate posted:

Drink-mix Man! Where do you pick up language like that?

Well I expect that kind of language at Denny's, but not here.

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


Monday_ posted:

Well I expect that kind of language at Denny's, but not here.

I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

:okpos: :lol: Hey, "Shemp" is "hemp" spelled backwards!

Please, I've seen your stupid Shemp quote. :rolleyes:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

The Nastier Nate posted:

Drink-mix Man! Where do you pick up language like that?

They certainly don't use that kind of language on the internet!

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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants!

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